How could we deliberately destroy the BDSM section of Literotica?

[Quint]

There's 20 smilies....I suggest we create a code substituting smilies for letters. I arbitrarily decree C, X, Y, V, Z, and Q to be the sacrificed letters, and I can do that because I'm typing in red, which means I'm a Domme, which means I'm in charge, which means I can do what I want and neener neener neener.

Honestly? From the title, I thought this was going to be about how to destroy the BDSM literature section of Lit, not the forum. I was getting pretty excited about that prospect.

 

[NemoAlia]

Hey now, there's nothing all that wrong with the BDSM literature section, is there?

Granted, I generally head for the non-consent when I'm looking for stroke stories, but it's nice to have a place for us all to put our "true stories" and love letters too, yes?

 

[Mr Blonde]

Progress Report

The destruction of the BDSM forums is right on schedule. Let me give the secret operatives their final instructions!

Subbies: Eu sou! Comece agora fora, isto é mais importante. Mesa Da Cidade Das Épocas? Discurso do funil de Hedda. Eu estou falando do bedroom de Norma Desmond. Não incomode com um homem da reescrita, fazem exame deste direto. Apronte? Porque o dia quebra sobre a casa do assassinato, Norma Desmond, famed a estrela do yesteryear, está em um estado de choque mental completo.

Dommies:

 

[redelicious]

Re: Progress Report

The destruction of the BDSM forums is right on schedule. Let me give the secret operatives their final instructions!

Subbies: Eu sou! Comece agora fora, isto é mais importante. Mesa Da Cidade Das Épocas? Discurso do funil de Hedda. Eu estou falando do bedroom de Norma Desmond. Não incomode com um homem da reescrita, fazem exame deste direto. Apronte? Porque o dia quebra sobre a casa do assassinato, Norma Desmond, famed a estrela do yesteryear, está em um estado de choque mental completo.

Dommies:

Portuguese to English:

I am! He starts now it are, that is more important. Table Of The City Of The Times? Speech of the funnel of Hedda. I am speaking of bedroom of Desmond Norm. He does not bother with a man of the rewrite, make examination of this right-hander. He prepares? Because the day breaks on the house of the murder, Desmond Norm, famed the star of yesteryear, is in a state of complete mental shock.

Ooooooooooooooooooo, so much clearer.

 

[Phoenix Stone]

Re: Progress Report

The destruction of the BDSM forums is right on schedule. Let me give the secret operatives their final instructions!

Subbies: Eu sou! Comece agora fora, isto é mais importante. Mesa Da Cidade Das Épocas? Discurso do funil de Hedda. Eu estou falando do bedroom de Norma Desmond. Não incomode com um homem da reescrita, fazem exame deste direto. Apronte? Porque o dia quebra sobre a casa do assassinato, Norma Desmond, famed a estrela do yesteryear, está em um estado de choque mental completo.

Dommies:

Hmm, interesting form of synesthesia. Hitherto, unknown?

 

[Vixandra]

I'm going with teal!
Why- cause blue's for Dom's, I'm not exactly a domme in the classic meaning of it, and I'm not a subbie by any stretch. So I'm teal.
Hmm... we could try making all subbies guess where the meanings of our names came from, searching through thread after thread to try to find it till they're cross eyed?

 

[Phoenix Stone]

Hmm... we could try making all subbies guess where the meanings of our names came from, searching through thread after thread to try to find it till they're cross eyed?

lol A little love-bite at a certain dom we all adore?

And how about we all go en masse into each new thread that gets started and, regardless of subject, post our own personal manifesto on 'Why I am superior to YOU.' Sub-categories of which include: Why the sex/life position I take -- and especially the way I express it -- is Superior to YOURS; why my subbiness is deeper/my domhood ordained by G-d.

