Hi new here

[Jade_]

Hi SexyWench, So nice seeing you again. Good luck on the interview. What sort of job are you going for? So there is a Mr. Wench is he on lit as well? Trust me Sexy something tells me Mr. Wench or any otherman would find it very hard to say no to you. So you will be getting your camera .

SO you have a B-day coming up. Happy B_day in case I miss you on that day. Hope you have a wonderful time and don't get into to much trouble.

 

[Jade_]

Steelcock behave yourself you little Well I think there is a rule that if you use the word fantasies in this thread you have to share one with us all hehe. So lets here it Mrister.

 

[SexyWench]

Hi SexyWench, So nice seeing you again. Good luck on the interview. What sort of job are you going for? So there is a Mr. Wench is he on lit as well? Trust me Sexy something tells me Mr. Wench or any otherman would find it very hard to say no to you. So you will be getting your camera .

SO you have a B-day coming up. Happy B_day in case I miss you on that day. Hope you have a wonderful time and don't get into to much trouble.

I worked as litigation assistant for 16 years before deciding to stay home after my last child. My former boss called to say there was a position where he worked and he thought of me as soon as he found out! Hehe, Mr. Wench is not a member here but he does reap the rewards of my being one!

My b-day is in August so you're a little early with the wishes, but thank you.


SW

 

[steelcock]

The year is 1776

Steelcock behave yourself you little Well I think there is a rule that if you use the word fantasies in this thread you have to share one with us all hehe. So lets here it Mrister.

I am my ancestor aboard the ship of LaFayette. We are coming to the new world to help General Washington in the quest for freedom from King George's tyranny.

The lookout in the crow's nest yells "Ship ahoy!"

I, standing on the bridge beside the General, pick up the telescope to geat a better look so I can tell him if we need to prepare for battle.

I see the skull and crossbones of a pirate ship flying overhead, then lower my scope to see the most beautiful site I have seen in all my life. It is you tied naked to the center mast while the band of pirates prepares to do battle.

I tell Lafayette what I see and he too looks and licks his lips lewdly as he stares at your beauty.

Suddenly fire erupts from the side of the pirate ship as the fire a volley from their cannons, but they are not close enough.to score a hit.

I suggest that rather than risk harming you by returning fire we turn our bow directly toward them and try to ram them broadside.

In a daring act, as the ships draw near I run to the bow and prepare to leap aboard the doomed vessel just before impact.

My leap is successful. The pirates are now manning the lifeboats as their ship begins to sink, forgetting all of the treasure aboard their ship, especially the greatest treasure of all. You.

I quickly untie you and grab a chest laden with jewels and gold and we make our way back to the ship of the general and safety.

The General then tries to take you to his cabin to interrogate you, but you refuse to go. You stay at my side.

We come to the new world, now rich with gold and jewels where we find a home, but then the best news of all arrives. You are the captured daughter of a asian emporer.

When he hears of your rescue he comes to visit and learns that we are now married and he has a grandson.

I will let you guys come up with your own fantasies of the pleasure we shared in creating the grandson.

 

[JLatino]

Hi JLatino, SO nice seeing you again. Glad you decided yo drop in and say hello. Trust me the atteention you received from your post / pic had nothing to do with me or wickedasianbabe. It was your pics. You know the one hehe.

thanks jade. i try my best

but i LOVE yours. you're a knockout.

 

[berkley2955]

Re: The year is 1776

Steelcock it would be your FANTASY

Do you think you could so easily defeat the notorious Cap'n Berkbeard!

A French Man-o-War would not be an easy target, but as a privateer for King George I must use my formitable skills to impede the arrival of Lafayette in the colonies.

You see I have been laying in wait for you. Knowing you would be enamored by the beauty of my fair Jade, we have set this trap for you.

That volley was simply a ploy to draw you in. Why waste shot when out of range, but a little gunpowder to fool you into thinking me inept.

Being the fast sloop that "Princess Jade's Revenge" is, I easily tack under your bow as you approach loosing round after round into your rigging and grapeshot across your decks, knowing you could not bear to bring harm to the naked beauty seemingly helpless on my deck.

Damage to your great ship is tremendous, as I nimbly sail out of range of your guns.
I bow to you sir, as I reach for my beautiful second-in-command, taking her to our cabin for an evening of passion to celebrate our victory.

 

[JLatino]

i thought you might like this:

Jade & WickedAsianBabe In My Dreams

scroll down.

 

[Canadian_Eh]

Hi Miss Jade. Did you happen to see the score of the ball game? I think someone now owes me . Hmmm what shall I request? You know seeing what a sport you were when I lost I think I will only ask for the same in return. How does that sound?

 

[Valgaav]

Hey Jade. Serving wench, eh? Well, that won't do! Rally Ho mighty steed, for yonder damsel needeth aid!...~ahem*cough~ How are you doing today

Yes, I am a hockey fan. Go Flyers! Mmm, well, yes, that means I'll be PMing you a pic in just a bit.

Hi Valgaav, So nice seeing you again. I hope that cold front you are talking about heads north to us.

So your the protector of the innocent, than come forth and save me from the Cap'n who wants to make me a serving wench lol.

SO you come form the city of brotherly love. Are you a hockey fan?

NO I don't recall you sending me a pic.. Does this mean I will soon be getting one????

Hope you day is going well and hope to see you again later.

 

[WickedAsianBabe]

Hello Jade, it's been awhile and I see your thread is doing well.

JLatino, I am blushing how did you know I was watching you!

Valgaav, it was me you sent the pics to! Thank you very much for your pics. Why haven't you posted them on the board? Very cute!


