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Having shit shoved up your dick.

So there's a little inside joke floating around their somewhere since I'm actually allergic to millk. ;)



GROSS!
 
marksgirl said:
Ass to mouth porn makes me wanna hurl...how fucking gross is that? Besides you can get shit like hepatitis from doing that! *barf*
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:confused:

I may be wrong, but it doesn't sound logical that one could give oneself hepatitis. Or were you talking orgies?
 
LadyFunkenstein said:
Y'all are so uptight. It's a simple equation. Dirty = hot.
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Thank you.
Thats what soap and water are for.
 
Passing a note after gym class can be just as effective. A tad slower perhaps, but the purpose is still served.
 
gypsywitch said:
Do I have your attention now? Am I just being anal?

Excuse me butttt...

what's with all the anal facination with no helmet about anyway?

If I were a guy and I was gonna ram my rod up someone's poop shoot I'd be putting on a condom for my own protection.

Discuss ~
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And here I thought you were going to talk about penile insertions...

http://leatherpassions.com/images/pratt.jpg


Also known as urethra dilators, sounding rods (often referred to as just "sounds") are metal rods of increasing thickness designed with a gentle curve to be inserted (carefully!!) into the urethral opening. While the unhampered urethra is fairly narrow, over time, many men (and who knows, maybe some women although we don't know any personally) find it extremely pleasurable and/or desirable to widen this opening.

This particular set of sounds comes with 8, double sided rods each measuring 8" long, or 4" per side. The most narrow of the sixteen sizes measures 3mm while the thickest is an invigorating 18mm (almost 3/4"). Each rod is stamped with its thickness in millimeters and held in place by soft elastic in a beautiful case lined in red velvet. My-oh-my these are pretty! If you have been looking for a set of sounds that are high quality and beautfiful, look no further.

(Please remember, only insert them as far as the base of the shaft for safety purposes!)
 
VermilionSkye said:
And here I thought you were going to talk about penile insertions...

http://leatherpassions.com/images/pratt.jpg


Also known as urethra dilators, sounding rods (often referred to as just "sounds") are metal rods of increasing thickness designed with a gentle curve to be inserted (carefully!!) into the urethral opening. While the unhampered urethra is fairly narrow, over time, many men (and who knows, maybe some women although we don't know any personally) find it extremely pleasurable and/or desirable to widen this opening.

This particular set of sounds comes with 8, double sided rods each measuring 8" long, or 4" per side. The most narrow of the sixteen sizes measures 3mm while the thickest is an invigorating 18mm (almost 3/4"). Each rod is stamped with its thickness in millimeters and held in place by soft elastic in a beautiful case lined in red velvet. My-oh-my these are pretty! If you have been looking for a set of sounds that are high quality and beautfiful, look no further.

(Please remember, only insert them as far as the base of the shaft for safety purposes!)
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Ok, even I have to draw the line somewhere. Don't bring that thing near me.
 
VermilionSkye said:
And here I thought you were going to talk about penile insertions...
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Always have to out doo me don't ya. :p


My dog had a foxtail up his weiner once and the vet had to get it out. Poor guys... the vet and the dog, and me having to hold him. :eek:
 
gypsywitch said:
Always have to out doo me don't ya. :p


My dog had a foxtail up his weiner once and the vet had to get it out. Poor guys... the vet and the dog, and me having to hold him. :eek:
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I can't imagine having a dick and having someone or myself slipping those inside for pleasure.

Several of the sex shops I have gone to carry those for men. Some women actually use them, too! :eek:
 
gypsywitch said:
Do I have your attention now? Am I just being anal?

Excuse me butttt...

what's with all the anal facination with no helmet about anyway?

If I were a guy and I was gonna ram my rod up someone's poop shoot I'd be putting on a condom for my own protection.

Discuss ~
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Sounds sound. Mud on my dick is not a turn on.
 
gypsywitch said:
Always have to out doo me don't ya. :p


My dog had a foxtail up his weiner once and the vet had to get it out. Poor guys... the vet and the dog, and me having to hold him. :eek:
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What happened to the fox?
 
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VermilionSkye said:
And here I thought you were going to talk about penile insertions...

http://leatherpassions.com/images/pratt.jpg


Also known as urethra dilators, sounding rods (often referred to as just "sounds") are metal rods of increasing thickness designed with a gentle curve to be inserted (carefully!!) into the urethral opening. While the unhampered urethra is fairly narrow, over time, many men (and who knows, maybe some women although we don't know any personally) find it extremely pleasurable and/or desirable to widen this opening.

This particular set of sounds comes with 8, double sided rods each measuring 8" long, or 4" per side. The most narrow of the sixteen sizes measures 3mm while the thickest is an invigorating 18mm (almost 3/4"). Each rod is stamped with its thickness in millimeters and held in place by soft elastic in a beautiful case lined in red velvet. My-oh-my these are pretty! If you have been looking for a set of sounds that are high quality and beautfiful, look no further.

(Please remember, only insert them as far as the base of the shaft for safety purposes!)
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This is a little TOO kinky for me.
 
bronzeage said:
You best believe it. I wouldn't do this for just anyone.
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The av was begging to be made. :)

Besides, if Gypsy and I are wearing Jessica avs and we are gonna make a sammich of you, you need a Roger av.
 
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