Thank you for playing (you KNOW who you are. ) And whomever YOU are, who just read this and are getting mad, well of course I couldn't possibly have meant You, I was talking about that Other guy/gal. Which brings me to another useful idea: we could then each write a very long post of qualifiers and collective/individual disclaimers, such as "I meant no geographic, political or other types of offense to your people or peoples, and nothing I've said is meant to imply that I mean it to apply to anyone who has suffered rl Satanic incestual ritual abuse by cross-dressers. In fact, I Myself...."

And I think we should just all switch to using One smilie and ending all our posts with it. Best are probably, the tongue, the wink, the dancing banana, Everyone using the devil might be impressive, but my personal favorite is the blankfaced, inane classic:

Ps. You know something kinda cool? While unfortunately the how-to board is afraid of the GB, the GB seems to be afraid of us. Don't know why....

 

[Etoile]

Ps. You know something kinda cool? While unfortunately the how-to board is afraid of the GB, the GB seems to be afraid of us. Don't know why....

I'm not afraid of the GB, but I can't be bothered with it.

 

[Phoenix Stone]

Ah, but you see, that's one of the many nice things about this forum -- they don't come here much, which, for me, means less time being po'ed over stupid stuff, so I can spend more time being po'ed over stuff that Really Matters!

Oh, and sorry for hijacking the 'how we could...ddtbsol' thread. Hey, that's another way! Just keep going to threads on, say, rimming, and ask how to make the colors work.
How Do we make the colors work when we type, anyway? And is there a rainbow button for people who can't make up their minds?

 

[Etoile]

How Do we make the colors work when we type, anyway? And is there a rainbow button for people who can't make up their minds?

The syntax is:
[ color=blue] blahblah [ /color ]
producing:
blahblah

As for rainbow...you have to do it by hand!

 

[Xelebes]

We could require that all subs post in pink , and all switches in green.

I suddenly feel so effeminate.

 

[Etoile]

I suddenly feel so effeminate.

You say that as if it's a bad thing!

 

[FungiUg]

So I'm teal.

Does that make you a duck?

 

[FungiUg]

Re: Re: Progress Report

Portuguese to English:

I am! He starts now it are, that is more important. Table Of The City Of The Times? Speech of the funnel of Hedda. I am speaking of bedroom of Desmond Norm. He does not bother with a man of the rewrite, make examination of this right-hander. He prepares? Because the day breaks on the house of the murder, Desmond Norm, famed the star of yesteryear, is in a state of complete mental shock.

Ooooooooooooooooooo, so much clearer.

Hey, what happened to the coke spew alert?!!!

(I laughed myself silly over this one!)

 

[Xelebes]

You say that as if it's a bad thing!

I like to feel pain, not feel effeminate.

 

[FungiUg]

Excellent! Someone dislikes the plan -- one step closer to our target!

 

[Xelebes]

It certainly feels odd at first, but then I might start enjoying typing in deep pink. It gives me some nostalgic chuckles whenever I see text in deep pink though from other messageboards.

 

[Vixandra]

Does that make you a duck?

Why a duck? Or perhaps the better question is to ask if you've ever been stung by a dead bee...
Okay, I'm done punning around.
I am not a duck. Least not that I know of... I'm more a canine creature then an avian one.
As for Cafe destruction-
We could fill the first page with "How to take over the World" threads, BDSM style?

 

[FungiUg]

Why a duck?

Well... a Teal is a type of duck. I know, you would never have guessed!

 

[Vixandra]

Well... a Teal is a type of duck. I know, you would never have guessed!

Oh yeah... I remember reading 'bout that at one point or another.
Perhaps teal shouldn't be my color then...
Very well, perhaps I shall go with dark red. Don't know what a "dark red" would be... brings to mind the "Red hot Riding Hood" cartoon by Tex Avery but that's a whole different topic.

I kinda like that one one ggl...

So if I'm in a particularly dominant mood, should I be writing in that color instead?...

...oh there's another idea for bringing down the forum; we could create a color code that indicates mood/ emotions... & then berate other people for not knowing that they have indicated a foul mood by typing in black.

