magicmikeaustin
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A weenie in the hand is worth two in the bush!
Wait...
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A weenie in the hand is worth two in the bush!
Wait...
Good thing this is a flirt thread![]()
Hey!...
What's up, lady?
You've got something on your chin.
I think it's cum.

You've got something on your chin.
I think it's cum.
Really? Noooo, it's... toothpaste
It aint mine, it must be yours![]()
I think you should taste it and make sure.
No, no, no. I'm certain I'd know if it were mine... mostly certain
What if it's not?![]()

Well I think I'd remember if I put it there... *looks around*
You got company?
That's about as compelling an argument as I've ever heard for it
No...![]()
Admit it, I'm that good.
Hm... It's a mystery! You gonna brush your teeth with it?
I've read that it's good for the skin, but the teeth... I dunnoooooo
Well you can't go around with a glob of cum on your chin
Or can I... Maybe I'll be able to start a trend. An unbelievably trashy trend
I don't know that we have a positive ID on the substance just yet, either

I think Cameron Diaz did it first - though to be fair, she didn't do it on purpose.
*licks you* it's cum.![]()
On purpose... so sneaky with your words
Geez, you have a couple drinks next thing you know...

I get away with a fair amount of sneaky, being a good girl and all.
A couple drinks and I'm passing my knickers under the table to the guy next to me.![]()

Do good girls lick cum off guys' faces? Do they give away their underwear in public? I don't think sooooooo![]()
Umm....
It depends on whose definition we're going with?