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I’ll never forget the dude who called the tip of his cock his “helmet” and made me feel like a five year old was talking to me.

That's a Spaceballs reference where the Darth Vader type guy always talked about how much girls loved his "helmet:.

*hugs*
 
That's a Spaceballs reference where the Darth Vader type guy always talked about how much girls loved his "helmet:.

*hugs*

Still lame as fuck.

At least that’s just one person.

I get lots of dudes telling me whenever they’re jacking off, as if i give a shit.

And the guys who send unsolicited pics.
 
Still lame as fuck.

At least that’s just one person.

I get lots of dudes telling me whenever they’re jacking off, as if i give a shit.

And the guys who send unsolicited pics.


To think guys still send unsolicited pics. I at least blacked them out.. even though I didnt mean to send them :D
 
Still lame as fuck.

At least that’s just one person.

I get lots of dudes telling me whenever they’re jacking off, as if i give a shit.

And the guys who send unsolicited pics.

It's like they think just because we get to see your cute butt in yoga pants that you want to see their junk. Totally bad form.
 
To think guys still send unsolicited pics. I at least blacked them out.. even though I didnt mean to send them :D

Uh huh. Kik sends a notification that says “ X sent a picture message” and i get ready to block their ass lol.
 
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