Hi-jacker anonymous

plasticman33 said:
Can I slap the snooze button more than five times?

if you slap the snooze button more than five times...you're playing with....<retardo guffaw>......;)
 
punkrockpoet said:
what if you just have a problem with jacking?

helloooo there prp.....what seems to be the problem jacking wise?.....we're here to help...feel free to include explicit self penile play details....;)
 
Ginny said:


helloooo there prp.....what seems to be the problem jacking wise?.....we're here to help...feel free to include explicit self penile play details....;)

LMAO...you need help Ginny!
and I'd like to provide it!
 
Rammie love, I have the ransom note ready. Come on down to GA and I'll hi-jack you for sure. The ransom amount is$1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.97

I didn't want it to be too extreme and you know you can hi-jack me any ole time, I won't complain but I may moan a bit as my breathing changes in the throes of ecstacy. I hope you don't mind.

Dawn
 
Georgia Girl said:
Rammie love, I have the ransom note ready. Come on down to GA and I'll hi-jack you for sure. The ransom amount is$1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.97

I didn't want it to be too extreme and you know you can hi-jack me any ole time, I won't complain but I may moan a bit as my breathing changes in the throes of ecstacy. I hope you don't mind.

Dawn

*Runs over to GiGi, plants big wet kiss*

Are you sure that's enough?
No compliments baby...I'll be moaning right with you...
 
PepperminTrish said:


Ropes????

No, no ropes ............ we'll have to make do with these silk scarves I keep on hand.

i don't know if they'll hold the swing...
 
Rambrat said:


i don't know if they'll hold the swing...

Swing???

*runs out the door*

*heads for Ace Hardware*

*mutters something about just when I 'think' I've figured out what he's thinking, he takes a different turn on me *

:kiss:
 
PepperminTrish said:


Swing???

*runs out the door*

*heads for Ace Hardware*

*mutters something about just when I 'think' I've figured out what he's thinking, he takes a different turn on me *

:kiss:

always keep them guessing...
 
If I ever started a thread, I would consider it an honor to have it hijacked by you, Ram.

:heart: bluemuse
 
bluemuse said:
If I ever started a thread, I would consider it an honor to have it hijacked by you, Ram.

:heart: bluemuse

awww..thank you...

you never started a thread?
 
Rambrat said:


awww..thank you...

you never started a thread?

Nope.....never, ever. Oh.....except for one time by accident.

How about you? Do you ever start threads?????

*snicker*

:heart: bluemuse
 
Rambrat said:


*Runs over to GiGi, plants big wet kiss*

Are you sure that's enough?
No compliments baby...I'll be moaning right with you...

I'm not positive love, maybe we need to up the figure a bit, I want to make sure no one springs you for a while. I promise you will be well cared for and it'll be more fun than even Mickey Mouse could dream up.

Now how about another of those kisses, come closer, I need you within range for a grope as well.

Dawn
 
My name is Gunner and I am a hijacker. Much of this can be attributed to the training camps I attended in Asia. I am a very selective hijacker however, and do have one particular partner in crime I enjoy engaging in these activities with.
 
sabbathstorm said:
*takes notes*

Hmmm....Asian training camps you say?


Well, they were really in China town in San Francisco, but it felt like Asia
 
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