How could we deliberately destroy the BDSM section of Literotica?

[Phoenix Stone]

whoopsy

 

[Phoenix Stone]

nope, didn't work.

 

[Xelebes]

I think only the Deep Deep True subs, such as Moi/moi have the deep True telepathy that i have already demonstrated to you (where you struck by my magnificance when I read your inner feelings so well? notice I do Not capitalize magnificence, as mine is a subbie form.)

But I will share mine.... we true subs Always share Everything. And why are you not a slave? Jeeez, what's wrong with you anyway? (holding hand up and waving it to volunteer answer!) Ooh, ooh! I have a color for the slaves! Clear (invisible ink)!

Why did I read your post without pressing the quote button. Me eyes! *gouges out my etes* Anyway, your description was very broad, akin to many horoscopes and the sort. Call me a skeptic Hmm... I wonder what would happen if I were not so skeptic? Hmmm... I'll think about that later. As for colour for slaves - chose brown. As in, the surname which means a plainman, a serf, a slave. Also, about being a slave... I don't know if I am really a slave or just a sub. Cuz you know... never having a girlfriend kinda hinders things a bit.

 

[Phoenix Stone]

JUST a MERE sub? And one with DOUBTS? And you DARE to SPEAK? In the general presence of who knows how many Much more Worthy Lurking true deep slaves? All right, all right... I'll start pickiing on somebody my own size.

Rosco around?

well not my Literal size, as I'm only 5'5" but my Figurative size (ok, I'm a size 8) but the size of my Board Presence. The size of my SOUL. Which, is, Of Course, the same thing...blah, blah, blah....

and thus we have my hidden agenda -- the Dreaded Thread Killing. Best accomplished by going on and on about one's own self until everyone, well, FungiUp anyway, has fallen asleep. (Let's see, that's 2 FungiUp tickling posts, from me and Vixandra, and still no appearance of the Great Cloak-ed one.)

As for you, dear little confused subbie, you may join the dear little confused subbie club, of which I am a member. Maybe we can shape you up to join the Subbrats, next. It's kinda like the Scouts or Brownies, dontcha know. Gotta work your way up.
Like to see the chart and timeline??

ps. all those horoscope writers are just copying my greatness.

 

[Etoile]

Giving people a headache everytime they visit should do the trick.

Holy shit. Now that's masochism! Or wait, do you have the fancy editor where it's just a drop-down box? If you really typed all those...yikes.

 

[Xelebes]

JUST a MERE sub? And one with DOUBTS? And you DARE to SPEAK? In the general presence of who knows how many Much more Worthy Lurking true deep slaves? All right, all right... I'll start pickiing on somebody my own size.

Rosco around?

well not my Literal size, as I'm only 5'5" but my Figurative size (ok, I'm a size 8) but the size of my Board Presence. The size of my SOUL. Which, is, Of Course, the same thing...blah, blah, blah....

and thus we have my hidden agenda -- the Dreaded Thread Killing. Best accomplished by going on and on about one's own self until everyone, well, FungiUp anyway, has fallen asleep. (Let's see, that's 2 FungiUp tickling posts, from me and Vixandra, and still no appearance of the Great Cloak-ed one.)

As for you, dear little confused subbie, you may join the dear little confused subbie club, of which I am a member. Maybe we can shape you up to join the Subbrats, next. It's kinda like the Scouts or Brownies, dontcha know. Gotta work your way up.
Like to see the chart and timeline??

ps. all those horoscope writers are just copying my greatness.

Yeah, as I said I only realised that masochism with sex was fun only a few months ago. I only have one other friend who I know that is BDSM but he's a guy and that just doesn't do it for me. So right now I am very new to this. I still don't even know what vanilla sex is! 8O

 

[Etoile]

And let's Philosophize on its deeper meaning.
Let me take Offense at your not liking feeling effeminate. Let me Explain that I like feeling Feminate, though perhaps not Fully Effeminate.
I did Not see any disclaimers in your post, no you did not say, 'Of Course, it is fine for Others who Do like feeling Effeminate.' Nor did you refer Even Once to the History of Effeminance. Or to whether you are a Sub or a Slave and should even be Allowed to Express such a preference. No, no Xelebes, so far you have No Chance of destroying BDSM singlehandedly. Piker.

