Guys, what would you do if you woke up as a women?

[Grey Fogg]

As most of the guys here I would spend a goooooood long time in the shower lol

Then take some pics/video of me talking and such for semi valid proof.

Finally go find a cute bi couple and have the time of my life

 

[Tymeless]

I'm noticing between these two thread that they guys are completely focused on the sexual things why women simply want to pee standing up

 

[Elengil]

Well, they are guys, thats 90% of what most guys think about...

90% of the rest being sports, leaving 1% for food!

 

[Tymeless]

Well, they are guys, thats 90% of what most guys think about...

90% of the rest being sports, leaving 1% for food!

Fair enough and I'm guessing none of them thought that waking up tomorrow they might end up as a straight female with a lower sex drive and a need for romance? Or maybe if they were gay as a male they would turn into a lesbian? Either way i'm guessing once it happens the first thing on their mind isn't going to be about getting laid.

As a male to female transgender If i woke up tomorrow as a female even though its what i desire more then anything there would be a little while of what the fuck is going on moments.

 

[etoile_filante]

Fair enough and I'm guessing none of them thought that waking up tomorrow they might end up as a straight female with a lower sex drive and a need for romance? Or maybe if they were gay as a male they would turn into a lesbian? Either way i'm guessing once it happens the first thing on their mind isn't going to be about getting laid.

As a male to female transgender If i woke up tomorrow as a female even though its what i desire more then anything there would be a little while of what the fuck is going on moments.

I've viewed this thread on numerous occassions, and I've even thought about posting here a few times, but thought it kinda silly to post the same response as other guys.

You however, have hit the nail on the head!

Altough I might eventually, as the song goes, "enjoy being a girl" I believe initially I would be freaking out just like Jamie Lee Curtis & Lindsey Lohan did in Freaky Friday!

 

[Juicextractor]

I'd find out what multiple orgasms feel like!

 

[Kazuo2]

Similar to most stories so far... I'd wake up and play with myself for a while, give myself my first female orgasm. Then I'd go out and get some cute lingerie with tights/stockings and stick on a tight little dress before going to normal places, coffee shops, bars and such to see the reaction. I'd make sure I'd give guys an eyeful of my panties. Then I'd be off to the gym/sauna to sit around looking at other girls.

Then I'd go off to a dogging site and suck the first guy I see, letting him cum in my mouth. Then hopefully a crowd would gather and I'd let them fill all of my holes at once. I'd take one guy home with me and let him treat me like a complete whore.

So hard thinking about this...

 

[Guest]

lesbian morning

If I woke up as a female, I'd become the biggest lesbian whore in the world. Btw, who is the biggest lesbian whore in the world?

 

[sarod]

Could you imagine going to bed as a man and waking up as a woman? What would be one of the first things you would do?

I would go find two guys to get my ass and pussy stuffed at the same time!

 

[gregy70]

mmmm

Tell my wife whats happened & get her to lick my pussy.

 

[bisexualsmoker]

If I woke up as a woman one day, the first thing I would think of would be
explaining it to the neighbors.
Then I'd just forget about all that and go and find another hot woman to have sex
with. It would be so hot!
On the other hand, maybe I'd first see what it's like having a thick cock in my pussy.
The choices..........

 

[BiInMyMind]

Assuming I get to wake up as what I regard as HOT, I'd take a good look at myself in the mirror. Get to know my new body. The feel of my skin, the smoothness of my neck, the softness of my breasts, the hardening of my nipples when I tweak them, the wetness of my pussy lips, the sensitivity of my clit.

Then I'd lie on my bed and masturbate until I came several times. Then I'd take a bubble bath with scented candles and maybe masturbate some more.

Then I'd get dressed, wear my softest, tightest cotton t-shirt, my full breasts and nipples announcing themselves (I don't own any bras), pull on my tightest pants and my sandals and go to Starbucks for a coffee and watch the reactions from the guys (and the girls) as I bounce along.

For getting laid (but not in a hurry), I'd probably get in touch with my oldest, best friend and fuck his brains out.

 

[The_Good_Sub]

i would probably be stoked at first, then when that time of the month came around i would just start killing motherfuckers

 

[rbone04]

Of course, as most of you have pointed out already, the first order of business would be (to sum everyone else's thoughts up) masturbate until I couldn't handle myself anymore then...

