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Nope. Have done some MFM but there wasn't any MM going on.

Have you ever done any gardening

Yes, have a large flower and veggie garden. Still picking peppers and tomatoes.

Have you ever slid through a stop because of the weather?
 
Yes, have a large flower and veggie garden. Still picking peppers and tomatoes.

Have you ever slid through a stop because of the weather?
Yes, and I waved at the guy on the curb as I sailed by....
HYE slid into a ditch because of ice on the road?
 
Yes, common up here.

HYE pulled someone out of a ditch?


Hmm... can't say I remember I did. Wait, like, drunk and fell into a ditch?

Might hap it happened to me on a few occasions. :D
Good ol' college days :heart:


HYE traveled Trans-Siberian Railway?
 
No. I did almost drown, once, though.

HYE got a blow job while you were in school...at school? (I myself gave someone a hand job under a desk.)
 
No. I did almost drown, once, though.

HYE got a blow job while you were in school...at school? (I myself gave someone a hand job under a desk.)

Nope. Never.

Work...maybe :cool:

Have you ever stalked someone on Lit?
 
Everytime i get oral sex.
have you ever flashed anyone

Not deliberately, but I have a dress I wear for client meetings which, the first time I wore it, I realised needed a strategic safety pin... ;)

HYE locked your keys in the house?
 
Not deliberately, but I have a dress I wear for client meetings which, the first time I wore it, I realised needed a strategic safety pin... ;)

HYE locked your keys in the house?

Yes, the reason I don't lock the backdoor anymore.

HYE tried backdoor entry? I mean anal sex.
 
HYE been blatantly hit on by your boss?

Twice, yes. Once by a guy who was rather obvious about it. Dropped his drawers during closing and rutted up against my ass.
Another time, my female boss used to tell me how I looked like a manager from another store who she liked, but he was married. less obvious there, but when I didn't act like a regular guy that should "thank the gods that a woman payed attention to him," when I didn't act like that, then she started hinting that i was gay and making comments to my coworkers that I wasn't man enough to keep the job.
She made my life hell because I wouldn't quit so she made it miserable for me.
Ain't it lovely that women can act just as bad as male bosses?

Have you ever skateboarded at a skateboard park?
 
Twice, yes. Once by a guy who was rather obvious about it. Dropped his drawers during closing and rutted up against my ass.
Another time, my female boss used to tell me how I looked like a manager from another store who she liked, but he was married. less obvious there, but when I didn't act like a regular guy that should "thank the gods that a woman payed attention to him," when I didn't act like that, then she started hinting that i was gay and making comments to my coworkers that I wasn't man enough to keep the job.
She made my life hell because I wouldn't quit so she made it miserable for me.
Ain't it lovely that women can act just as bad as male bosses?

Have you ever skateboarded at a skateboard park?
Skateboarded yes. In a park, no.

HYE undergone major surgery?
 
No.

HYE felt connected to a complete stranger before?

Once. It ended horribly. So bad I actually moved out of state for about a year.

HYE woken for a nightmare and just had to get hold of the person you were dreaming about to hug them?
 
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