Guys, what would you do if you woke up as a women?

[sterculius]

I'd like to read a few responses from some actual women explaining to us sex crazed guys why it is that they don't, for the most part, behave as we guys imagine that we would if we had their bodies. I too, fantasize about being a slut, and envy all you women who have the power to have all the sex you want anytime you choose, but that's because being a guy, I can get aroused by looking at the hole in a doughnut. C'mon girls, tell us how it really is. We're clueless (and very horny).

 

[texharley]

If I woke up as a woman the first thing I would do is go bsuy a very short sexy dress with a very low neckline and go in public without any underwear and flirt like crazy and then go to a xxx movie theater and fuck and suck every one there until my whole body is drenched with cum. Then I would go get a job as a stripper or a hooker.

 

[just for fun]

I'd like to read a few responses from some actual women explaining to us sex crazed guys why it is that they don't, for the most part, behave as we guys imagine that we would if we had their bodies. I too, fantasize about being a slut, and envy all you women who have the power to have all the sex you want anytime you choose, but that's because being a guy, I can get aroused by looking at the hole in a doughnut. C'mon girls, tell us how it really is. We're clueless (and very horny).

That's how I feel (guy here) it would be awesome to feel and have that power but it's probably a good thing I don't

 

[dedk]

I am thinking....

IN THE EVENT OF A MAGICAL NIGHTTIME TRANSFORMATION FROM MAN TO WOMAN, PLEASE FOLLOW THE FOLLOWING STEPS TO EASE YOU THROUGH THE PROCESS.

1) Admire, touch, rub, sqeeze, revel in, enjoy, attempt to lick and/or suck, and whatever else you feel is required to begin the arduous process of transforming yourself from the boobie ogling, tittie teasing, jumblie loving man you once were, to the proud female bearer of life giving mammary glands that you have become. And yes, boobies are awesome, as you are certain to have said at least 123 times in the past 3 minutes.

2) Familiarize yourself with the rest of your newly acquired female anatomy. Please note that a) no, your entire fist will NOT fit comfortably inside, so please stop trying, and b) recognize that the vagina (often referred to as pussy, cunt, twat, cum hole, or stinky pink pipeline by most of you) does NOT constitute the rest of your newly acquired female anatomy. And please stop telling all who may happen to be nearby to "smell my fingers".

3) Repeat step 1. You will find the lure of the breast is a difficult one to resist, so you must work at it tirelessly. And yes, you do have "tig ol' bitties" now, and no, they are not at all likely to shoot milk across the room, so you can stop squeezing them so hard.

4) Change into clothing suitable for public consumption. That rules out that damn sexy lingerie you're eyeballing wistfully is certainly not appropriate, nor is throwing on a pair of stinky, ripped cut-off short and that nasty, physics defying t-shirt from 6th grade you insist on wearing everywhere are not appropriate either. A refined woman must always look her best to feel her best. And for god's sake, haven't you taken enough of those off over the years to figure out how to get one back on? That's right, instead of unhooking, this time you go for re-hooking......ah, forget it, just get a looser shirt......and please stop bouncing them up and down everywhere you walk! Once you are looking your best, you should then:

5) Engage in coital activities. Human (male) nature being what it is, we recognize that you are going to have certain overwhelming urges that will need to sated as early as possible. You have already started your assuredly half-hearte and likely ill-fated attempt to reduce the incessant touching of your breasts and vagina, so now it's time to scratch the next itch you are experiencing. Based on your repeated mumbling of "holy shit, I always wondered what a dick felt like in their", you are likely ready to "fuck like a damn rabbit" as you so eloquently stated it.

As you are likely well aware, for a man of your age and laughingly low socioeconomic status, the process of engaging in sexual activity with the opposite sex is painstaking, often infuriating, always frustration, and very, very, very expensive. Rather than weeks and months of flowers, dinners, weekend excursions, etc, etc, before you even get a wiff of anything on your fingers, you will find it significantly easier to convince the men you meet that you are interested in engaging in sexual intercourse, preferrably soon and often. Here is the trick: when you come upon a man who appears to be breathing, all you have to do is utter that magic word that turns an ordinary man into a raging, sex-crazed fiend. And that word is............"hello". Once you have primed his pump, all you then do is add "want to fuck?" and you're in!

6) We really haven't bothered to include a sixth step in these instructions, since we know full well that once you learned in step five the secret of finding sexual partners as the reasonably attractive woman you have become, you will not have time, energy, or any inclination whatsoever to interrupt your, ahem, rather full social calendar from this point forward. If you ever do happen to read this, we leave you with these final words: no, that smell truly is not from a newly relocated fishmonger.......

 

[IcyM1]

To be quite honest, I'd put my fingers deep in there. >_> I've always wanted to know what it's like to have a vagina and finger fuck myself. XD

 

[firefighter38111]

Hhhhmmmm!

Wow! Wonder what my wife would think?.....I could be her lesbian lover. Head to the mirror to check out my parts….oh my…nice seeing a clit down there for real….no more small penis I call a clit and spreading those vaginal lips …hhhmmmm…waking my wife up and snuggling…tell her what has happened and lets go to the nude beach…she can have the biggest cock we find and then I get the second largest and getting to feel me get wet and watch him insert. Wonder if I will be a squirter. Wonder if he will hurt the first thrust…..oh I hope so squatting to pee and I hope like hell my panties still fit….now I will not have to be just my wife’s bitch…some young college guy can make me his bitch also.

 

[FasrEddie]

Easy...
Rub my Tit's and play with my Pussy!

 

[bi golly]

Take a shower and get all slippery and soapy. Masturbate in the shower with everything available: shower head, fingers, brush handle. Make my nipples hard.

Go shopping and try on everything. Go to the store in a skirt and no panties. Flirt.

Find a guy to go down on me while I am standing up. Fuck his mouth.

Find a guy with a regular cock to practice fucking.

Find a guy with a big cock to get really reamed.

 

[stargame]

Dress as slutty as I possible could & go clubing!

 

[debycha1968]

get dressed up in some slutty lingerie and make sure all of my holes were filled repeatedly by willing men

 

[george51]

Buy a bigger dildo.

 

[mebiyou]

A dream cum two

I would go and find a lesbian bar and look for the most fun loving lesbian in the place. Now, with no "at the stroke of midnight' theme here, spend the rest of the night dancing and teasing, flirting and kissing. Whisper in her ear, "I'm still a virgin and would love you to be my first".....i hope to wake up the next morning still a woman with her beside me.....

 

[sterculius]

Buy a bigger dildo.

Very good!!! But then again, I would probably no longer have need of a dildo.

 

[nolaboy]

I'd fuck as many women as I possibly could!

 

[Hornysailor61]

I'd probably fuck myself then roll over and go back to sleep.

 

[phantomdancer]

Pray I never changed back...