How ar you going to express your kink when you're 85?

[Cherrysweetdeal]

When I am an old woman I shall wear purple
With a red hat which doesn't go, and doesn't suit me,
And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves
And satin sandals, and say we've no money for butter.
I shall sit down on the pavement when I'm tired And gobble
up samples in shops and press alarm bells And run my stick
along the public railings And make up for the sobriety of
my youth.

I shall go out in my slippers in the rain
And pick the flowers in other people's gardens
And learn to spit. You can wear terrible shirts and
grow more fat And eat three pounds of sausages at a go
Or only bread and a pickle for a week
And hoard pens and pencils and
beermats and things in boxes.

But now we must have clothes that keep us dry And pay our
rent and not swear in the street. And set a good example
for the children. We will have friends to dinner and read
the papers. But maybe I ought to practice a little now?
So people who know me are not too shocked and surprised
When suddenly I am old and start to wear purple.

~ Jenny Joseph ~

Ah my mother..... she plans on being the women in purple with to much cologne. As to me haha I plan on being the old cat lady on top of the hill with the dark house full of who knows what. Maybe I shall have a garage sale with random sexual things put throughout the stuff... in between all those old clothes the tshirts and pants and hats...you'd find a corset and kick ass boots and all these sexy costumes. As well I'd have in the jewellry section all of my clips and clamps and whatever else I owned. Maybe a set of cuffs and a collar....

 

[Lilith]

If there is ever a rash of old men being found tied to their orthopedic beds with support hose, dead as doornails from cardiac arrest, there I too shall be.

 

[bridgeburner]

Well, 45 years from now I don't think being 80 will mean what it means today. It certainly doesn't mean today what it meant 45 years ago or even 20 years ago.

Assuming I still have a libido that must be attended to and right now dammit!! I imagine that I'll get along pretty much as I do now assuming arthritis doesn't prevent. I'll indulge in pervy pics and films and literature, talk to other pervs in my town or online and masturbate a lot. It will likely be more difficult to find sex partners at that age, but my sexuality has always been my own. I don't have to have playmates however much fun they are to have around.

I wonder if they make orthopedic shoes in patent leather?

-B

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Grandma's Boyfriend

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?"

Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."

Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood Grandma's minister.

The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?"

The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."

The minister fainted.

 

[kerker_miester]

age

Well as a look at my bio will tell Im 40 something I am starting out new at this time in my life. Thanks to a divorce it was nice not a nasty one. some feelings were hurt by both but we remain friends still. She just did not love me anymore. I hope I will never lose my desire to have sex and dominate wemen it is part of my soul a part I will never give up at any age. If my body is unable my mind will do what needs to be done. If my mind is gone and my bodie is unable bury me im dead.

 

[shy slave]

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?"

Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."

Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood Grandma's minister.

The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?"

The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."

The minister fainted.