I wasn't serious about making newbies look up name meanings, was just poking a bit of fun at Fungi
And moods- shoot, I'd have to change colors multiple times in a given thread. That's just WAY to complicated. And the rainbows might give people head aches.

 

[Phoenix Stone]

I like to feel pain, not feel effeminate.

So if you do not like it, does it give you Pain to feel effeminate? mission accomplished!

Or is the feeling more, like Sunfox might say, of a 'I don't not like it Sam I am, I do not like green eggs and ham,' feeling?

Ennui, perhaps? Let us Explore your Feeling of not liking feeling effeminate.

And let's Philosophize on its deeper meaning.
Let me take Offense at your not liking feeling effeminate. Let me Explain that I like feeling Feminate, though perhaps not Fully Effeminate.
I did Not see any disclaimers in your post, no you did not say, 'Of Course, it is fine for Others who Do like feeling Effeminate.' Nor did you refer Even Once to the History of Effeminance. Or to whether you are a Sub or a Slave and should even be Allowed to Express such a preference. No, no Xelebes, so far you have No Chance of destroying BDSM singlehandedly. Piker.

I do not Know you, yet already I can Feel the Love, emanating from you towards me, from afar, at being understood so well. That would be my subbie telepathy kicking in.

 

[Phoenix Stone]

I wasn't serious about ....

All the better!!
All joking posts and suggestions must hereby be taken seriously and become permanently required of all. We should have a separate section, not unlike the library, of dos and don'ts that you are required to read and adhere to before being allowed to post.

And what is the taking over the world bdsm style idea? Sounds rather delicious. I vote James Spader president.

And thank you, Etoile -- you may be Vice! President -- a Most important role in the new regime.

 

[Xelebes]

So if you do not like it, does it give you Pain to feel effeminate? mission accomplished!

Or is the feeling more, like Sunfox might say, of a 'I don't not like it Sam I am, I do not like green eggs and ham,' feeling?

Ennui, perhaps? Let us Explore your Feeling of not liking feeling effeminate.

And let's Philosophize on its deeper meaning.
Let me take Offense at your not liking feeling effeminate. Let me Explain that I like feeling Feminate, though perhaps not Fully Effeminate.
I did Not see any disclaimers in your post, no you did not say, 'Of Course, it is fine for Others who Do like feeling Effeminate.' Nor did you refer Even Once to the History of Effeminance. Or to whether you are a Sub or a Slave and should even be Allowed to Express such a preference. No, no Xelebes, so far you have No Chance of destroying BDSM singlehandedly. Piker.

I do not Know you, yet already I can Feel the Love, emanating from you towards me, from afar, at being understood so well. That would be my subbie telepathy kicking in.

Well, to tell the truth I don't like mental pain much but rather the glancing pain to followed by the comforting feelings afterward. If you wanted to know I am a sub, not a slave. And telepathy? Where do I get that? I am also kinda enjoying changing the colour of my posts... it's kinda cool. Deeppink is actually quite a nice colour to read with.

 

[m wisdom]

I wasn't serious about making newbies look up name meanings, was just poking a bit of fun at Fungi
And moods- shoot, I'd have to change colors multiple times in a given thread. That's just WAY to complicated. And the rainbows might give people head aches. [/B]

Giving people a headache everytime they visit should do the trick.

 

[Phoenix Stone]

If you wanted to know I am a sub, not a slave. And telepathy? Where do I get that?

I think only the Deep Deep True subs, such as Moi/moi have the deep True telepathy that i have already demonstrated to you (where you struck by my magnificance when I read your inner feelings so well? notice I do Not capitalize magnificence, as mine is a subbie form.)

But I will share mine.... we true subs Always share Everything. And why are you not a slave? Jeeez, what's wrong with you anyway? (holding hand up and waving it to volunteer answer!) Ooh, ooh! I have a color for the slaves! Clear (invisible ink)!