Have You Ever?

[BongoGal]

Have you have played doctor with a sibling?

No.

Have you ever masturbated in the passenger seat of a moving car?

 

[DashDot]

No.

Have you ever masturbated in the passenger seat of a moving car?

Oh yes.

HYE teased your SO in the car to the point they had to pull over for relief?

 

[BongoGal]

HYE teased your SO in the car to the point they had to pull over for relief?

Yes. That dick wasn't going to suck itself, you know.

Have you ever masturbated while driving alone?

 

[ihflrm]

No.

Have you ever masturbated in the passenger seat of a moving car?

Haven't we all? hehe

 

[DashDot]

Yes. That dick wasn't going to suck itself, you know.

Have you ever masturbated while driving alone?

Yes, some times you just need a bit of stress relief.

HYE taken a canoe ride down a river naked?

 

[BongoGal]

HYE taken a canoe ride down a river naked?

Nope. Never ever been in a canoe.

Have you ever agreed to have sex with someone but only after swearing them to secrecy about it?

 

[blazin24]

Yes, some times you just need a bit of stress relief.

HYE taken a canoe ride down a river naked?

No...Don't have a canoe.

HYE been so aroused at the beach you had to relieve the buildup?

 

[kcRollins]

No...Don't have a canoe.

HYE been so aroused at the beach you had to relieve the buildup?

Yes

Have you ever had sex in a body of water other than a tub?

 

[WestVaCouple]

Yes

Have you ever had sex in a body of water other than a tub?

Yes, pool and lake.

HYE had sex in a hottub?

 

[LovelyWhore]

Yes, pool and lake.

HYE had sex in a hottub?

Yes

Have you ever used teeth in a blowjob, because he asked for it

 

[Taegul]

Yes

Have you ever used teeth in a blowjob, because he asked for it

Well, I don't give BJs lol so no!

HYE been riding in a taxi and the driver is driving like a maniac so you yell at them, "Hey, slow down, you're driving like a drunk maniac" and they're like, "why don't you shut up and relax, pal?" and you're all "I can't relax when your stupid ass is about to kill us. Where did you learn to drive? Walmart discount driving school?" and they're all like "I can just drop your ass off here and you can walk home instead...not to mention cook your own dinner, do your own laundry, and jerk yourself off cause I sure as hell ain't giving your dumb ass any!" and you remember your not actually in a taxi but the family car and your SO is driving? Watch your language with the kids in the car btw...sheesh!

 

[kimbalee]

Well, I don't give BJs lol so no!

HYE been riding in a taxi and the driver is driving like a maniac so you yell at them, "Hey, slow down, you're driving like a drunk maniac" and they're like, "why don't you shut up and relax, pal?" and you're all "I can't relax when your stupid ass is about to kill us. Where did you learn to drive? Walmart discount driving school?" and they're all like "I can just drop your ass off here and you can walk home instead...not to mention cook your own dinner, do your own laundry, and jerk yourself off cause I sure as hell ain't giving your dumb ass any!" and you remember your not actually in a taxi but the family car and your SO is driving? Watch your language with the kids in the car btw...sheesh!

if I only had a nickel for every time that's happened to me.

HYE read something here and laughed so hard your drink shot out of your nose? Not that I ever have... but have you???

 

[cruise14]

if I only had a nickel for every time that's happened to me.

HYE read something here and laughed so hard your drink shot out of your nose? Not that I ever have... but have you???

I have read many things on here that have made me laugh but not while drinking a beverage lol

HYE had a sex dream about a person you know that changed the way you feel about that person?

 

[NeonSubtlety]

I have and I wanted to see her naked the next time that I was with her to see if my dream was close.

HYE flashed anyone?

Yes.

HYE made a sexual request to a SO that was rejected?

Edit: clarified!

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Yes.

HYE made a sexual request to a SO that was rejected?

Edit: clarified!

yes. bastards.

HYE been fist bumped when you had gone in for a hug?

 

[NeonSubtlety]

yes. bastards.

HYE been fist bumped when you had gone in for a hug?

No, how embarrassing.

HYE gone in for a hug with someone who expected a kiss?

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

No, how embarrassing.

HYE gone in for a hug with someone who expected a kiss?

only the ones who weren't wearing the "Kiss Me" tshirt

HYE thought about how dogs are the only animals who have the balls to look you in the eye?

 

[meop79]

no...

HYE wondered what was wrong with people?

 

[averagesizeguy]

no...

HYE wondered what was wrong with people?

Gave up on that a long time ago.

HYE figured out what's wrong with people?

 

[peterjones44]

no...

HYE wondered what was wrong with people?

All the time.

HYE let someone see you naked without asking.

 

[averagesizeguy]

All the time.

HYE let someone see you naked without asking.

Yup. She still owes me the same courtesy.

HYE had sex from showing off to someone?

 

[meop79]

Gave up on that a long time ago.

HYE figured out what's wrong with people?

Some of them, but there's so many possibilities, lol...

All the time.

HYE let someone see you naked without asking.

Ummmm....

Have you ever use a euphemism?

 

[kcRollins]

Some of them, but there's so many possibilities, lol...



Ummmm....

Have you ever use a euphemism?

yes

Have you ever driven drunk?

 

[mwmnpa]

yes

Have you ever driven drunk?

Not in a long time, and it won't happen again.

HYE had to pass DUI tests?

 

[Workingman0315]

No. But at a young age i practiced my alphabete backwards incase i had to.

HYE been turned on during a massage a guy was giving you