Have You Ever . . . .?

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HYE had a neighbor tell you they can hear you having sex?

Yes, and it was so funny:D
We were living in an apartment building, and the real estate agent had a little meeting with us and talked around the issue so vaguely .... "Of course it's a very natural thing... Blah blah" and we sat there baffled until suddenly the penny dropped:D
I do tend to be a bit vocal:p

HYE had sex on a train?
 
I have not, but have fantasies about it

Yes and then some. ;)

HYE got caught fooling around in a broom closet?


No, but thank goodness the guest bedroom was locked at the in-laws house:eek:


HYE picked up the phone in the middle of having sex and continued to multitask?
 
I have not, but have fantasies about it




No, but thank goodness the guest bedroom was locked at the in-laws house:eek:


HYE picked up the phone in the middle of having sex and continued to multitask?
No

HYE been in the middle of having sex and noticed the blinds were open and someone was peeking?
 
I have not, but have fantasies about it




No, but thank goodness the guest bedroom was locked at the in-laws house:eek:


HYE picked up the phone in the middle of having sex and continued to multitask?

Once and it was very difficult. I am very noisy in bed. I moan a lot and to try to keep quite was a chore believe me!
HYE made a dirty phone call to someone at work and masturbated while on the phone with him or her?
 
No

HYE been in the middle of having sex and noticed the blinds were open and someone was peeking?

Yes. We were staying in a hotel that was an L-shaped tower and I was sitting on the window sill with my wife riding me. At one point my wife noticed that there was a couple on the other leg of the "L" at their window watching us and she surprised me by not stopping. She just kept riding me. When that couple realized we saw them, they started taking off each others clothes until they were naked as well and then they walked away from the window. Don't know if they didn't want to be watched or if they assumed we could see them on the bed, but we couldn't see anything after they walked away.

HYE sent a photo to someone online, via text, etc. that you know you shouldn't have sent?
 
HYE sent a photo to someone online, via text, etc. that you know you shouldn't have sent?

Guilty.

HYE carried on a nonverbal affair with a fellow patron to your local coffee shop, book store, or other place that was perfect for distant teasing?
 
Guilty.

HYE carried on a nonverbal affair with a fellow patron to your local coffee shop, book store, or other place that was perfect for distant teasing?

I haven't. Now I need to figure out where you get your coffee. ;)


HYE got all dolled up for NYE and went to a snazzy catered affair?
 
I haven't. Now I need to figure out where you get your coffee. ;)


HYE got all dolled up for NYE and went to a snazzy catered affair?

we used to go to the ballet every year. it was fun.

HYE touched yourself while the person on the other end of the phone had no idea?
 
we used to go to the ballet every year. it was fun.

HYE touched yourself while the person on the other end of the phone had no idea?

I would guess so, but it's been a long time.

HYE smacked someone on the ass that you thought was your SO until that person turned around?
 
we used to go to the ballet every year. it was fun.

HYE touched yourself while the person on the other end of the phone had no idea?

If I'm hard and throbbing and touching myself and the phone rings, I'm not going to stop masturbating just because someone wants to sell me a cruise.

HYE learned that someone has masturbated thinking about you and you had absolutely no idea that person felt that way about you?
 
If I'm hard and throbbing and touching myself and the phone rings, I'm not going to stop masturbating just because someone wants to sell me a cruise.

HYE learned that someone has masturbated thinking about you and you had absolutely no idea that person felt that way about you?

Yep. She told me on her wedding day.

HYE Masturbated in the toilet at work, thinking of someone from work who would have no idea you thought that of them?
 
Yes, several times; different people (there are some lovely women here).

HYE told someone at work they were the subject of your masturbation?
 
Yes, several times; different people (there are some lovely women here).

HYE told someone at work they were the subject of your masturbation?

no.. no no no.. they don't need any encouragement!

HYE sent a selfie without your head and pretended it was of someone else?
 
no.. no no no.. they don't need any encouragement!

HYE sent a selfie without your head and pretended it was of someone else?

No, but I think you need to do that to me. I'll believe you whoever you tell me it is, promise. *nods*

HYE received a sexy picture from an anonymous source?
 
No, but I think you need to do that to me. I'll believe you whoever you tell me it is, promise. *nods*

HYE received a sexy picture from an anonymous source?

no. all sexy pictures have been from known senders.. lol

HYE lied about your age?
 
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