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Live in Florida, so yes. It's fun, but the sand gets uncomfortable if you're not careful. Better to have sex in the water than on the shore.

Have you ever gotten busted by the cops during sex?

*smiles* no

HYE been caught masturbating at work
 
No. Do birds have actual teeth? :confused:

HYE had a bird come down your chimney

(And that's not a euphemism.... ;))

I don't have a chimney - of the non-euphemistic kind. ;)

PS: Our pet lorikeets can draw blood. No teeth, but their beaks pack a decent pinch! :(

HYE regretted opening up a line of conversation.

(oh, look, that's Freudian :D)
 
I don't have a chimney - of the non-euphemistic kind. ;)

PS: Our pet lorikeets can draw blood. No teeth, but their beaks pack a decent pinch! :(

HYE regretted opening up a line of conversation.

(oh, look, that's Freudian :D)

No

Have you ever been asked to stop talking cause you were too loud?
 
I DON'T THINK SO!!!!! Maybe?

HYE had a thanksgiving without turkey?

Yes. I don't serve turkey on Thanksgiving at all because we don't like white meat; I either roast prime rib or racks of lamb.

Have you ever skipped Thanksgiving celebration because you're not in the mood?
 
Yes. I don't serve turkey on Thanksgiving at all because we don't like white meat; I either roast prime rib or racks of lamb.

Have you ever skipped Thanksgiving celebration because you're not in the mood?

As a kid, I had the stomach flu type thing the night before thanksgiving. I was up half the night puking. I did not partake of Thanksgiving that day.

Other than that, I'm always in the mood for food!

HYE gone to two different Thanksgiving dinners?
 
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