HALLOWEEN'S Haven of Horror Hotties

Invasion of the Body Snatchers is one of those rare situations where the original and the remake are both great!

Fright Night I'm ashamed to say I have never seen. Somehow that one always got past me. I think I'll throw it in my Netflix queue!
 

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The Carrie shower scene is one that even I consider gratuitous. I'm not complaining, just pointing out that--Wow, it's gratuitous!

Funny sidenote, I recently read that PJ Soles requested to not be naked in that scene because it was her first movie and she didn't want her parents to see her naked. Thankfully she got over that fear with her other movies.
 
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When I was a kid (18 or older;)) I would dissect the HBO Guide every month and make a mental note of which movies had nudity (or better yet, graphic nudity). There was always that horrible moment when I would see one (like Terror Train), I would get all excited and then be crushed when I realized it was only on Cinemax which we didn't have.

--If I had the same enthusiasm for homework that I had for finding movies with nudity I would have graduated with better grades and nothing in my life would be different, so thank God I spent that time jerking off instead of learning algebra.--
 
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Sometimes the problem with horror movie nudity is the context.
The scene (and boobs) might be hot, but the context is violent, gory or just plain wrong.
Like in this scene from The Evil Dead.
The part about this that I like is that Ellen Sandweiss (the naked actress) was high school friends with the guys who made the movie. Now imagine that context--remember that girl you may have had a crush on in high school is now (that you're college age) making a movie with you and allowing you to stand off screen and strip her with tree branches for your first feature length film.
She's awesome!
It's also cool to know that she returned to acting last year to appear in Ash vs. The Evil Dead to work ,once more, with her old high school pals.
 
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There were boobs aplenty in Sleepaway Camp . . .

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. . . but with a surprising twist of weiner at the end. I think this shot is made even more disturbing because they put a mask of the lead girl's head on a naked guy's body.
It just looks crazy, which added to the effect.
Quick sidenote, the guy had to get drunk before he could stand "full cock" in front of everybody which is funny because it's not like anyone would know who he is! (aside from the crew, of course)
 
Sleepaway Camp is a goddamn masterpiece. The acting and characters are amazing. Every other scene has dialog that's dramatically shrieked.

I mean look at this scene: https://youtu.be/Z8cEqIVMzGQ

I rewatched it the other day and couldn't stop laughing at evil Judy. And the full effect of that ending....daaaaaamn. It's such a bizarre visual. And it's also like "why is there animal growling?" One of the most effective horror endings I've seen.

Agreed.

Also! The Sorority House Massacre movies ain't nothing to sneeze at. Part 2 in particular had some serious boobage.

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I'll have to check that one out too, thanks!
 
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Interesting thought:The whole reason I watched horror movies as a kid was to see the nudity, but now NRJ says Soroity House Massacre II, I look it up and BAM all the best parts are right there. So I wonder, would I have become a horror movie fan if not for the nudity? These movies scared the hell out of me when I was young. But the power of the penis forced me to sit through the horror to see the hotties.
 
^^^Also, is this why a lot of women don't like these movies-because of the exploitation of the female body and not the male body? Do the (awesome) women who like these movies also have an "open mind" ;) to seeing naked women?

Would us dudes have watched these movies if they were also filled with cock?

Deep thoughts for shallow movies. :D
 
Horror, especially the kind of stuff we grew up on, I think is just all around spectacle. Definitely the kind of thing a young person would respond to. Jason and Freddy on their own are a lot of silly, scary fun, but the nudity never hurts either.

I will say I watched a disproportionate amount of erotic thrillers when I was a teen. Lol :p

And yeah, I feel like I could have opened my own wing at a sperm bank based on just Sorority House Massacre 2. Epic naked stuff. It's beautiful! I'm gonna have to track this move down again. ;)

I think you're right, the spectacle is the attraction. The setting, cardboard characters, the promiscuity, the over-the-top gore scenes, the happy ending--or is it? That's the fun.

I also think it's funny that now that we are "adults" we can look at these movies objectively, not be scared and analyse what we like about them, but our dicks are still like "WOW! Look at those!" :D
 
Haha yes indeed. ;) I like that you put adults in quotes too. ;) I think nostalgia is certainly a part of the adult appeal. Then again I also watch old ones I haven't seen before and I still dig those too. I'm just glad I never reached a point of "I've outgrown these movies!"

Speaking of new discoveries I just recently watched Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-a-Rama. Lots of great nudity. Vava voom!

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Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-o-Rama has to be the greatest title ever!
Anything that comes after a title like that is a bonus.
And that clip is a real bonus! :D
 
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