HALLOWEEN'S Haven of Horror Hotties

Here’s another vote for Adrienne Barbeau

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Who could forget Linnea Quigley in Return of the Living Dead? I couldn't find a pic, but yeah.
 
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Of course, you ladies always get the short end of the dick when it comes to horror movies.
The dreaded cock is almost nowhere to be seen--probably because us guys, when growing up (who are 18 or older ;)) might get a boner if we see a penis in movies.
And then what are we supposed to do? Wonder if we're gay? :D

Anyway, one of the few frontal dudity scenes I'm aware of is when David Naughton whipped out his American "Werewolf" while in London.

Too true. As a teenage girl, I happily watched David Naughton, as you say, whip put his American werewolf while in London.
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something about that transformation of man to wolf...
 
My first date movie was Amityville Horror, 1979.
Despite the attempts at distraction at the hands of my companion, James Brolin still got my attention.
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Not nude, but still interesting.

In the 2005 remake, his character was played by Ryan Reynolds. No D to be seen though.
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I've looked, the action of his arms doesn't appear to subvert our eyes from anything...
 
Too true. As a teenage girl, I happily watched David Naughton, as you say, whip put his American werewolf while in London.
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something about that transformation of man to wolf...

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Yes, the transformation. I don't think there's a better metaphor for going through puberty as a guy. Animal desires, ripping your clothes off, getting hairy, body and mind changes, the desire for the flesh, and then "waking up" naked, covered in bodily fluid and wondering what that was all about :D :cool:
 
My first date movie was Amityville Horror, 1979.
Despite the attempts at distraction at the hands of my companion, James Brolin still got my attention.
Not nude, but still interesting.

In the 2005 remake, his character was played by Ryan Reynolds. No D to be seen though.

I've looked, the action of his arms doesn't appear to subvert our eyes from anything...

If he was full frontal in that tub scene would the box office sales have gone up or down, I wonder?

Also, I like that you looked for his D. :D
 
Part 5 I think is kind of underrated. The characters were so weird and hilarious. The guy in the car doing coke always kills me. The twist was kinda dumb but in the grand scheme of the Jason movies, it's like, who cares? Plus Jason Lives set it all right by being one of the best Jason movies ever.

And it's loaded with gorgeous women getting naked. Never a bad thing. ;)

I have weirdly serious opinions about Jason movies. Lol :p

I think I may know more about Jason, Freddy and Michael Myers than I do about a lot of other things. Things that may actually be important. :eek:
 
The original Fright Night is probably my favorite Halloween movie. I watched that movie endlessly as a kid.
 
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