Gunfight FEVER!

[champagne1982]

“Judge not, lest you be judged” (Lk 6: 27-38)

Ahh, quotin' from the Gideon... "Let he who is without sin, cast the first stone." -- Jeshua bar Joseph, circa 31, 32 or 33 Anno Domini..

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Come, let me feel you ooze between my toes. Après toi, ce serra un plaisir.

A bientôt mon beau.

Jesus, what do I have to do to get a girl to talk to me like that?

oh yeah. Be Tzara.

I confess to being desperately in love with both participants. Does that qualify me or disqualify me for judging?

 

[annaswirls]

Forgive me for my lack of experience, but what does it take to be a judge in such a competition? I might be able to step in if you are still in need of one.


ps I swore off being in love for lent.

 

[Tzara]

Jesus, what do I have to do to get a girl to talk to me like that?

oh yeah. Be Tzara.

Tzara's Guide to Picking Up Girls (ISBN 0486439917) will be available nationwide this summer.

I confess to being desperately in love with both participants. Does that qualify me or disqualify me for judging?

Yes.

 

[champagne1982]

Tzara's Guide to Picking Up Girls (ISBN 0486439917) will be available nationwide this summer.
Yes.

C'mon baby, light my fire... and pitch my tent. Oh! Don't forget the sheepshank when you run out of the hemp twine and add the silk scarf!

 

[Tzara]

C'mon baby, light my fire... and pitch my tent. Oh! Don't forget the sheepshank when you run out of the hemp twine and add the silk scarf!

I'm partial to bowlines, actually, as they work well under load.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Forgive me for my lack of experience, but what does it take to be a judge in such a competition? I might be able to step in if you are still in need of one.


ps I swore off being in love for lent.

The judges will merely need to say which of the two participants better responded to the challenge with the better poem.

Can we jot down Anna and Bijou as judges? That would mean we would only need one more.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I'm partial to bowlines, actually, as they work well under load.

Oooooh have you got a woggle?

 

[CharleyH]

Jesus, what do I have to do to get a girl to talk to me like that?

oh yeah. Be Tzara.

I confess to being desperately in love with both participants. Does that qualify me or disqualify me for judging?

Well, hm, since you are fairly in love with both, we can accept you as a judge.

 

[CharleyH]

Forgive me for my lack of experience, but what does it take to be a judge in such a competition? I might be able to step in if you are still in need of one.

It only takes knowing the rules of the challenge and being able to determine if the poets meet the challenge presented or not. YOU'RE IN!

I would also like to STRONGLY ENCOURAGE AND INVITE Under Your Spell to be the third judge. She has been with this thread from the beginning. I know your worries UYS, but there is no better time or better way to learn about poetry than to objectively and fairly assess the under-pressure work of others. (PS, Lauren will be available to help you during the challenge if you feel confused or conflicted). What do you say, Under Your Spell? Up for a new challenge yourself?

 

[champagne1982]

May I suggest that Tzed and I submit our poems to say - CharleyH's, PM box so that she can post them anonymously? That way the baggage that accompanies our account names is left with our avatars and the judges can then judge the poems with the neutrality blessed by anon rather than with the bias of identification . Plus it adds to the suspense.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Charley's in bed with a nasty cold, but that's a fine idea. We still need another judge, though, right?

 

[tungtied2u]

i've been away for awhile, but if UYS doesn't want the 3rd spot, i'd be happy to throw my hat in the ring as the final judge....

 

[UnderYourSpell]

It only takes knowing the rules of the challenge and being able to determine if the poets meet the challenge presented or not. YOU'RE IN!

I would also like to STRONGLY ENCOURAGE AND INVITE Under Your Spell to be the third judge. She has been with this thread from the beginning. I know your worries UYS, but there is no better time or better way to learn about poetry than to objectively and fairly assess the under-pressure work of others. (PS, Lauren will be available to help you during the challenge if you feel confused or conflicted). What do you say, Under Your Spell? Up for a new challenge yourself?

Oooohhhhh your tinker you (now you probably don't know what that means lol!) I am going away in 16 days time and will be gone for 14 days or I would have been tempted as I adore both combatants too and am eager to see what they come up with. So afraid I best bow out of this one

i've been away for awhile, but if UYS doesn't want the 3rd spot, i'd be happy to throw my hat in the ring as the final judge....

Throw you hat in but don't make it your best one ....... this could be messy!

 

[champagne1982]

Tell us what and when... You know the times I'm ready and hopefully Tzed can arrange something suitable in his schedule.

I'm off for my Grappé crushin' manicure now...

eta: p.s. It snowed here last night (less than 1/4 of an inch ... but nevertheless, SNOW!) so I'm ready to draw blood.

En Garde!

