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Why would any self respecting woman do that?

HYE had to JO bc she was too drunk?

Well I don't have a she in my life and I don't have a thingie (otherwise known by a million others names) so no, but if I did I'd probably be jackin' in San Diego (If you're not familiar with the South Park song...it's worth a laugh to listen) all day every day - who cares if she's drunk.

HYE had to stop everything because of an urgent need to cum? ( and why is it spelt cum, but once you cum, it's spelt came)?
 
Yes. With a beautiful view of the city on one side and a wall of filing cabinets on the other.


HYE climbed on the roof of your house?
Yes. 2 story house to put Rainx on a satellite dish....never again.
HYE had a water heater explode?
 
Yes. It was fun until HR got involved.

HYE gone horseback riding?

Yes. I was a Marine in 29 Palms CA. and while on a reprieve from duty I was the trail leader and caretaker for many of the horses in the stable. Good times.

HYE lost your car in a parking lot?
 
Yes. I was a Marine in 29 Palms CA. and while on a reprieve from duty I was the trail leader and caretaker for many of the horses in the stable. Good times.

HYE lost your car in a parking lot?

Yes. I have a car style that is very popular and black. I sometimes have to focus on which one is mine.

HYE had a car stolen?
 
Yes. A few times. One meeting I will always cherish. A musician I had loved since I was little. Happened to meet him in a McDonalds.


HYE swam in an ocean?

Several oceans. Both costs of the US the gulf. Cancun coast. Coast of Peurto Rico (The best one)

HYE been stung by a Jelly fish?
 
Several oceans. Both costs of the US the gulf. Cancun coast. Coast of Peurto Rico (The best one)

HYE been stung by a Jelly fish?

No, but I did get bitten by a gummy bear. Sorry, the joke came to me as I was typing. No for the jelly fish but I can't swim so I avoid the strong water most of the time.

HYE been bitten by a spider?
 
No, but I did get bitten by a gummy bear. Sorry, the joke came to me as I was typing. No for the jelly fish but I can't swim so I avoid the strong water most of the time.

HYE been bitten by a spider?

Yup. While I was sleeping. I woke up with the dead carcass next to me and a huge welt in the middle of my lower back...Then it started to hurt.

HYE slept in a tent?
 
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