Have You Ever . . . .?

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I might've wanted to get on a certain dirty site before I was supposed to...

HYE grabbed ass without waiting for permission? (How'd it go?)

lol.. I've spent a great deal of my life being rather reserved.

HYE asked permission and been turned down?
 
lol.. I've spent a great deal of my life being rather reserved.

HYE asked permission and been turned down?

Nah. I only ask if I know the answer.

HYE watched someone through the cracks in a store changing room curtain?
 
Nah. I only ask if I know the answer.

HYE watched someone through the cracks in a store changing room curtain?

no.. but the opposite is true.

HYE avoided a person because the sex was too good that you knew it would get you in trouble?
 
no.. but the opposite is true.

HYE avoided a person because the sex was too good that you knew it would get you in trouble?

Fuck yes. Deleted her number and everything. Then she texted me.

HYE used so much food during sex you had to throw away the sheets?
 
Fuck yes. Deleted her number and everything. Then she texted me.

HYE used so much food during sex you had to throw away the sheets?

no. I'm the oddball when it comes to food. I don't like it in bed.

HYE closed your eyes and pictured someone other than the one with you at the moment?
 
no. I'm the oddball when it comes to food. I don't like it in bed.

HYE closed your eyes and pictured someone other than the one with you at the moment?

who me? why never!!

HYE considered meeting up with someone from Lit?
 
eh heh.. you know me better than that.

HYE pretended to have had an experience so you didn't seem so virginal?

I'm afraid I was enough of an early bloomer that I never felt the need.

HYE pretended NOT to have had an experience so you didn't seem so slutty?
 
a lot of the time

Have you made someone laugh when you were being serious?

yes - i need to learn to laugh when that happens.

HYE tried to impress someone you were attracted to and ended up making them look at you like you were crazy/an idiot/etc.
 
yes - i need to learn to laugh when that happens.

HYE tried to impress someone you were attracted to and ended up making them look at you like you were crazy/an idiot/etc.

So, so often.

HYE met someone you really fancied but only ended up sleeping with their less appealing friend/sibling?
 
So, so often.

HYE met someone you really fancied but only ended up sleeping with their less appealing friend/sibling?

lol.. so I asked my 18 year old how he ended up dating "this twin" and not "that twin"
He said that the first one turned him down!
(I sure hope they didn't you-know-what)

I've never.

HYE hired a professional escort?
 
lol.. so I asked my 18 year old how he ended up dating "this twin" and not "that twin"
He said that the first one turned him down!
(I sure hope they didn't you-know-what)

I've never.

HYE hired a professional escort?

For me? No.

HYE hired a stripper?
 
Have never, will never pay. Unless emotionally. I don't even do strip clubs on that basis.

HYE stopped a flirtation because you found out what they do for a living?
 
Have never, will never pay. Unless emotionally. I don't even do strip clubs on that basis.

HYE stopped a flirtation because you found out what they do for a living?

I'm with a lawyer.. how much worse could it get?

(hahahahaha.. [not to worry - he'll laugh too] )

HYE used make-up brushes as sexual toys?
 
I'm with a lawyer.. how much worse could it get?

(hahahahaha.. [not to worry - he'll laugh too] )

HYE used make-up brushes as sexual toys?

No.

HYE looked at someones profile photo and thought, How the very fuck do they own an 18 year old?
 
No.

HYE looked at someones profile photo and thought, How the very fuck do they own an 18 year old?

Hey- what are you saying!!
I wonder about many people.

HYE eaten an entire chocolate cake by yourself in one sitting?
 
No.

HYE looked at someones profile photo and thought, How the very fuck do they own an 18 year old?

yes (but by the same token i know how it can be done)

HYE seen a profile pic and just thought "uh no way, not them. (don't mean cartoon or download but actual photo)
 
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