How do I not be a Lit Virgin

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How long did it take you Ogg?

He and I don't interact in the slightest, but I always imagined OggBashan, given his ancient near-east name, as a stowaway Phoenician lad (likely from Carthage, the rat bastard) clinging desperately to the hull of a ship. During a particularly perilous seasonal storm, a fish of sorts came up from the waters and attempted to swallow him whole. Sadly, Ogg's cock is simply too large, and so the lad lost his virginity rather shockingly.

Defeated, the fish went and found Jonah, a much smaller target.
 
Is it wrong to post on the virgin tread so you will not longer be a virgin? That's post # 11, 19 to go. :)
 
I found an answer to how to be able to remove my virgin status and it does not depend on how many post I placed. Just go into your Lit Control Panel and the left hand side you will see “Options”. After you enter your biography, the next box says “title”. That is where you can put whatever you want your title to be. Now if it was this painless in real life. Wait that is probably a post for a different thread.
 
I found an answer to how to be able to remove my virgin status and it does not depend on how many post I placed. Just go into your Lit Control Panel and the left hand side you will see “Options”. After you enter your biography, the next box says “title”. That is where you can put whatever you want your title to be. Now if it was this painless in real life. Wait that is probably a post for a different thread.
Cherry no longer. Enjoy. :)
 
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