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HYE been caught by your lover's SO?
No, I'm pretty sure I am my lover's SO?
HYE been caught watching porn by your SO?
No, we watch it together.
HYE watched porn in a movie theatre? Sticky floors.
No
HYE been in a threesome ?
Not exactly but I did kiss the bartender at my bachelorette party
HYE masturbated in a hospital?
Not in a cast but sprained foot and bandaged up!
HYE cum without even touching yourself?
NO...Have you?
I actually have.
HYE played hooky from work just to have sex?
Oh, definitely. Once took an afternoon off just to keep having sex from what was supposed to be a quick luncheon.
HYE gone home for lunch just for sex?
Does phone sex count???
HYE had sex with someone you met online?
Not IRL, yet.
HYE watched a Coworker masturbate?
No.
HYE caught someone masturbating?
Yes unfortunately...some perv in a trench coat on the subway. I boldly and loudly said, "Wow if I was you I'd be ashamed to show that thing in public."
HYE thought about what your last meal would be?
Every time I watch The Green Mile.
Have you ever been told that you resemble a cartoon character?
No.
Have you ever been told that you resemble a famous actor?
Nope.
HYE lied about your whereabouts to your SO?
Yes. For a surprise party
HYE jumped out of a cake to surprise a SO?
Yes, but the prices were insane.There is not a cake that big honey.
HYE ever been to a sex toy party?
Yes, but the prices were insane.
HYE bought toys at a sex shop?
Yes, but the prices were insane.
HYE bought toys at a sex shop?
Several. Some of my favorites come from a little place in Myrtle Beach.
HYE returned a defective Toy.
No.
HYE demonstrated a toy at a party?