While I know Phoenix Stone was (mostly) kidding around, I kind of did take offense at Xelebes's terse "I like to feel pain, not feel effeminate." comment. It seems to denigrate those males who do enjoy feeling effeminate. It came across to me that way, and others may have heard it that way too. A little more explanation might have made the comment less harsh.

 

[Etoile]

And what is the taking over the world bdsm style idea? Sounds rather delicious. I vote James Spader president.

And thank you, Etoile -- you may be Vice! President -- a Most important role in the new regime.

Why thank you! I am especially pleased with this honor because my girlfriend totally has the hots for James Spader. She calls him her "Yummy Boy" and we always end up watching James Spader movies when they're on TV. She will be delighted to know that I will have a position so close to him - I'm sure I can get her an "in" with the President.

 

[Xelebes]

While I know Phoenix Stone was (mostly) kidding around, I kind of did take offense at Xelebes's terse "I like to feel pain, not feel effeminate." comment. It seems to denigrate those males who do enjoy feeling effeminate. It came across to me that way, and others may have heard it that way too. A little more explanation might have made the comment less harsh.

I'm sorry about that. Didn't mean to offend. I just wanted to say for me it was not the best feeling that I could endure.

 

[FungiUg]

You know, once we have everybody trapped in this regimine of using the "correct" colour to signify their particular bent, we are bound to run into people who decide their kink is to flaunt the rules... we need to be prepared for that!

 

[Etoile]

Maybe we can shape you up to join the Subbrats, next. It's kinda like the Scouts or Brownies, dontcha know. Gotta work your way up.
Like to see the chart and timeline??

Bratty subs are something else altogether, actually! I think they're similar to SAMs but I can't find the awesome resource I used to know about bratty subs. It was on a site that included other BDSM resources, and there was a discussion forum I participated in too. The webmaster's sub was a "bratty sub" and she had a section of the website about it. Does anybody remember this? Meanwhile I did find this link about uppity subs.

 

[Xelebes]

You know, once we have everybody trapped in this regimine of using the "correct" colour to signify their particular bent, we are bound to run into people who decide their kink is to flaunt the rules... we need to be prepared for that!

Let's keep it to this thread please.

 

[Etoile]

I'm sorry about that. Didn't mean to offend. I just wanted to say for me it was not the best feeling that I could endure.

That's okay. You seem to be less verbose than some of us, but there's a point where being terse turns into not giving enough information!

 

[Etoile]

You know, once we have everybody trapped in this regimine of using the "correct" colour to signify their particular bent, we are bound to run into people who decide their kink is to flaunt the rules... we need to be prepared for that!

Hey wait, aren't you supposed to be using green? I'm so confused!

 

[Etoile]

Let's keep it to this thread please.

Aw, but the point was to deliberately destroy the BDSM section!

 

[Xelebes]

Aw, but the point was to deliberately destroy the BDSM section!

I wonder if it really would kill the BDSM forums with the personality-colour schematics. Might be interesting, lol. Though I don't think it would tear the place down - only make this place look more colourful.

 

[Phoenix Stone]

Bratty subs are something else altogether, actually! I think they're similar to SAMs but I can't find the awesome resource I used to know about bratty subs. It was on a site that included other BDSM resources, and there was a discussion forum I participated in too. The webmaster's sub was a "bratty sub" and she had a section of the website about it. Does anybody remember this? Meanwhile I did find this link about uppity subs.