I know, I know when will I post mine? Who knows, maybe soon!

 

[wildhorse]

hello jade,gorgous pic!so glad you decided to post.....have fun!

 

[steelcock]

Re: Re: The year is 1776

Steelcock it would be your FANTASY

Do you think you could so easily defeat the notorious Cap'n Berkbeard!

A French Man-o-War would not be an easy target, but as a privateer for King George I must use my formitable skills to impede the arrival of Lafayette in the colonies.

You see I have been laying in wait for you. Knowing you would be enamored by the beauty of my fair Jade, we have set this trap for you.

That volley was simply a ploy to draw you in. Why waste shot when out of range, but a little gunpowder to fool you into thinking me inept.

Being the fast sloop that "Princess Jade's Revenge" is, I easily tack under your bow as you approach loosing round after round into your rigging and grapeshot across your decks, knowing you could not bear to bring harm to the naked beauty seemingly helpless on my deck.

Damage to your great ship is tremendous, as I nimbly sail out of range of your guns.
I bow to you sir, as I reach for my beautiful second-in-command, taking her to our cabin for an evening of passion to celebrate our victory.

Dream on, Alice. Wonderland is aroung the corner.

I hate to tell you this, but my fantasy is based (loosely) on historic fact. My ancestor, Jean Schmidt of Baston was indeed aboard LaFayette's ship. He did come to the Americas to help fight on the side of General Washington and he did arive without interference from you.

I win. Jade is mine.

 

[berkley2955]

Re: The year is 1776

Dream on, Alice. Wonderland is aroung the corner.

I hate to tell you this, but my fantasy is based (loosely) on historic fact. My ancestor, Jean Schmidt of Baston was indeed aboard LaFayette's ship. He did come to the Americas to help fight on the side of General Washington and he did arive without interference from you.

I win. Jade is mine.

Very cool family history. And I know my history too, (not so much family Hx though, sad to say)

LaFayette did arrive unimpeded in Williamsburg, if I'm not mistaken, and aided Washington in the northern campaign. Later the French blockade in the southern campaign cut off Cornwallis forcing his surrender. Without the aid of the French, the Union Jack would have flown over our soil for much longer.

HOWEVER Fantasy is fantasy and you started it Let's see what Jade has to say.

BTW, haven't seen her. Is she out of town this weekend, maybe?

* A salute to you, Sir... with sword * Cap'n Berkbeard

 

[Valgaav]

Valgaav, it was me you sent the pics to! Thank you very much for your pics. Why haven't you posted them on the board? Very cute!

Wow, that's odd. Must've been a glitch in the system or something. After checking where the message went, it most definitely said it went to Jade. Well, I'll resend to her and hope it works this time. Oh, and thanks for your own comments

 

[berkley2955]

Wow, that's odd. Must've been a glitch in the system or something. After checking where the message went, it most definitely said it went to Jade. Well, I'll resend to her and hope it works this time. Oh, and thanks for your own comments

"OOPS!" I hate it when that happens!

 

[steelcock]

"OOPS!" I hate it when that happens!

Me too, especially since we didn't get to see the pics. Come on guys, bare it and share it.

 

[Canadian_Eh]

Hi Miss Jade. How are you on this Canada Day weekend? What plans do you have? Are you heading down to the ex?

 

[berkley2955]

Canadian_Eh

What have you done with Jade? She hasn't been on her board since the 27th. Been waiting for a reply to some antics we've had going on here.

Berk

 

[Canadian_Eh]

What do you mean What Have I Done To Jade? I haven't done anything?

 

[Jade_]

Hi everyone. Sorry I haven't been around but I was away on business until late last night and I have slept most of the day away. I see I have missed a rather interesting time here.

Your such a sweet Canadian and I will pay up. Thanks for sending me the pic I think it is great seeing who I am chatting to. Did you or will you make it down to the skydome this long weekend?

 

[Jade_]

Valgaav, thanks for the pics. Very nice!!! Where were you in the one where you were all dressed up?

I hope you are having fun and hope we can chat soon.

 

[Jade_]

Why gentlemen what is a girl to do. I loved the story Berkley and Steelcock. I see that both of you have a flare for writting so as soon as I can get a few more of the ladies of Lit to agree I would love to start a role playing thread. Are you two up of it?

How are you doing Cap'n? Is the weather treating you right? Are you going out on the boat again this weekend? Hope to hear back from both of you soon.

 

[Jade_]

Hi WickedAsainBabe, How are you? What do you have planned for the long weekend? Love the new AV. Have you posted a pic of yourself yet? I still can't wait to see you.

Thank you and yes the thread is doing wonderful. Everyone is so nice and now I have Berkley and Steelcock writting a wonderful story. Hope you are having fun.

 

[steelcock]

Why gentlemen what is a girl to do. I loved the story Berkley and Steelcock. I see that both of you have a flare for writting so as soon as I can get a few more of the ladies of Lit to agree I would love to start a role playing thread. Are you two up of it?

How are you doing Cap'n? Is the weather treating you right? Are you going out on the boat again this weekend? Hope to hear back from both of you soon.

Count me in. As you can see I do enjoy writing and am quite verbose when it comes to describing an event. Any roll playing with you will indeed be enjoyable.

 

[Valgaav]

Valgaav, thanks for the pics. Very nice!!! Where were you in the one where you were all dressed up?

I hope you are having fun and hope we can chat soon.

Thanks Yes, that was me in the tux. It was at my best friend's wedding a bit over a year ago.

I'm having a blast, heh heh. Talk to you later