Guess the question, then leave an answer for next person

[BDA73]

How many times have you started masturbating with a member on Lit before being interrupted?

Needed a glass of water and some tissues

 

[Btq97]

What did your gran need afterwards?

Love , true love, and showing off

 

[Lily13]

What are 3 phases in relationships?

Sometimes on the stairs even

 

[Btq97]

Where does lust get the better of you.


It should wash out

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

Why is there semen in my hair?


Only if you tie a ribbon round it first.

 

[Btq97]

I got you a tasty treat for your birthday.


Juat a touch to the left

 

[JKL123]

I can't seem to find it ... where is it???

Not what I expected ... but we can roll with it.

 

[Btq97]

Could only find d20's is that ok


Your mother

 

[Tasty_GA_Honey]

Who makes the best pancake?

Really large cucumbers!

 

[Btq97]

What do you use to pleasure yourself

Thick and creamy

 

[85Ironman]

How do you prefer your chowder?

98.6

 

[VoraciousValue]

How do you prefer your chowder?

98.6

How many times did you masturbate last month?

Every day of the week and twice on Sundays.

 

[Btq97]

How often does the local pastor fuck your wife?

Only slightly

 

[AlexBailey]

Do you get seasick?

Yea, I think I could handle that.

 

[WSM98]

Could you tell this guy to leave me alone?

Mouth open, only

 

[Meliss97]

How do you try to seduce a girl you meet in public?

Without a bra

 

[amber1312]

What happened to the cadabra magician he was...

The parsons wife

 

[Btq97]

To whom does this thong belong?

White and salty

 

[Pad_Foot]

How do like your tan lines?

Dripping wet

 

[Lily13]

What do you get from a sexy dream?

On the train

 

[Mav Unlimited]

When did you first see her?

Cherries

 

[Lily13]

What kind of stems do some people tie with their tongue?

Down around the corner

 

[Jordan90]

Where do you want to meet?

Christmas music.

 

[Btq97]

Why did you turn the radio off

That is a heavy sack

 

[Cindy027]

What is that?

Molten wax will be good.