Handjobs

[breakwall]

At least you got a tale out of it, which is more than she could say.

Trust me, all she could say were vowels.
And something about God.

 

[naughtygirl69s]

Let me check my schedule...um yeah, I'm free!

(Finally! An appointment!)

warm up them fingers, I'll be over in a jiff!

 

[LeahLo519]

You would be surprised how often I've heard that before. I have a warped sense of humor.

Warped?! Are you kidding? I used to watch that show and laugh my silly ass off...I loved "happy clouds" and "we'll give him a little friend".

 

[Bohemian_Blue]

warm up them fingers, I'll be over in a jiff!

I'll start with some chords for strength and work up to scales for dexterity. It's the slides that will have you singing though.

 

[Bohemian_Blue]

Warped?! Are you kidding? I used to watch that show and laugh my silly ass off...I loved "happy clouds" and "we'll give him a little friend".

You inspire me. I just need a willing canvas and some bodypaints.

 

[naughtygirl69s]

You look like a really attractive woman to me. *kisses your hand*

aww, thanky. I appreciate that.

Bob Ross isn't my type, but I still dig ya

 

[LeahLo519]

You inspire me. I just need a willing canvas and some bodypaints.

That actually does sound like fun. I saw a news article one time about a woman who had an artist paint clothes on her...and she walked around in Times Square stark naked. Only a couple people noticed. That would be a hoot.

 

[naughtygirl69s]

I'll start with some chords for strength and work up to scales for dexterity. It's the slides that will have you singing though.

well, LA DEEE FuCKING DAAAAAA

 

[Bohemian_Blue]

That actually does sound like fun. I saw a news article one time about a woman who had an artist paint clothes on her...and she walked around in Times Square stark naked. Only a couple people noticed. That would be a hoot.

Sounds like a date then! I'll bring the brushes, the paints and my artistic vision.

(And my throbbing cock)

 

[Bohemian_Blue]

well, LA DEEE FuCKING DAAAAAA

I think I can get ya to reach a few octaves higher. I know you have it in you.

 

[LeahLo519]

Sounds like a date then! I'll bring the brushes, the paints and my artistic vision.

(And my throbbing cock)

I'll bring the fuzzy cuffs for later.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

But that's part of it too
Though he shouldn't have to ask

Sure Pet...If You Like Them....

 

[Unafraid]

...Bob Ross isn't my type...

Yeah, but would you give him a handjob?

 

[naughtygirl69s]

Yeah, but would you give him a handjob?

Uhm, I don't DO corpses

 

[Unafraid]

Uhm, I don't DO corpses

Ahh, ick. Didn't realize he was dead I guess.

I'm not up on my PBS pop-culture.

*ashamed*


-I've come to the conclusion that I'd sacrifice an internal organ for a handjob from Just Pet. EDIT to add: or Honeylick.

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

Originally Posted by honeylick
you know, i wrote a little somethin' somethin' about a handjob long ago on the board... maybe i'll find it and repost... but the best 2 things to remember about giving an awesome handjob are:

- lots o' lube

- 2 hand action


last time i gave an awesome handjob™, i used a fairly heavy silicone lubricant and grasped and pumped the shaft with my left hand, while cupping the head and giving it a matching rolling stroke with my right.

i also recommend the complimentary kneeling-on-the-bed-with-splayed-open-legs and jiggly-tits-swinging-over-throbbing-erection for that all around loverly visual treat.

p.s. - never, ever stop the stroking action. ever.

ditto.

You had me at hello.

 

[honeylick]

this was a great thread.

 

[miles]

I don't like giving handjobs. I'd much rather be giving a blowjob.

I could never do as good a job with my hands as the guy can do himself. It just seems pointless to me, and it tires my arm and wrist.

On the same note, I intensely dislike being fingered. I've never been with someone who touched me correctly down there with their hands. Its always too rough, always too haphazard.

Like they're checking your oil?

 

[ShreveportMaster]

Warped?! Are you kidding? I used to watch that show and laugh my silly ass off...I loved "happy clouds" and "we'll give him a little friend".

Chuckles, and don't forget his predecessor, the lil German guy "Mit der Mighty Brush, fire in fire in!" Something Alexander I think.

 

[Dangerous Vixen]

hmmz ... I enjoy them while sucking ... the two seem to go nice together ...

 

[Dangerous Nymph]

I have never really gotten them.
I have had girls try but they hurt my dick instead of pleased it.
I want one though one day.

I wouldnt mind getting one to see if I could cum from it.
I wish I knew a vixen who could help me with this.

 

[Lorelei_11]

Handjobs are great and make me horny. I could never be a lesbian I love a guys cock. Its wonderful how we can see their desire, see their hard cock. I don't know what men see in a clit. I love to feel him in my hand, both hands as well, one going up his shaft followed by the other and over the head. To be able to watch him cum, its so intimate. To feel and see him cum on my hand, or breasts, its amazing and makes me horny as hell.

 

[Nessitude]

Handjobs are great and make me horny. I could never be a lesbian I love a guys cock. Its wonderful how we can see their desire, see their hard cock. I don't know what men see in a clit. I love to feel him in my hand, both hands as well, one going up his shaft followed by the other and over the head. To be able to watch him cum, its so intimate. To feel and see him cum on my hand, or breasts, its amazing and makes me horny as hell.

Well, reading that made me horny as hell! I wouldn't mind some special attention from you

 

[Craig McMatthew]

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[Lorelei_11]

Well, reading that made me horny as hell! I wouldn't mind some special attention from you

Thanks I'm not into casual sex and that tends to turn a lot of guys off, especially online.