Here in Missourah...

[SpeareChucker]

Y'all on the coasts and in the big cities
have us a bit confounded and confused.

If we end our mandatory isolation, we're all going to die,
and since we're all assumed to be TRUMP voters...
that is celebrated, but at the same time,

you're hysterical that we're going to cause people to die!



What do you think we're going to do?
Get into our horse and buggies and come visit y'all?
Jump into the ol' 4WD F150 and come for a good time,
see the bright lights, the painted ladies, the theater?



Hell, you have way higher infection/mortality rates than we do!

Despite everything that you have convinced yourself to be true,
we might be a little rustic, a little backwoods, a little home-spun and plainspoken,
a little-bit country, even a little Redneck, but we ain't all that stupid as you make us out to be...

 

[Adre]

We think about you much less than you imagine. Do whatever the fuck you want.

 

[SpeareChucker]

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[Pookie]

Why Missouri was put on lockdown ...

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[SpeareChucker]

*raises hand*


ME TOO!!!



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[Adre]

Poor widdle snowflake cowering in his iggy closet.

 

[Ziggins]

St. Louis could be the new entertainment capital as studios bail out of failed state California.

 

[bellisarius]

St. Louis could be the new entertainment capital as studios bail out of failed state California.

Actually it's here in Albuquerque.

 

[schism666]

Actually it's here in Albuquerque.

georgia.

 

[dp4shelly]

The REAL problem...

The real problem is that we are all going to have to come out of our caves sooner or later. The is no natural human immunity to this China Virus. They might eventually get a vaccine but that may never happen. After all these yeas there is no vaccine for the 'common cold.' Even if they do come up with a vaccine does anyone REALLY think that we can just stay indoors until they develop it, test it, mass produce it and somehow distribute 8 billion vaccines? We are going to have to come out. Some will die. The China Virus is killing people. The nasty government in China is criminal in this whole event. But either way, it comes down to survival of the fittest. Sooner or later YOU are going to get it. You will either develop an immunity to it or you will die. Hiding indoors for years really is not an option.

 

[schism666]

We think about you much less than you imagine. Do whatever the fuck you want.

his unfounded delusions of grandeur aren't worth the mask be waddles into walmart wearing..

 

[schism666]

The real problem is that we are all going to have to come out of our caves sooner or later. The is no natural human immunity to this China Virus. They might eventually get a vaccine but that may never happen. After all these yeas there is no vaccine for the 'common cold.' Even if they do come up with a vaccine does anyone REALLY think that we can just stay indoors until they develop it, test it, mass produce it and somehow distribute 8 billion vaccines? We are going to have to come out. Some will die. The China Virus is killing people. The nasty government in China is criminal in this whole event. But either way, it comes down to survival of the fittest. Sooner or later YOU are going to get it. You will either develop an immunity to it or you will die. Hiding indoors for years really is not an option.

q just shut up.

 

[Hugh_Essay]

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[rae121452]

Y'all on the coasts and in the big cities
have us a bit confounded and confused.

Hell, you have way higher infection/mortality rates than we do!

at the moment.

 

[Conager]

They chortle about how those that don't share their appreciation for the yoke of tyranny and the nattering of the nanny state will ALL DIE.

28% of Covid19 fatalities are black. The black community is not renowned for their adherence to the dictates of authorities. Down to the smallest rebellions. Nightly, in black neighborhoods I am dodging jay-walkers that barely look up as they cross where and when they please.

The gatherings I see in Hispanic neighborhoods look like cautionary examples of putting the racial in social distancing.

It's almost like they don't actually care about the minorities their team claims ownership of.

 

[Bas_van_Fraassen]

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*reported* for posting AJ's television premier.

 

[Pookie]

*reported* for posting AJ's television premier.

He is STILL the Ninja Master. *nods*

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He just has to sit down most of the time.

 

[Wrong Element]

If we end our mandatory isolation, we're all going to die,
and since we're all assumed to be TRUMP voters...
that is celebrated,

Textbook projection.

 

[Conager]

Textbook projection.

You should probably read some actual textbooks.

How, exactly, would that work? We think that all of you hiding under your beds are going to die from hiding under your beds? Why?

 

[DeluxAuto]

You should probably read some actual textbooks.

How, exactly, would that work? We think that all of you hiding under your beds are going to die from hiding on your beds? Why?

What?

 

[Rightguide]

They chortle about how those that don't share their appreciation for the yoke of tyranny and the nattering of the nanny state will ALL DIE.

28% of Covid19 fatalities are black. The black community is not renowned for their adherence to the dictates of authorities. Down to the smallest rebellions. Nightly, in black neighborhoods I am dodging jay-walkers that barely look up as they cross where and when they please.

The gatherings I see in Hispanic neighborhoods look like cautionary examples of putting the racial in social distancing.

It's almost like they don't actually care about the minorities their team claims ownership of.

In minority neighborhoods of Los Angeles and Oakland CA, nightly street races and burnout contests on the public streets entertains thousands of un-policed onlookers.

 

[DeluxAuto]

In minority neighborhoods of Los Angeles and Oakland CA, nightly street races and burnout contests on the public streets entertains thousands of un-policed onlookers.

You mean rich kids from Laguna Niguel, San Pedro, etc. That was a terribly ignorant and racist post, Reichguide.

 

[Conager]

What?

"That's a textbook example of __________" is not just an expression. There are actual books used in education called textbooks that people who stayed in school actually read.

Hope that helps, dummy

You mean rich kids from Laguna Niguel, San Pedro, etc. That was a terribly ignorant and racist post, Reichguide.

lolwut?

 

[DeluxAuto]

"That's a textbook example of __________" is not just an expression. There are actual books used in education called textbooks that people who stayed in school actually read.

Hope that helps, dummy



lolwut?

You always get fake condescending when you're wrong.

 

[Rightguide]

You mean rich kids from Laguna Niguel, San Pedro, etc. That was a terribly ignorant and racist post, Reichguide.

No that's not what I meant. I meant exactly what I said. It's been covered by the media in CA. It didn't have any thing to do with racism. Reporting the truth occurring in minority neighborhoods isn't racism, DeluxA-hole.