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Toadtoddbob

Yes idiot all women in New Brunswick want to be beaten. Everyone in Newfoundland has a dory. Everyone in Quebec smokes and speaks english like Jean Chretien.

Fuck off with the gross generalizations and whining.

Go out act like a human being and do the right things. Make eye contact don't act like a lounge lizard or a trekkie. Talk to her, them, someone for fucks sake.

Jesus Toad you aren't that bad looking a guy. I can give you the names of bars in six cities in this province where I gaurantee that even if you don't get laid you will more than likely meet someone the first time there.

So quit the pity party and excuses. Sure their are idiots out there who want abuse and idiots that are willing to give it but they are for fucking sure not the majority.
And to use that as an excuse makes me think you may have far more problems than anyone here is equipped to give you help with.

 

[Bobtoad777]

Goddammit they killed Kenny!!

whoops wrong line, i did not say that the abuse loving women are the majority infact i think they are a very tiny minority probably less than %.00000000001 of the population of females like abuse. Its just I seem to come accross every single one of them.

as for the bars forget that, last bar i went into i was minding my own goddamn business playing pool by myself and had a poolcue broke over the back of my head, and the message to quit fucking his chick. I wouldnt have minded if i had at least seen his chick.

ALRIUGHT so i reitterate not all women like to be abused, not a majority just a very small minority, I just seem to find them all is what i am saying.

Alright for those of you mad at me for calling myself ugly, alright i am not ugly i am the next fabio/george clooney/tom select/insert name here, dream stud. There ya's all happy

 

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Jesu Christo Toad! Where do you hang out the Boisetown Legion or something. God damn man, you have a pulse go to Moncton.

 

[Bobtoad777]

currently woodstock that was at riverside pub, but similar instances have occured in saint ohn and sussex when i lived there, currently a 90$ bus ticket to moncton isnt worth it to me

 

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Ok we have a problem.

The last time I went to JR's I swore I wouldn't return unless I had my hockey gear with the full cage on the helmet.I decided this after the third bottle of beer whizzed by my head. *I swear folks it was like that C&W bar in "The Blues Brothers"*

However there is still hope!

Fredericton is only an hour away and is about a week away from being crawling with girls from the universities. I highly reccomend the Rodeo and Dolan's. Safe and easy to meet people in. Then there is Grand Falls in the other direction not quite as safe but have had great fun at both the Boulevard and Fridays. Plus the added bonus of french girls. Wooo Hoo! I mean if you like that kind of thing *ahem*

Never say die toadbob

 

[Bobtoad777]

Thank you for the new locations i will just have to save up some $ fredericktona and grandfalls are each about 40$ round trip then a hotel/motel for overnight and the drinks. which i would buy for the lucky,i cant drink any more myself cause of an operation {severe acohol poisoning} that doesnt bother me as long as theres a pool table

 

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Expertise .....helping others, help themselves...

My work here is done.....hi ho silver! awayyyyy!