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Oooohhhhh your tinker you (now you probably don't know what that means lol!) I am going away in 16 days time and will be gone for 14 days or I would have been tempted as I adore both combatants too and am eager to see what they come up with. So afraid I best bow out of this one



Throw you hat in but don't make it your best one ....... this could be messy!

This will all happen within the next couple of days, I suspect (gunfights are not known to be slow, as such) so you're safe there. You could still do this.

I think tt2u (HI! Where ya been? How are you?) would also make an excellent judge. Maybe we should have five judges, just to be entirely safe. Or I can bow out, given that I'm unfairly biased toward both contestants...

 

[CharleyH]

So, it's a date...
Slap Face 2009

CHAMPAGNE VS: TZARA
TUESDAY, APRIL 28, 2009
12:00 PM mountain time.
(this translates into 10:00am pacific, 1:00pm EST and 6:00pm GMT.

Judges include:

UnpredictibleBijou
AnnaSwirls
and UnderYourSpell (UTS, please get back to the thread to confirm or deny the spot) or Tungtied2U.

Is everyone good with this time and date? Please confirm and we will go ahead from there.

 

[tungtied2u]

I'm good, if needed.

So, it's a date...
Slap Face 2009

CHAMPAGNE VS: TZARA
TUESDAY, APRIL 28, 2009
12:00 PM mountain time.
(this translates into 10:00am pacific, 1:00pm EST and 6:00pm GMT.

Judges include:

UnpredictibleBijou
AnnaSwirls
and UnderYourSpell (UTS, please get back to the thread to confirm or deny the spot) or Tungtied2U.

Is everyone good with this time and date? Please confirm and we will go ahead from there.

 

[champagne1982]

So, it's a date...
Slap Face 2009

CHAMPAGNE VS: TZARA
TUESDAY, APRIL 28, 2009
12:00 PM mountain time.
(this translates into 10:00am pacific, 1:00pm EST and 6:00pm GMT.

Judges include:

UnpredictibleBijou
AnnaSwirls
and UnderYourSpell (UTS, please get back to the thread to confirm or deny the spot) or Tungtied2U.

Is everyone good with this time and date? Please confirm and we will go ahead from there.

I have been sharpening my rapier wit and perfecting my riposte.

Que les ecrits commencent!

 

[unpredictablebijou]

So, it's a date...
Slap Face 2009

CHAMPAGNE VS: TZARA
TUESDAY, APRIL 28, 2009
12:00 PM mountain time.
(this translates into 10:00am pacific, 1:00pm EST and 6:00pm GMT.

Judges include:

UnpredictibleBijou
AnnaSwirls
and UnderYourSpell (UTS, please get back to the thread to confirm or deny the spot) or Tungtied2U.

Is everyone good with this time and date? Please confirm and we will go ahead from there.

Close. I probably won't be in early enough for the beginning of the challenge; I don't get on line generally until noonish, PST. 3 pm EST. But since I'm not writing, just judging, I suspect that's alright. I'll be here the rest of the day, and well into evening.

 

[champagne1982]

Maybe I'll make a call to a certain princess phone and hehehehe... soften up a judge . Beat that Teeeeeeeezed.

 

[CharleyH]

I have been sharpening my rapier wit and perfecting my riposte.

Que les ecrits commencent!

In the word of Montgomery Burns, 'excellent'.

 

[CharleyH]

Close. I probably won't be in early enough for the beginning of the challenge; I don't get on line generally until noonish, PST. 3 pm EST. But since I'm not writing, just judging, I suspect that's alright. I'll be here the rest of the day, and well into evening.

No Worries. We can wait 24 hours for judges. The only thing that matters is whether Champagne and Tzara are cool with the time of the challenge.

 

[Tzara]

So, it's a date...
Slap Face 2009

CHAMPAGNE VS: TZARA
TUESDAY, APRIL 28, 2009
12:00 PM mountain time.
(this translates into 10:00am pacific, 1:00pm EST and 6:00pm GMT.

Judges include:

UnpredictibleBijou
AnnaSwirls
and UnderYourSpell (UTS, please get back to the thread to confirm or deny the spot) or Tungtied2U.

Is everyone good with this time and date? Please confirm and we will go ahead from there.

Please note that 12:00 PM MDT is 11:00 AM PDT, and 2:00 PM EDT. The Pacific time zone (where I am) is normally GMT -8, but I think right now is GMT -7 because of Daylight Savings Time.

Anyway, Tuesday should be OK. I'm clear at that time right now, anyway.

So I guess I need to make sure I know the start time. Are the times above intended to be Daylight Savings Time (which is what we're currently using)? Also, how long a window do I need to reserve? One hour? Two? I'd probably have problems with much more than that.

 

[Tzara]

Maybe I'll make a call to a certain princess phone and hehehehe... soften up a judge . Beat that Teeeeeeeezed.

I don't think a soft Bijou works especially to my advantage. She usually shows more spirit than that.