Have You Ever?

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Nope, that's because I never married.

Have you ever had one-on-one sex with more than one person at a time on the same day without them knowing about the other(s)?


Absolutely not

Have you ever fallen asleep reading
 
10 years of college.. You'd better believe I have

HYE fallen asleep while receiving a service like a haircut or a facial?

No. Most of my service providers are far too chatty.

HYE Had an awkward moment with a service provide like someone who cuts hair, etc?
 
No. Most of my service providers are far too chatty.

HYE Had an awkward moment with a service provide like someone who cuts hair, etc?

I went to one of those Asian foot spas and head a very good service
Until after we left and I said to my sister, "I just didn't expect that they massage all the way up your thighs."
She shot me a look and replied, "they don't"
Hahahaha.. "Well he did"

HYE pretended to not notice when things were getting sexual?
 
I went to one of those Asian foot spas and head a very good service
Until after we left and I said to my sister, "I just didn't expect that they massage all the way up your thighs."
She shot me a look and replied, "they don't"
Hahahaha.. "Well he did"

HYE pretended to not notice when things were getting sexual?

She once said..."are you blind or naiive?"
HYE stared and forgot you were?
 
She once said..."are you blind or naiive?"
HYE stared and forgot you were?

No, but it's so funny because my daughter and I were just talking about this, she does it alot and only just realized her attention span is nil. XD

HYE gotten caught checking someone out?
 
Yes. It's actually happened more than I care to admit.

HYE worn mismatched shoes to work?
 
Yes. It's actually happened more than I care to admit.

HYE worn mismatched shoes to work?

No but once I got dressed for work and had on my house shoes and completely forgot and wore them to work. Had to go home to change... >.<

HYE been seen in the midst of a wardrobe malfunction at work?
 
No but once I got dressed for work and had on my house shoes and completely forgot and wore them to work. Had to go home to change... >.<

HYE been seen in the midst of a wardrobe malfunction at work?

hehehe no

Have you ever had someone walk into a dressing room whilst you were changing?
 
hehehe no

Have you ever had someone walk into a dressing room whilst you were changing?

Not that I can recall, no, but it would be interesting as lately I've got this idea in my head about being seen.

HYE left the changing room door unlocked in hopes someone would come in on you?
 
Not that I can recall, no, but it would be interesting as lately I've got this idea in my head about being seen.

HYE left the changing room door unlocked in hopes someone would come in on you?
No, but I have stepped out of the changing room half dressed under false pretenses. Close enough?

HYE been purposely loud while engaging in sexual activities (sex, masturbation, casual porn browsing, pick your poison) to attract someone's attention?
 
No, but I have stepped out of the changing room half dressed under false pretenses. Close enough?

HYE been purposely loud while engaging in sexual activities (sex, masturbation, casual porn browsing, pick your poison) to attract someone's attention?

A few times hehe

HYE gotten the attention you attempted to attract?
 
I have. Fun times.

HYE bought items from a sex shoppe in person? Foot-in-store. Looking the cashier in the eyes.

Yes, several times. I buy online and in person. Depends on if I can get what I want from the local stores.

HYE bought in person but been embarrassed by what you're buying?
 
Yes, several times. I buy online and in person. Depends on if I can get what I want from the local stores.

HYE bought in person but been embarrassed by what you're buying?
No. And, sadly, I've never had the pleasure of checking out with a female cashier either.

HYE been eternally frustrated by being unable to find the source of an image you absolutely love?
 
Yes, if you mean all the ladies on Llidar's "What a girl wants thread" then every time I open it.

HYE regretted not sending a pm to a fellow Lit who sparked something for you?
 
Yes, if you mean all the ladies on Llidar's "What a girl wants thread" then every time I open it.

HYE regretted not sending a pm to a fellow Lit who sparked something for you?

Nope, before I found my Steve I sent PMs to anyone who I felt the need to. Hell, I still do that haha just not naughty-naughty ones.

HYE met a Litster in person and wished you hadn't?
 
Nope, before I found my Steve I sent PMs to anyone who I felt the need to. Hell, I still do that haha just not naughty-naughty ones.

HYE met a Litster in person and wished you hadn't?
No. Never had the pleasure of meeting a Litster in person. It seems I'm in the wrong area of the country for that. Although I've long since wondered what many of the people behind the screen names are like.

HYE sent a sexual text/message to someone other than the intended recipient?
 
No. Never had the pleasure of meeting a Litster in person. It seems I'm in the wrong area of the country for that. Although I've long since wondered what many of the people behind the screen names are like.

HYE sent a sexual text/message to someone other than the intended recipient?

Yup. :rolleyes::D

Have you ever been the recipient of said unintended message?
 
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