I would go find a great guy who's somewhat reserved sexually, carry myself as a classy lady in public with him, then I would fulfill every one of his sexual desires that he never dreamed a woman would ever agree to and more! I'd do things to him that he'd blush about even when they crossed his mind while he was all alone, but I'd continue doing them until he became a sexual monster who pushed our sex lives to the limit as much as I did!

I guess in reality I'd just be fulfilling all of the sexual fantasies I could never get a woman to agree to, but that's my business

 

[SissyJane]

Hmmm, this is a lovely idea.

The reality side would be either a nightmare or the plot of a screwball comedy... trying to get myself recognized as me, access to my accounts, legal driver's license, etc. trying to get my boss to deal with the fact that I'm now this other woman, trying to keep my family from having a heart attack, realizing that this changes every relationship I have, etc.

But that's not as much fun. As others have said, assuming I'm a beautiful, buxom woman, I'd dig out what crossdressing lingerie and clothes I have, realize they don't fit at all, throw on some sweats and sneakers and go shopping. I'd have to try lingerie on to see what fits me, maybe get the salesgirls to fit me for a bra. I'd have to blow hundreds of dollars just getting basic clothes so I could be seen in public. It'd be a terrific time, but expensive.

I'd certainly spend a LOT of time toying with all the sexy clothes and lingerie I could never fit into as a man, things that look drop-dead-awesome on a shapely woman and awful on me.

I would eventually have to take some time to explore myself, use some of my current sex toys for that. Try to learn what really excited me physically and what didn't.

Hmmm, how to find a good male lover who'll really show me how good sex can be.... if I could, I'd find a man, and a woman for different experiences. I'd definitely get into fashion, high heeled shoes, makeup, etc. All the girly stuff.

By this point, I'd realize that I'm not changing back soon and I'd take care of all those details listed above...

 

[Prime]

The very first thing I would do would be to freak the fuck out. Then I'm sure I'd stare at my tits for a good while. Then I'd go back to freaking the fuck out, and then start on someway to change everything back, bucause some dark unholy forces are at work, or The Government. perhaps they're related. Anyway, sex would be pretty far down the list, but I'd definatly make time for it. And I don't know if I could date a guy as a woman. I don't like dating guys now, though I've done it before.

This raises plenty of question. Would my mind be the same? Would I still be me, just with a female body? I couldn't be the same as me, because my hormonal balance would be completly different. I'd have to adjust to walking with wider hips as well as the change to my center of gravity that my breasts would create. But maybe, the change came with that problem taken care of, my kinesthia retroactive to the change. There is also the lower muscle density, and I don't even want to think about dealing with having a menstrual cycle.

This requires much thought and research. TO THE LIBRARY!!!

 

[chigirlieboy]

I dream of that often. I would turn into a dirty slut.

 

[Guest]

waking up as a woman

I'm a bi-curious as hell male, but if I woke up as a female (hopefully hot) I would have no desire to do a guy as a female. Like I said above, I would love the opportunity to be a lesbian. But hey...that's me...

 

[TalondeKarrde]

I'm a bi-curious as hell male, but if I woke up as a female (hopefully hot) I would have no desire to do a guy as a female. Like I said above, I would love the opportunity to be a lesbian. But hey...that's me...

not just you

 

[jshawk52]

Definitely go the lesbian route, but also would try to find a young hunk to take care of me too.
I know for sure that I'd dress very sexy all the time

 

[mcman54]

Masturbate immediately just to see what a female orgasm felt like.

 

[zeeker]

I think that I would try and find the biggest & baddest black dick to ride...I'd love to feel one sliding in and out of my pussy and ass...then feel it cumming in both my pussy and ass...

 

[randodo]

What a cool idea!

Masturbate immediately just to see what a female orgasm felt like.

I didn't think of that right off, but wow.

Other than that I would either stay in bed naked and call all the guys I knew that might want to get sucked and fucked and invite them over for fun. Of course dressing up real hot and sexy and going out on the prowl for cock would be a good idea as well. The idea of being able to be of service to men without worrying whether they could handle intimacy with a man or not is almost more than I can handle just thinking about it.

If I was only gonna be a woman for a day or a week, I guess I would have to really get busy and take advantage of the opportunity - if it was permanent I would just look forward to a long and happy life mostly on my back or on my knees.

 

[fishbud]

have to do what ive allways been told go fuck myself

 

[xdressslut]

guys, what would you do if you woke up as a woman

well the forst thing i would do is make love to my self and the go have a nice 3 way with 2 studs