Handjobs

marksgirl said:
You two have not yet to live...HURT?? WTF are you talking about? Are you being fingered by monsters? Weird...I think not...oh and btw just how old are you both? I really want to know....I'm not being a shit head I am really wanting to know. I'm 44 just so you know and I've been married for 18 yrs. and one of the things I love the most is when my husband touches my PUSSY...drives his fingers deep into me...making me lose all control and YES squirt...have either of you ever experencied that?
I'm 19...and like I said, I don't know why it hurts. My guy is very gentle with me and his fingernails are very short and neat. *shrug* It is weird though, because I can finger myself and it feels just fine. But I find it hard to believe that my boyfriend is just doing it wrong...he does everything perfectly.
 
RoryN said:
Talk dirty. And sweet. Increase your volume when I start coming. Get it all over you. Let me grab your thigh or your tits and squeeze them for support cuz, if you do it right, I'll fly through the ceiling otherwise.


Funny, I could have said the same thing, only insert "cock" for tits:D
 
stonedfox said:
I do like it. I like it more than I like giving head.



And, since it was brought up, I fucking love being fingered.
That last sentence redeems you. :D
 
marksgirl said:
I love the most is when my husband touches my PUSSY...drives his fingers deep into me...making me lose all control and YES squirt...have either of you ever experencied that?

There's nothing I enjoy more than, after having gotten her soaking wet through licking, stroking, and fingering, going rapid fire into her pussy with two fingers, palm slapping more or less against her mons. I can get in 5-6 strokes a second if my arm is positioned correctly...

...not that...I counted...or anything...
 
RoryN said:
There's nothing I enjoy more than, after having gotten her soaking wet through licking, stroking, and fingering, going rapid fire into her pussy with two fingers, palm slapping more or less against her mons. I can get in 5-6 strokes a second if my arm is positioned correctly...

...not that...I counted...or anything...
Well what the hell. Maybe he is doing it wrong. :(
 
breakwall said:
If ever there was a time to use the word "inticing", this is it.


I love when you make up words
This implies entry
Somewhere between enticing, inciting and inviting

Works for me


But two hands are a must
To cradle the hot flesh beneath his cock as the other strokes slowly
Pure adoration
 
RoryN said:
You all are to keep her here for the rest of the evening.

Whatever it takes.


Talk is cheap
Put the money shot where my mouth is
 
LeahLo519 said:
Well what the hell. Maybe he is doing it wrong. :(

Show him how. He'll get it.

It's important, preceeding a two-fingered jackhammering session, that you've been gentle but firm with her pussy through a lot of attention. She should be gaping, slick, and ready to take a cock.

And you start slow with two fingers, so that she can get used to how it's going to feel...and then go for it. My last g/f cried and came all over my arm, but I didn't stop pistoning inside her until she pulled my arm away. She wanted me to do it all the time after that.
 
just pet said:
I love when you make up words
This implies entry
Somewhere between enticing, inciting and inviting

Works for me


But two hands are a must
To cradle the hot flesh beneath his cock as the other strokes slowly
Pure adoration
I think he just misspelled it.
 
RoryN said:
Show him how. He'll get it.

It's important, preceeding a two-fingered jackhammering session, that you've been gentle but firm with her pussy through a lot of attention. She should be gaping, slick, and ready to take a cock.

And you start slow with two fingers, so that she can get used to how it's going to feel...and then go for it. My last g/f cried and came all over my arm, but I didn't stop pistoning inside her until she pulled my arm away. She wanted me to do it all the time after that.
:eek: You know, I don't blame her one little bit.
 
honeylick said:
i hope he has enough for two. :devil:

I could build up and calm down for cycles beforehand...that ought to do it.



(Okay; now I'm really hard. You two wonderful teases. :rose: )
 
Instead of pistoning them I prefer to use the end of my ring finger supported with my middle finger....and the index finger if she's needs three finger, to vibrate slowly against the gspot till it's swollen and hard while flickering the clit and labia with my tongue. As the gspot hardens and swells and her hips begin to buck I increase the vibrato till I'm playing her like a fine instrument. The important thing is not to push too hard but with just enough pressure for the vibrations I'm creating to resonate throughout her body.
 
rimmy said:
I think he just misspelled it.

I thought it was clever.

I had a girl scratch me once during orgasm. I called it her Climanx.

She didn't get it either.
 
RoryN said:
I could build up and calm down for cycles beforehand...that ought to do it.



(Okay; now I'm really hard. You two wonderful teases. :rose: )


wtf am I, chopped fucking liver??
 
Midnight.Blue said:
Instead of pistoning them I prefer to use the end of my ring finger supported with my middle finger....and the index finger if she's needs three finger, to vibrate slowly against the gspot till it's swollen and hard while flickering the clit and labia with my tongue. As the gspot hardens and swells and her hips begin to buck I increase the vibrato till I'm playing her like a fine instrument. The important thing is not to push too hard but with just enough pressure for the vibrations I'm creating to resonate throughout her body.


Like I said, "you busy later"? hehe
 
breakwall said:
I thought it was clever.

I had a girl scratch me once during orgasm. I called it her Climanx.

She didn't get it either.


I got it
May I get it again, please?
 
Midnight.Blue said:
Instead of pistoning them I prefer to use the end of my ring finger supported with my middle finger....and the index finger if she's needs three finger, to vibrate slowly against the gspot till it's swollen and hard while flickering the clit and labia with my tongue. As the gspot hardens and swells and her hips begin to buck I increase the vibrato till I'm playing her like a fine instrument. The important thing is not to push too hard but with just enough pressure for the vibrations I'm creating to resonate throughout her body.
Reading that turned me on...and then I looked up and saw Bob Ross. :eek:
 
breakwall said:
I thought it was clever.

I had a girl scratch me once during orgasm. I called it her Climanx.

She didn't get it either.


At least you got a tale out of it, which is more than she could say.
 
LeahLo519 said:
Reading that turned me on...and then I looked up and saw Bob Ross. :eek:


You would be surprised how often I've heard that before. I have a warped sense of humor. ;)
 
breakwall said:
I thought it was clever.

I had a girl scratch me once during orgasm. I called it her Climanx.

She didn't get it either.
My bad. I was unaware of your proclivities.
 
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