Ah, jeez, you destroyed my evil scheme! Telling all confused newbies about the Levels to which one can Ascend, each with it's own timeline!
Just for that, I'm putting bratty subs at the Top.
hmmph. Your risking your v.presidency, here, ya know. Keep it up and you may just have to settle for Congressional Aide.

Seriously, I liked your sources. Could talk or do thread sometime on -- bratty sub versus the earnest kind: are brats an Inferior Species?

Or subbrat versus 'coming out' as a sincere switch.

Or smartassness: Genetic or Environmental? Too many heavy metals in our water?

Or Warrior Sub: Avocation or Deepseated distrust of Humanity?

Or...

 

[Phoenix Stone]

Yeah, as I said I only realised that masochism with sex was fun only a few months ago. I only have one other friend who I know that is BDSM but he's a guy and that just doesn't do it for me. So right now I am very new to this. I still don't even know what vanilla sex is! 8O

Vanilla sex: any flavor but the kind I do! Seriously, vanilla is used mostly for mainstream or non-kinky or plain or nice but normal or G-rated or....

I'm not even going to Ask you how you figured out that masochism with sex is fun when you are a het virgin and have only one male friend who is bdsm.... Enjoyable accident with a zipper?

(Sorry, I Really can't help myself when i get in this mood.) Anyway, take a look in the library for interesting reads.
And welcome!

 

[Xelebes]

Well, I knew I was slightly masochistiv anyways. I mean I remember grade 7 and tried to see how many times I could my head against the desk before the teacher stopped me and stopped being fun. The number was around 130 or so and it was the teacher who stopped me. I'm like that, I enjoyed doing it.

I know that I like pain/pleasure or the after-sensation from pain. I know that much. I know I like watersports and face-sitting (I know what it is, trust me and I've gained interest through reading the stories and such) and a few other oddities. All I know is that it kinda interested me. I guess I will truly find outif I really like it once a domme gets a hand on me.

 

[Etoile]

Ah, jeez, you destroyed my evil scheme! Telling all confused newbies about the Levels to which one can Ascend, each with it's own timeline!
Just for that, I'm putting bratty subs at the Top.
hmmph. Your risking your v.presidency, here, ya know. Keep it up and you may just have to settle for Congressional Aide.

Hey wait, if James Spader is president and I'm vice president, what are you? I think Grand Poobah would work?

Seriously, I liked your sources. Could talk or do thread sometime on -- bratty sub versus the earnest kind: are brats an Inferior Species?

Or subbrat versus 'coming out' as a sincere switch.

Or smartassness: Genetic or Environmental? Too many heavy metals in our water?

Or Warrior Sub: Avocation or Deepseated distrust of Humanity?

Or...

Actually, I rather like that idea for discussion! If I can ever dig up that old website I will try to start some discussion.

 

[m wisdom]

Holy shit. Now that's masochism! Or wait, do you have the fancy editor where it's just a drop-down box? If you really typed all those...yikes.

I was bored, and I was trying to avoid doing the things I should do, like clean up my appartment and so.

That, and I'm a swith so didn't know what color to use.

 

[Vixandra]

Originally posted by Phoenix Stone and thus we have my hidden agenda -- the Dreaded Thread Killing. Best accomplished by going on and on about one's own self until everyone, well, FungiUp anyway, has fallen asleep. (Let's see, that's 2 FungiUp tickling posts, from me and Vixandra, and still no appearance of the Great Cloak-ed one.)

I don't think Fungi's fallen asleep.
And when did I get tickled? Oh, someone's in trouble!
This is quite a bemiffing development! Bemiffing indeed!
But, since I am in a rather calm mood (a hot bath'll do that to me) I shall not get too bemiffed over it.
Must be those new bath salts...

 

[FungiUg]

I'm not asleep -- I'm just practicing my deep breathing techniques. Thankfully I'm not ticklish. Hey, stay away from the feet... away from the feet!!!

 

[Mr Blonde]

How about if we all started using insanely large sig tags?

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Nah

Let's invite bytor home to meet the parents.