Horney, Homely Humans

[Sparky Kronkite]

Duh!

Go for 18 nimrod.

 

[Bobtoad777]

i try i try but they are like the others they want a 30-40 year old men to beat there face in and call it love

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Then....

MOVE!!! Go to where the women aren't that way. There are no excuses. People get laid in jail.

 

[Bobtoad777]

were is a place i have lived in 8 of the canadian provinces and they are all the same

and i dont want to get laid by a guy named bubba

 

[sallygirl]

Sparky: Beauty attracts beauty. Homely people are aware of this and probably don't expect to attract beauty, so they go for other homely people. They're getting sex, don't you worry. If they weren't, they wouldn't be reproducing and homeliness would die out by natural selection! We'd have a world of super models! Hmmm... Nah. But anyways, you have a pretty obnoxious attitude on this subject.

bobtoad: No matter where you live, I'm positive not all women are like you describe. Women who seek relationships with older, abusive men have serious issues - this is not normal! I saw your picture, bob, and you are not ugly. What you need is a little self-confidence. Attitude is a huge part of sex appeal. Nice guys don't have to finish last.

 

[Cheri]

Toadman baby, I've always been drawn to an underdog, hell I still say I'm a Bengals fan. And I really wanna help you in anyway I can, but will ya stop the whinning already? Head your ass to the local Walmart, find yourself some nice little chicky who just graduated and is missing the security high school. Someone cute mind you, but maybe not a uber babe cause she gets cheap hair cuts and buys all her clothes from said Walmart. Take her to some nice restaurants, buy her tons of cute little teddy bears with hearts in their hands wearing t-shirts that say 'I Love You' and then when the time is right buy her some sexy undies from VS and ask her to model them for ya... Come on now, life is not that difficult.

Sparkster, you're not going to the right places. Try the Waffle House (love them hash browns) around 9:30 at night, or any truckstop in the continental US. (Sorry Thumper, but you know it's true) Reminds me of the Lowered Expectations Dating Service skit on MadTV.

 

[sallygirl]

Nope, it's not in the dictionary...

Ok, will somebody please tell me where the adjective "uber" came from? I gather its meaning from the context, but I've only ever seen it used on this board. I feel like I'm really out of the lingo-loop here! lol

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

"Uber" is Deutsch for "over" and is used here in the same sense that it's used in the word "Overlord" -- to denote the highest version of the subject in question. An "uber-teacher" is teacher who is a TEACHER (in all capitals) and might refer to a teacher who uses every technique in the book and is fanatical about rules. Usually "uber" is used in a comical, though complimentary, fashion, referring to something that's gone just a bit too far.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

It's German -

Uber mit der umloute. Hell I don't know how to spell in German. Sorry.

 

[sallygirl]

Thank you, Dixon. I learn something new every day. You are an uber... ummm... guy. Or something

 

[Silverlily]

Oh Bobert, what are we going to do with you? http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net4/frusty.gif

First of all, stop saying all women want some guy who hits them. We don't. Women don't like to be hit any more than you do.

Secondly, stop beating yourself up. If you walk around with a "Bobtoad sucks" attitude, people will believe you. Keep in mind people are generally taken at their word. Take a minute every day to remind yourself of one quality you have that you like. Pooh-pooh selftalk all you want, but it will do you in everytime.

Last, stop obsessing. Relax. Chill, froggie, you're among friends.

 

[Bobtoad777]

Let me refresh:

I didnt mean that all women like to be hit and abused, just all the ones in the areas that i have lived at.

and its not that i think i am such a dipwad as much as the fact that i am too much of the"good" or "nice" when gals want a rebilious streak

it just frustrates me so to see some of the girls today accept such abuses and think that it is what they want or is normal

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Bob you must have ben in the wrong province because where I live women love younger men. What provinces did you live in???? And we all don't like older men.

 

[Bobtoad777]

NB, NS, PEI, NFLD, ONT, QUE, BC, ALB

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Ok well I am from Ontario. I think you have been looking in the wrong spots.

 

[Bobtoad777]

lets see i have looked in churches, malls, grocery store, parks, civic centers, swimming pools, movies.

I guess what they say is right location, location, location

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Maybe you have not been in one place long enough to find that special someone yet!!!!

Ever think of that?

 

[Bobtoad777]

could be true thats why i have stayed put here in NB, for 3 years now

 

[sallygirl]

I didnt mean that all women like to be hit and abused, just all the ones in the areas that i have lived at.

I don't believe you. Not possible. You've taken a couple of examples and made a hugely erroneous and irrational generalization. Quit giving Canadian females a bad name! lol

Don't stress so damn much about getting laid. You know when it's going to happen? When you least expect it. When you're not even trying.

 

[Bobtoad777]

ok Ill try that

I am not expecting to get laid, I am not expecting to get laid, I am not expecting to get laid, I am not expecting to get laid, I am not expecting to get laid, I am not expecting to get laid, I am not expecting to get laid, I am not expecting to get laid, I am not expecting to get laid.

damn still not laid, lol

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Bob, I'm not going to give you any different advice from that the previous posters have already given you. Many of them were right on the mark. In my somewhat limited experience, I've found that what women are truly attracted to is a sense of self-confidence and passionate vitality in a man.

Self-image is tightly tied to a self-fulfilling prophecy with women. If you believe you're attractive and worthy, you'll convey that to them and they find it attractive. Conversely, if you don't have confidence in your attractiveness, women will pick up on this and will respond accordingly. Dixon put this very well: people tend take you at your word (unless you give them good reason not to).

We men are much luckier than women. They tend to be a lot more forgiving than we are when it comes to requiring a physically attractive mate. The evidence of this is all around you. You see bizarre-looking and ugly guys with gorgeous women a lot more than you see the reverse. But you'll find that what guys who are successful with women all have in common isn't good looks, but self-confidence, passion, and an ability to make the woman feel attractive. That's not easy to become, but it's possible, because it's ALL up to you.

[Edited by Oliver Clozoff on 08-31-2000 at 08:50 PM]

 

[Skibum]

As a response to the original question, I am one of the ugliest men alive. But I married a beautiful woman. That was 21 years ago. We've had our problems, but our beauty/ugly ratio has never been one of our problems.

 

[Deborah]

Hey Boobtoad, take notice that the good doctor Oliver said, "We women are much luckier than women." Now, if you understand that sort of therapy, fine, but I think you need a pimp more than a doctor.

 

[Never]

What is an AFF?

Bobtoad, you're right. You're ugly and you'll never get any. Not that I've seen your picture, mind you, but I'd never call you a liar.

While I'm pondering this reminds me of a theory the man once put forth during dinner. "Gay men can look damn good but lesbians, one of them's always ugly." Does this mean all gay men enjoy sex? Does this mean half the lesbian population is doomed to mediocre sex?
When idiotic theories collide the possibilities are endless.

 

[Silverlily]

AFF - Adult Friend Finder

or <weg>
Always Fuck Friends
Alas (un)Fucked Froggie

sorry, I'm feeling silly tonight.