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Yes. And received one. But on those occasions that was the general idea... ;)

HYE ruined a sofa with over-enthusiastic sex?

Just a cushion. We had to flip it. Not my fault, she didn't notify me of what would happen when she got off.

HYE been told you had the scent of sex on you or they could smell it in your room?
 
Just a cushion. We had to flip it. Not my fault, she didn't notify me of what would happen when she got off.

HYE been told you had the scent of sex on you or they could smell it in your room?

(Ha ha :D That's how we ruined a sofa in a rented house we had years ago. Had to wash all the hideous cushions. Mind you, at that time even I didn't know that was going to happen ;))

Yes, but only by my man. Maybe everyone else is always too polite?

HYE found similar ruinations at someone else's house?
 
(Ha ha :D That's how we ruined a sofa in a rented house we had years ago. Had to wash all the hideous cushions. Mind you, at that time even I didn't know that was going to happen ;))

Yes, but only by my man. Maybe everyone else is always too polite?

HYE found similar ruinations at someone else's house?

Helped a friend move recently and their couch cushions and the mattress were both in dire need of replacement or shampooing.

HYE made a mess in bed that kept you from sleeping that night?
 
Helped a friend move recently and their couch cushions and the mattress were both in dire need of replacement or shampooing.

HYE made a mess in bed that kept you from sleeping that night?

Yes. Had to add a towel :devil:

HYE broken a condom during sex?
 
I've never had a condom break, but I was fixed at 26 and never had to wear one since.

HYE thought of the advantages of getting fixed?

Not sure I want anyone cutting that close LOL

HYE went too deep or been penetrated too deep and hit a birth control device ( IUD for example)?
 
Have tried and Cialis a few times. Different.

HYE tried Ogoplex?

Never tried anything like that. Was wondering the outcome...
Don't know what Ogoplex is, so no...

HYE had an erection that wouldn't go away no matter what you were doing?
 
Never tried anything like that. Was wondering the outcome...
Don't know what Ogoplex is, so no...

HYE had an erection that wouldn't go away no matter what you were doing?

Many times. Ogoplex increases the ropes and the intensity of the ropes. Worth trying :eek:

HYE added a story to Lit?
 
Many times. Ogoplex increases the ropes and the intensity of the ropes. Worth trying :eek:

HYE added a story to Lit?

No. I have several on another site, link on my profile.

HYE tried to contact a writer for a suggestion after reading some of their material?
 
No. I have several on another site, link on my profile.

HYE tried to contact a writer for a suggestion after reading some of their material?

No. But have some that I enjoy their style.

HYE set a fantasy to your lover to play out?
 
HYE written a fantasy story while you were watching someone else and using them as the fantasy's protagonist?

No. I either write about myself or something completely made up.

Have you ever witnessed a dramatic wardrobe malfunction?
 
No. I either write about myself or something completely made up.

Have you ever witnessed a dramatic wardrobe malfunction?

Saw a girl at the beach loose her Sarape on the sidewalk with nothing underneath.

HYE noticed a bulge and couldn't help but stare?
 
No. Can't use them.

HYE grabbed someone's ass as a way to introduce yourself?

Even in some of my worst states, I knew better than that! :rolleyes:

HYE just walked up to a complete stranger and kiss them?
 
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