how can i suck my own dick?

[NorthPole]

i now its not good but i dont have any female around and i didnot had sex from last 6 years.

i have tried it some times. but every time i got backcramp. i was able to take head in my mouth. maybe one of you know which position could be best in sucking my own dick.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

Have some ribs removed.

No, seriously. Use some lube. Buy a fake vagina, buy a sex doll. Don't injure yourself trying to suck your own cock.

 

[Zen_Life]

Anyone else having a certain scene from Clerks rush to their heads?

 

[I_Edwards]

Chop off your head.

(Sorry people, it was the first thing that popped into my head)

 

[LOST&FOUND]

A larger penis might help.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

Chop off your head.

Either one.


*snort*

 

[ChromeCollar]

If you can get the head of your own dick in your mouth, you must be pretty flexible. If your that desperate, keep working on it, your muscles will limber up. haha

 

[A7inchPhildo]

When you get more than 50 posts I will tell you the answer!

 

[tendril]

When you get more than 50 posts I will tell you the answer!

LMAO!

 

[Bobmi357]

You need to limber up!

Practice yoga daily and believe in yourself little grasshopper. Oh and being able to bend yourself backwards so you can kiss your own asshole is a plus too!

 

[I_Edwards]

Brown nosing yourself is the ultimate narcissm (and/or compliment)

 

[NorthPole]

well here is only one better reply that is to starting yoga. i will try it now. my own mouh is better than any bitch in the world.

 

[wicked woman]

Originally posted by NorthPole
well here is only one better reply that is to starting yoga. i will try it now. my own mouh is better than any bitch in the world.

Better get good at sucking your own dick with an attitude like that!

 

[sweet T]

Better get good at sucking your own dick with an attitude like that!

I agree..

This thread reminds me of a sit com , where the guy is in Yoga class for like years... with his head under his shirt... sucking himself off... ..

Assume the positon....

 

[NorthPole]

Better get good at sucking your own dick with an attitude like that!

ahhhh what a situation that pepole asking to keep trying on my own dick no one want to suck it off


LoL

 

[Ms_Lilith]

ahhhh what a situation that pepole asking to keep trying on my own dick no one want to suck it off


LoL

No, no, honey, you've misunderstood. Let me 'splain.

You had an attitude that was worth shit, and the insinuation was that with such an attitude, you'd never get a girl to suck it off anyway. So keep trying.

Perhaps if you'd kept the 'tude in check you might have had an offer.

 

[beansoup]

Why does a dog lick his balls?


Cause he can!

 

[SlickTony]

It can be done:

http://www.verd.com/goofy/priceless/pricelessblow4.jpg

 

[James G 5]

It can be done:

http://www.verd.com/goofy/priceless/pricelessblow4.jpg

That link's no good Tony
Here's a shot:
http://www.pridesites.com/autofellatio/aesite/aesplash/1man17s.jpg

 

[SlickTony]

Thanks James. I hate it hate it hate it when I post a link and it turns out to be no good.

 

[wicked woman]

Don't know if it's still there but there used to be a guy on the Am Pic forum who had pics of him sucking his own cock.

 

[VSE]

HMmm, not managed it that way, but if you're patient it can be done, though to be honest not entirely sure its worth the effort.

Basically whether you try the method in the above photo or sat down (find sitting on the edge of the bed easier) and going in from above it is going to take you some time to build up the flexibility necessary to get anywhere near your ol' fella.

How much work and effort involved is I guess going to be based pretty much on how flexible you are already and the size of your old man. I guess the bigger you are in relation to your height, the easier it is going to be.

 

[James G 5]

Don't know if it's still there but there used to be a guy on the Am Pic forum who had pics of him sucking his own cock.

Ron Jeremy actually got his start in porn (got noticed anyway) because he could do this when he was younger
(and MUCH slimmer...but no less hairy)

 

[wicked woman]

Originally posted by James G 5
Ron Jeremy actually got his start in porn (got noticed anyway) because he could do this when he was younger
(and MUCH slimmer...but no less hairy)

Damn! You mean Ron posted pics on here and I didn't swoon appropriately

 

[James G 5]

Damn! You mean Ron posted pics on here and I didn't swoon appropriately

LOL, no, I saw one of his very old videos and the story is pretty well know