Have you had the best sex of your life?

[minsue]

Sadly, I probably have.

-Colly

Ack, now that's depressing as hell, beautiful. I just don't see it being true.

 

[sweetnpetite]

Exactly what Charley said, except the bit about it being because of her. It's because of him and me.

Lou

Lou, I love your Av- you look like a superhero!

 

[shereads]

Sadly, I probably have.

-Colly

That's what you think right before it happens.



Fasten your seat belt. Wear a helmet!

 

[shereads]

On the other hand, I'm pretty sure I've exhausted the autoerotic possibilities.

The Lord helps those who help themselves, right?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Have I had the best sex of your life?



Let's compare notes, shall we?

~lucky

 

[shereads]

Have I had the best sex of your life?



Let's compare notes, shall we?

~lucky

Your notes would make Larry Flynt blush.



Your notes could push Jon Benet off the cover of the Enquirer.

 

[shereads]

Today, I have a hard time deciding what good sex is. Is it bigger orgasms, deeper penetration, more optimized stimulation of erogenous zones...or something else entirely?

There are easier ways to have an orgasm, so it can't just be that.

Maybe it's having someone who wants to find out with you.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Your notes would make Larry Flynt blush.



Your notes could push Jon Benet off the cover of the Enquirer.

How'd you get to know so much about my notes? You've been talking to the blonde, haven't you?



~lucky

 

[shereads]

How'd you get to know so much about my notes? You've been talking to the blonde, haven't you?



~lucky

You sleep-post.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

You sleep-post.

You'd be really surprised at all the things I've been accused of doing in my sleep... I mean, I love a good hog-tied woman as much as the next person, but I still maintain that there's no way in hell I could've tied such perfect knots in my sleep.

~lucky

 

[Liar]

Wise man.

First you say I have a masculine voice.Now you call me a wise man. Do you realise the things you do to my ego over here?

#L

 

[Guest]

First you say I have a masculine voice.Now you call me a wise man. Do you realise the things you do to my ego over here?

I was sincere, couldn't help myself. P.

 

[The_old_man]

If it gets much better I will probably have a heart attack!

 

[Belegon]

How could I possibly have had the best sex of my life when I haven't woken up next to all you lovely ladies yet? One mustn't limit ones horizons...