Have you ever.....?

Yes, connected with, made out some. And left it at that. Went home jerked off a good hour to get her out of my head. Which was kinda hard, she left her perfume on me.


HYE Hooked up at a party, and regretted it the next day ???
No.

HYE read a Playboy magazine just for the articles?
 
no...

HYE watched porn with a friend
Yes, and had some unexpected results. She was my best friend. And confessed she'd never had a orgasm before, so I gave her one orally. Almost ripped my head off when her orgasm hit. Those strong leg muscles you women posses locked down so fast, took me by surprise. I did the only thing I knew. Twirled Those pussy hairs around my tongue and pulled. That momentarily loosen Those legs for me to break away free... little did I know that would lead to other problems down the road. 😁


HYE Had pity sex with a ex .....
 
Yes, and had some unexpected results. She was my best friend. And confessed she'd never had a orgasm before, so I gave her one orally. Almost ripped my head off when her orgasm hit. Those strong leg muscles you women posses locked down so fast, took me by surprise. I did the only thing I knew. Twirled Those pussy hairs around my tongue and pulled. That momentarily loosen Those legs for me to break away free... little did I know that would lead to other problems down the road. 😁


HYE Had pity sex with a ex .....
Nope. Never been given that opportunity . Haha. HYE stayed up for 48 hours?
 
HYE had a ex to stalk you, and then try to come back into your life while you're dating someone else...
Nope. I’ve never had a stalker. Perhaps I’m just not stalkworthy.

Have you ever had a friend drunkenly tell you a secret and feel embarrassed about it the next day?
 
Nope. I’ve never had a stalker. Perhaps I’m just not stalkworthy.

Have you ever had a friend drunkenly tell you a secret and feel embarrassed about it the next day?
True, you must have met half of my friends. Couldn't hold air once they have too many.


HYE Failed a Sobriety Check by the Police....
 
Yes, that's how I wound up giving a guy a blow job in a broom closet.

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to change body's for one day with someone of the opposite sex?
 
Yes, that's how I wound up giving a guy a blow job in a broom closet.

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to change body's for one day with someone of the opposite sex?
Yes, I do. There are 3 people I would want to swap with.


HYE Dressed in Drag for free Beer night for Ladies.

I did that with my BF, crazy enough, came home with a sore right bum, and over 15 phone numbers. And I didn't shave my beard or mustache off....
 
Yes changing rooms can be a lot of fun!

Have you ever been to a naked public sauna?
Yes, the Nudest Camp down south of us has a slew of them. We were undressing once we passed through the gates. 😂 . Slidell, LA


HYE Loss control of bodily functions, and pissed on yourself from laughing too much. 😁
 
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