Guys, do you ever have AH females (or males) hitting on you?

[EmilyMiller]

can someone define the term for me

AH females (or males)​

Hello Molly

Long tkme, no speak

Em

 

[NoTalentHack]

Hah! No. No, not at all.

 

[Tayloroc]

As I’ve said in PMs. I used to be looking for that sort of attention, But not really on AH. I guess there is nothing that intrinsically different about this forum, but - to reuse my phrase from another day - I thought that was a better class of pervert on here .

Em

Almost spit my tea out laughing

 

[Djmac1031]

A different Lit forum?

Back when I was looking to hook up on-line (not that long ago, TBH), I used to post more in Fetish & Sexuality. Couldn’t bring myself to use the personals, felt like a meat market.

Em

My girlfriend and I have an open relationship. I'm very much allowed to flirt or...whatever..*******, or try and find a "hook up."

I don't trust the forums set up here for ANY of that lol.

My avatar probably is keeping most from hitting on me anyway lol.

Its the robot monster from an old 1939 serial, The Phantom Creeps.

I thought it kinda fitting here

 

[ycym]

A different Lit forum?

Back when I was looking to hook up on-line (not that long ago, TBH), I used to post more in Fetish & Sexuality. Couldn’t bring myself to use the personals, felt like a meat market.

Em

Lit was included but not the main topic. But she hit me because of what I was writing.

 

[EmilyMiller]

My girlfriend and I have an open relationship. I'm very much allowed to flirt or...whatever..*******, or try and find a "hook up."

I don't trust the forums set up here for ANY of that lol.

My avatar probably is keeping most from hitting on me anyway lol.

Its the robot monster from an old 1939 serial, The Phantom Creeps.

I thought it kinda fitting here

To qualify, I didn’t mean to arrange a real life hook up. I have never met anyone off of Lit (as far as I know). I meant cybersex, and text-based only.

Em

 

[MrPixel]

can someone define the term for me

AH females (or males)​

Everybody knows that only males are AHs. Females are Cs.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Lit was included but not the main topic. But she hit me because of what I was writing.

I get that too, but goes with the territory.

Em

 

[EmilyMiller]

Everybody knows that only males are AHs. Females are Cs.

Too blonde to decipher that

 

[Tayloroc]

I’m too gray to decipher

 

[Tayloroc]

Oops- silver. You know, Cary Grant

 

[Djmac1031]

To qualify, I didn’t mean to arrange a real life hook up. I have never met anyone off of Lit (as far as I know). I meant cybersex, and text-based only.

Em

Oh I got ya. And being honest, despite my freedom to do so I haven't taken advantage of it much.

I'm not against sexting or online flirting or whatever. But I haven't really sought it out here. I don't trust their forums.

 

[MrPixel]

"AH" is a very frequent euphemism for ass****. "Alpha hotel" in military parlance. "C***" is what particularly unpleasant Fs are called.

Sigh... explaining the joke takes all the fun out of it.

 

[Zenith77]

Someone offered to ship me their panties, once.

I politely declined.

Hopefully they weren't too offended.

 

[NoTalentHack]

Too blonde to decipher that

AH - Asshole. I leave the rest as an exercise to the reader.

 

[SyleusSnow]

I attracted a groupie once. She was lovely. But she doesn't like me anymore.

 

[Candy_Kane54]

I've been invited to chat by both male and female users (assuming their usernames indicate their true sex).

 

[Zenith77]

IME, women don't hit on men anywhere near as often as men hit on women. Irrespective of the medium.

A sad reflection on our society, if you think about it.

 

[Tayloroc]

With such a lovely picture l, i can well imagine you have been asked to chat!

 

[EmilyMiller]

AH - Asshole. I leave the rest as an exercise to the reader.

Oh dear, I really am so dim sometimes.

Em

 

[MrPixel]

strange that someone would use the best part of a girl as a derogatory term hmmm

Well, then, what about "prick"? Otherwise similar in that it is slang for a desirable functional part when used properly, but as a descriptor of a person has the same connotation as AH. "C" is simply the F equivalent of "prick" in that context.

Gawd. Where is the 'off' switch for the euphemisms?

 

[Zenith77]

strange that someone would use the best part of a girl as a derogatory term hmmm

Wasn't originally that way.

From Wiki (gotta love they have a 'cunt' page):

Its first appearance in the Oxford English Dictionary was in 1972, which cites the word as having been in use from 1230 in what was supposedly a London street name of "Gropecunte Lane". It was, however, also used before 1230, having been brought over by the Anglo-Saxons, originally not an obscenity but rather an ordinary name for the vulva or vagina. Gropecunt Lane was originally a street of prostitution, a red light district. It was normal in the Middle Ages for streets to be named after the goods available for sale therein, hence the prevalence in cities having a medieval history of names such as "Silver Street" and "Fish Street". In some locations, the former name has been bowdlerised, as in the City of York, to the more acceptable "Grape Lane".[22]

The somewhat similar word 'queynte' appears several times in Chaucer's Canterbury Tales (c. 1390), in bawdy contexts, but since it is used openly, does not appear to have been considered obscene at that time.[23] A notable use is from the "Miller's Tale": "Pryvely he caught her by the queynte." The Wife of Bath also uses this term, "For certeyn, olde dotard, by your leave/You shall have queynte right enough at eve .... What aileth you to grouche thus and groan?/Is it for ye would have my queynte alone?" In modernised versions of these passages the word "queynte" is usually translated simply as "cunt".[24][25] However, in Chaucer's usage there seems to be an overlap between the words "cunt" and "quaint" (possibly derived from the Latin for "known"). "Quaint" was probably pronounced in Middle English in much the same way as "cunt". It is sometimes unclear whether the two words were thought of as distinct from one another.

 

[j267]

Someone is feeling needy today.

 

[vibes]

Sort of like getting a box of chocolate and not knowing if it is the cheap mostly wax shit

That's comfortable way of putting in

 

[MrPixel]

A guy normally knows what he is getting with a girl but a girl doesn't really know until he drops his pants.

Hmm. That's what codpieces are for.