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[IhateClowns]

Why doesn't McDonalds make their McRib a permamnent fixture on their menu?

 

[SoCalSmooth]

If I hold my DQ Blizzard upside down how long will it take for it to start dripping out? They do it so quickly at the drive thru window I feel it is a mis-representation of their product...

Sorry, never tasted one nor held one.

 

[SoCalSmooth]

Why doesn't McDonalds make their McRib a permamnent fixture on their menu?

Are they any good?

 

[IhateClowns]

If I start turtling and it sees it's shadow and goes back in, how long is it till winter?

 

[IhateClowns]

Does a bear shit in the woods?

 

[SoCalSmooth]

If I start turtling and it sees it's shadow and goes back in, how long is it till winter?

usually about 37 days

 

[IhateClowns]

Why is the Ford 6.0 such a piece of shit engine?

 

[SoCalSmooth]

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Only if there's someone there to witness it.

 

[IhateClowns]

Why doesn't NASCAR go around in a clockwise fashion every once in a while to change things up a bit?

 

[IhateClowns]

Rubba dub dub three men in a tub? Really I can barely fit in a tub myself and that is in the fetal position. How do they make this possible?

 

[SoCalSmooth]

Why is the Ford 6.0 such a piece of shit engine?

Mostly regarded as shitty due to the injectors, and also because they required more than regular oil changes which most user failed to do.

 

[NorthernPA4U]

Would you rather go running with the bulls in Pamplona, cliff diving in Acapulco, or paragliding in the Bavarian Alps?

 

[SoCalSmooth]

Why doesn't NASCAR go around in a clockwise fashion every once in a while to change things up a bit?

They do, but its usually followed by a yellow flag

 

[SoCalSmooth]

Rubba dub dub three men in a tub? Really I can barely fit in a tub myself and that is in the fetal position. How do they make this possible?

They were close friends of a tub caster in Philly and he made a custom one specially for them.

 

[IhateClowns]

Why does Santa make people that are much shorter and have less strength then average humans do all of his work for him? Why not hire carpenters, architects and builders? Seems he could be more efficient that way

 

[IhateClowns]

CostCo or Sams?

 

[SoCalSmooth]

Would you rather go running with the bulls in Pamplona, cliff diving in Acapulco, or paragliding in the Bavarian Alps?

Running with the bulls, I'm thinking that if something were to go wrong you'd have more chances of survival in the crowd, where as the other two choices if something screwed up you'd more than likely eat it.

 

[IhateClowns]

Why isn't it proper for a guy to sit down just to take a piss every now and then?

 

[IhateClowns]

Do we really need a salad and dinner fork? Can't we just use one fork for all of it?

 

[IhateClowns]

Speaking of which I get a spork when I got to KFC, why hasn't the spork become mainstream in our kitchen drawers?

 

[SoCalSmooth]

Why does Santa make people that are much shorter and have less strength then average humans do all of his work for him? Why not hire carpenters, architects and builders? Seems he could be more efficient that way

Because the smaller stature of the little people generally enables him to continually test products in real life situations as they build

 

[kendra1980]

I keep seeing that commericial with Ben Stein saying he's the smartest, and Shaq, stating he is the best, would you rather be the best or the smartest?

 

[SoCalSmooth]

CostCo or Sams?

Price Club

 

[SoCalSmooth]

I keep seeing that commericial with Ben Stein saying he's the smartest, and Shaq, stating he is the best, would you rather be the best or the smartest?

The smartest

 

[IhateClowns]

Is that saying "If your hose is short and your pump is weak it is best to stand up close or you will wet your feet" actually a bible verse as it is being rumored on TMZ?