Happy Christmas Your Arse!

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As a pressie (and an 'omage) to you all, I give you:

Fairytale of New York
The Pogues and Kirsty MacColl

It was Christmas Eve babe
In the drunk tank
An old man said to me, won't see another one
And then he sang a song
'The Rare Old Mountain Dew'
And I turned my face away
And dreamed about you

Got on a lucky one
Came in eighteen to one
I've got a feeling
This year's for me and you
So happy Christmas
I love you baby
I can see a better time
When all our dreams come true

They've got cars
Big as bars
They've got rivers of gold
But the wind goes
Right through you
It's no place for the old
When you first took my hand
On a cold Christmas Eve
You promised me
Broadway was waiting for me

You were handsome
You were pretty
Queen of New York City
When the band finished playing
They howled out for more
Sinatra was swinging,
All the drunks they were singing
We kissed on a corner
Then danced through the night

The boys of the NYPD choir
Were singing 'Galway Bay'
And the bells were ringing
Out for Christmas Day

You're a bum
You're a punk
You're an old slut on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip
In that bed

You scum bag
You maggot
You cheap lousy faggot*
Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God
It's our last

The boys of the NYPD choir
Were singing 'Galway Bay'
And the bells were ringing
Out for Christmas Day

I could have been someone
Well so could anyone
You took my dreams
From me when I first found you
I kept them with me babe
I put them with my own
Can't make it all alone
I've built my dreams around you

The boys of the NYPD choir
Were singing 'Galway Bay'
And the bells were ringing
Out for Christmas Day



That song was recently voted "The Nation's Favourite Christmas Song", and rightly so. It's feckin' great! And it's a karaoke fave of mine. :D :p

So, Happy Christmas your arse!

Lou :kiss:
 
It's my favourite Lou.

Next time you're karaoking, I volunteer for the male voice. Although I am more articulate than Shane McGowan.
 
Tatelou! Same to you! You old rascal you! Missed you!

The best of everything, ahem, well....anyway....


amicus...
 
Happy Christmas, Loulou bella.

Peace and joy to you and yours (all of 'em ;) ).

ta, Perdita :kiss:
 
*is ashamed to admit i know all the words to Galloway Bay*

What they all said!
 
rgraham666 said:
It's my favourite Lou.

Next time you're karaoking, I volunteer for the male voice. Although I am more articulate than Shane McGowan.
Oh, c'mon, if you were missing as many teeth as that man, you'd sing so much better! :p
His version of "Danny Boy" is my alltime favorite.
 
rgraham666 said:
It's my favourite Lou.

Next time you're karaoking, I volunteer for the male voice. Although I am more articulate than Shane McGowan.

I'd love to, Rob. Tell ya what, I'll get 'em in, and you can loosen your voice up properly. Should only take about 12 pints to pull it off convincingly. ;)

:kiss:

lucky-E-leven said:
And a Happy Christmas to your arse as well.
I recall it quite fondly.
:p
~lucky

As I do yours, sexy lady. Give yer Missus one from me, k? :catroar:

Happy Christmas to both of yours, from both of mine. :kiss:

Just-Legal said:
Woot! A loulou and a decent Xmas song...

Brilliant!

And a WOOT right back atcha! Fuck, I love that expression. :D

logophile said:
My fave holiday song!
Thanks for sharing, Tatie!

Hope you're well!

Everyone here has such good taste. :cool:

Pleasure, sweetie! Aye, I'm doing great thanks, hope you are, too!

amicus said:
Tatelou! Same to you! You old rascal you! Missed you!

The best of everything, ahem, well....anyway....


amicus...

It could be the bloody Bacardi, but I swear that brought a tear to my eye.

Missed you, too, you adorable man.

And the same right back at you. :kiss:

Colleen Thomas said:
*HUGS* Lou :)

Colly! *HUGS*

And more *HUGS*

Happy Christmas, beautiful. :kiss:
 
R. Richard said:
Good to see you back Tatelou!

Thanks, RR! I just had to pop in at Christmas and see everyone, and it's been bloody great. :kiss:

perdita said:
Happy Christmas, Loulou bella.

Peace and joy to you and yours (all of 'em ;) ).

ta, Perdita :kiss:

Purrdita!!!

Happy Christmas to you, too, gorgeous.

And the same right back at you. May it bring all you desire, and then some. (One of 'em left you some kisses in a thread the other day, btw, hehe!).

:kiss:

entitled said:
*is ashamed to admit i know all the words to Galloway Bay*

What they all said!

*is relieved to admit she doesn't* :p

Cheers! Happy Christmas!

Stella_Omega said:
Oh, c'mon, if you were missing as many teeth as that man, you'd sing so much better! :p
His version of "Danny Boy" is my alltime favorite.

:D

He's led the consumate rock and roll lifestyle. What a guy!

:nana:

Happy Christmas to you! :rose:
 
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