HALLOWEEN'S Haven of Horror Hotties

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Night of the Creeps didn't offer a ton of nudity, but it had great dialogue such as:
"The good news is your dates are here. The bad news is . . . they're dead."

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It also features a cute girl using a flame thrower = total boner! :p
 
Just point the flame thrower away from me and that ass towards me and I'm good. :p

I gotta watch Night of the Creeps again. That's a good one.

Night of the Demons was good too. And had boobage. :p

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I haven't seen Night of the Demons, but it looks good so far :D

And of course, that's Linnea Quigly again! Shouldn't she get a Nobel Penis Prize, or something, for all of her amazing contributions?
 
This seems appropriate for this thread... pervs.

Horror movie franchises with the most nudity - via Mr. Skin:

1. "Friday the 13th": 12 movies, 39 nude scenes.

2. "Hellraiser": 10 movies, 24 nude scenes.

3. "Wrong Turn": 7 movies, 17 nude scenes.

4. "Piranha": 5 movies, 16 nude scenes.

5. "Hostel": 3 movies, 14 nude scenes.

6. "Silent Night, Deadly Night": 6 movies, 14 nude scenes.

7. "Halloween": 13 movies, 13 nude scenes.

8. "Amityville": 23 movies, 9 nude scenes.

9. "Nightmare on Elm Street": 9 movies, 8 nude scenes.
 
I'm surprised Freddy is so far down the list. You would think a guy who invades your dreams would have seen or engaged in a LOT more nudity than that.

I also wonder if they factored in Freddy vs. Jason nude scenes or just called that a draw. :D
 
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Freddy got his revenge on us young straight dudes when this was all we got to see of the super cute Kim Meyers in Nightmare on Elm Street 2.

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There was, however, some man-butt and some homoerotic undertones that weren't so subtle:

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I was unaware of this until I watched Never Sleep Again, an awesome doc about the Freddy movies. Once it was pointed out it is super obvious. Credit for trying something different. Also, not the best movie, but the part when Freddy comes out of the main guy's chest--pretty fucking cool!

Also one of my favorite lines.
 
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One of the most underrepresented groups in cinema is the skinny-dipping women's basketball team.

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Thankfully the film Zombie Lake had the courage to acknowledge their contributions to society. :p

Terrible movie, but still honorable mention because, you know, skinny-dipping women's basketball team.
 
^^^Nightmare 2 is my second least favorite. #6 is just awful. But yeah, Freddy was still scary in the second one and I loved his look. The makeup made his eyes bulge out and it looked super creepy. As for the gay stuff, I didn't pick up on any of that, I just assumed it was the 80's. Just watch Rocky III to see what I mean :D
But now, yes, it couldn't be more obvious. Too bad they didn't spend more time doing that movie right, because that "he might be gay" subplot could have been interesting if handled right.
 
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One of the biggest boner killers in horror nude scenes comes courtesy of Stanley Kubrick's The Shining.

How could a scene that has so much promise in the beginning go so horribly, horribly wrong? Of course, The Shining is one of my favorite horror movies, but watching this scene as a young gentleman ;) I was greatly disturbed.
 
These are all great! I had no idea Velma had a last name-I'm kind of freaking out about that.

And, more importantly, who is the Morticia on the right? :devil:

Sorry, I should have explained above. The Morticia on the right is Christina Ricci., channeling her on-screen mom.
 
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One of the biggest boner killers in horror nude scenes comes courtesy of Stanley Kubrick's The Shining.

How could a scene that has so much promise in the beginning go so horribly, horribly wrong? Of course, The Shining is one of my favorite horror movies, but watching this scene as a young gentleman ;) I was greatly disturbed.

Kubrick...a genius but he over thinks Everything. Even a boner!!!
 
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I just watched Happy Birthday To Me (1981). Not a great movie, and no nudity at all!!!
But there was a scene where the guy is bench pressing weights that are way too heavy for him, so the killer drops some weights on his nuts causing him to drop the bar and crush his own throat (or maybe his head).

You have to imagine that writing one of these movies is mostly coming up with new and inventive ways to dispatch hapless teenagers who look like 30 year-olds. People get paid for this! :D
 
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I remember ^^^. Looks like she's ready to get the Keymaster and blow him out of the goddamn airlock! :D

Yep. That was the whole movie. The whole movie was all about that.


Morticia is the hottest. Then there Elvira, & my all time fav... Vampira, Maila Nurmi.

I haven't been able to find a clip but in the movie Ghost Ship is the nude scene with the lady in the red dress.
 
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