Have You Ever?

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Never been on a blind date.

Have you ever jumped out of a plane?

Nope, but I almost pushed someone off one once...

HYE gone to the grocery store to buy apples, oranges, lettuce, milk and toothpaste but when you check the fruit section they seem to be sold out of apples because you can't find any....then you can't find any oranges or lettuce either so you go to the dairy section and you can't find any milk...then you check for toothpaste and they don't have any in stock either so you talk to one of the clerks to find out what's going on and that's when you find out you're not at a grocery store but actually in the Post Office, so you put some stamps in your shopping cart and head to check out? I need to stop drinking...
 
Nope, but I almost pushed someone off one once...

HYE gone to the grocery store to buy apples, oranges, lettuce, milk and toothpaste but when you check the fruit section they seem to be sold out of apples because you can't find any....then you can't find any oranges or lettuce either so you go to the dairy section and you can't find any milk...then you check for toothpaste and they don't have any in stock either so you talk to one of the clerks to find out what's going on and that's when you find out you're not at a grocery store but actually in the Post Office, so you put some stamps in your shopping cart and head to check out? I need to stop drinking...
ummm.... no

Have you ever left a grocery store OR post office together with somebody that you just met there?
 
No, but wow what a story that would make :D

Have you ever dreamed something and it came true?

Not recently but I have had those deja vu experiences with dreams. Weird.

Have you ever changed your plans based on a dream you had?
 
Not recently but I have had those deja vu experiences with dreams. Weird.

Have you ever changed your plans based on a dream you had?

As a matter of fact I have and it possibly saved my life. Don't know if that's good or bad lol

Have you ever been confronted by a snack?
 
As a matter of fact I have and it possibly saved my life. Don't know if that's good or bad lol

Have you ever been confronted by a snack?

Um, do mean has a Ding Dong ever yelled something like, "hey, something fucking wrong with the Ring Dings? Why don't you go chew on one of them fuckers asshole?" Nope, never has happened.

Have you ever thrown up something you loved and never been able to eat it again?
 
Should have said (what). Lol
Is your balcony large and strong enough to hold my horse ;)

no. my guess is that your horse is a little mud shy and my balcony is often slippery.

Um, do mean has a Ding Dong ever yelled something like, "hey, something fucking wrong with the Ring Dings? Why don't you go chew on one of them fuckers asshole?" Nope, never has happened.

Have you ever thrown up something you loved and never been able to eat it again?

no. he's too strong for me to throw and I don't think I could give up eating him.

HYE fallen asleep while making love?
 
no. my guess is that your horse is a little mud shy and my balcony is often slippery.



no. he's too strong for me to throw and I don't think I could give up eating him.

HYE fallen asleep while making love?

No.

HYE fallen into a fit of hysterical laughter while having sex?
 
No.

HYE fallen into a fit of hysterical laughter while having sex?

Last time we made love! Me lying on the bed, she had ridden me to her own climax and I was still solid but we paused. I told her I had downloaded and printed a pic and I wanted her to see it like now. It was a scene exactly as we were that moment. She had to reach over to my bedside table to get it, and it was quite a reach! She just got ahold of the corner of the paper and we started laughing and it went totally crazy!

SQ: HYE fallen into a fit of hysterical laughter while having sex?
 
Last time we made love! Me lying on the bed, she had ridden me to her own climax and I was still solid but we paused. I told her I had downloaded and printed a pic and I wanted her to see it like now. It was a scene exactly as we were that moment. She had to reach over to my bedside table to get it, and it was quite a reach! She just got ahold of the corner of the paper and we started laughing and it went totally crazy!

SQ: HYE fallen into a fit of hysterical laughter while having sex?

I have. LMAO

HYE fallen out of bed during sex?
 
Nope. A few spilled beers here and there, but nothing in anger.

HYE been slapped by your partner?

No but I slapped a partner once when I was younger. He deserved it but I regret being pushed to that point. :(

Have you ever regretted not saying something?
 
Um, do mean has a Ding Dong ever yelled something like, "hey, something fucking wrong with the Ring Dings? Why don't you go chew on one of them fuckers asshole?" Nope, never has happened.

OMG, my typos crack me up.

No but I slapped a partner once when I was younger. He deserved it but I regret being pushed to that point. :(

Have you ever regretted not saying something?

A lot

Have you ever gotten into a verbal altercation and afterwards thought you could have said this or that, but the words didn't come at the time.
 
OMG, my typos crack me up.

A lot

Have you ever gotten into a verbal altercation and afterwards thought you could have said this or that, but the words didn't come at the time.

No, I'm a pretty quick thinker

Have you ever had a broken bone?
 
Yes, I think his name was Samson :D

Have you ever ripped up a photo of someone you used to date?
Yes, and broke, smashed, tore and otherwise defiled everything associated with her.

HYE had an sudden break up?
 
Yes, and broke, smashed, tore and otherwise defiled everything associated with her.

HYE had an sudden break up?

No all my break ups were premeditated :)

Have you ever thought to just put an out of order sign on your forehead and call it a day?
 
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