Haiku

[Jackie.Hikaru]

He flings himself up,
High as the sky. Can't win gold.
Cock gets in the way.

 

[EbersMoll]

Oh Le coq sportif!
C'est à la fois un plaisir
et un obstacle!

 

[Voboy]

Warning! Bruising risk!
Female French urologists
Want to get in touch.

 

[EbersMoll]

Oh to turn back time
And choose a better handle,
EbersMoll is male.

 

[lavendersilk]

There is a line there
Underneath your moniker
You can amend it

 

[EbersMoll]

There is a line there
Underneath your moniker
You can amend it

A thousand thank yous!
There was I thinking, “Title?”
“Mr. or Mrs”

 

[lavendersilk]

She was happy then.
How do I get back to her?
Someday I'll get there.

 

[EbersMoll]

Our essential child
Often becomes imprisoned.
Freeing them, brings joy

 

[AlinaX]

details hide
behind curtains of the obvious
seen, but not seen

 

[EbersMoll]

Pull the veil aside,
Reveal the secrets within,
Dare to imagine?

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

This backstreet bar serves
Just beer and karaoke.
I found my people.

 

[EbersMoll]

This backstreet bar serves
Just beer and karaoke.
I found my people.

To be amongst kin
Is so comforting, so sing….
I did it my way

 

[etletlien]

Sport is much like porn
Both the actors and voyeurs
Become invested

den som tar del
vill till slut delta

 

[JTass]

This one's just for shits and giggles:

Haikus confuse me
Frequently they make no sense
Refrigerator

 

[etletlien]

This one's just for shits and giggles:

Haikus confuse me
Frequently they make no sense
Refrigerator

Must Inspect Large Fridge
Do Soap Leniently
Major Overtly Overloaded Salt

 

[AlinaX]

I know a good way
to keep it hard forever:
refrigerated

 

[EbersMoll]

I know a good way
to keep it hard forever:
refrigerated

Near bagged chicken breast,
And wrapped tightly in plastic?
Sounds like it might work!

 

[AlinaX]

like riding a bike
once you've writ one blissful end
the next is easy

 

[EbersMoll]

Such rhythmic effort
Along with supreme focus
Will achieve results.

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

cobwebs in corner.
geckos under bright white lights.
Best loco mocos.

 

[EbersMoll]

She waits in her web,
For the lithe young males to pass;
Thats when she pounces.

 

[AlinaX]

she winds silken thread
to bind her captive lovers
before devouring

 

[Voboy]

Running free, trail firm,
Feet clack on gravel beneath.
Rain comes. Swim happens.

 

[EbersMoll]

Her realm aquatic,
Soothing, yet the unwary,
May be trapped by her

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

Green spring onions
Sprout like damn zombie fingers.
Autumn is coming.