Have you ever chatted with the person above you - part 5

[WerdNerd]

We haven’t.

That's what friends do

 

[4nk8]

That's what friends do

we have

 

[Ratchetman1982]

we have

I have not

 

[Stilllearning2b]

I have not

No... perhaps when my car invariably breaks down or the lawnmower.

 

[Chillygirl]

No... perhaps when my car invariably breaks down or the lawnmower.

A little bit a long time ago

 

[WerdNerd]

A little bit a long time ago

Never have

 

[AmberLGreen]

Never have

Lots and lots

 

[UnusuallyNumb]

Lots and lots

I don’t believe that I have.

 

[Stilllearning2b]

I don’t believe that I have.

I know we have not.

 

[rlaflamme]

I know we have not.

I have not.

 

[Anastasia1999]

I have not.

Just a cordial hello on the message board

 

[AZDryHeat]

Through pms and emails

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Through pms and emails

I have not

 

[Jordan90]

I have not

Nope! But his avatar is cuddly and adorbs...

 

[Tallulah82]

Nope! But his avatar is cuddly and adorbs...

I told him I wouldn't chat to him unless he took off his sunglasses first.

He wouldn't.

 

[OxfordJack]

I told him I wouldn't chat to him unless he took off his sunglasses first.

He wouldn't.

oft have we chatted

 

[Ratchetman1982]

oft have we chatted

I have. A hell of a guy

 

[Tallulah82]

I have. A hell of a guy

Not yet. His sig says I can, so I'm biding my time until he realises I'm entirely harmless...

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Not yet. His sig says I can, so I'm biding my time until he realises I'm entirely harmless...

Hammer? Check. Pliers? Check. Torque wrench? Check. Okay. I think I'm ready.

 

[Tallulah82]

Hammer? Check. Pliers? Check. Torque wrench? Check. Okay. I think I'm ready.

You forgot the rope and gag. Tsk.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

You forgot the rope and gag. Tsk.

And here I thought I was ready. Proper preparation prevents piss poor performance

 

[Tallulah82]

And here I thought I was ready. Proper preparation prevents piss poor performance

Fuck me, that's wonderful alliteration.

*swoons*

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Fuck me, that's wonderful alliteration.

*swoons*

Yes, but it was a one sided conversation

 

[Pumpkin08]

No...

 

[OxfordJack]

No...

right now in fact