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There is a recent twice-exhumed thread about "the perfect breast size" (thankfully closed now) that made me curious about my own tendencies in describing the breasts of my breast-having characters. So I looked through my currently published stories and gathered as many of them as I could.
Starting with my most recent story first and working backwards...
Scent Like Roses: two male characters, no breast descriptions. But one of them is very well hung, if that counts.
We Dig Your Vibe: an FFM threesome, of sorts. Breast haver #1: "I'm pudgy, and I have the big hips and tits to go with it. People just assume you're an easy pickup." Breast haver #2: "She has an explosion of freckles across her flat chest, and blazing red pubic hair."
The Boogeyman: two male characters. No breasts involved.
Eva's Tale: "I squeeze my chubby tit through my top as I feel a calm, abiding warmth in my entire body."
Plain Jane: "His eyes light up when he sees the spectacular tits that I keep hidden under my giant sweaters. In some ways, all men are the same."
Better Than Porn: another FFM threesome of sorts. I purposely leaned into the cliches of pornography for this one, so I don't know how representative it is. "The two of them get down low with their faces above my lap, their pillowy tits resting on my thighs."
Gift Givers: two lesbian characters. Breast haver #1: "She collected the clothes into a ball against her large, heavy breast." Breast haver #2: "Immediately in front of her, she saw a flat, smooth belly, flanked with tattoos, jewel in the navel, and above that, two stainless steam barbells that shined in the dark against draperies of long black hair and areolas the color of warm umber."
Storyteller: "I untie it, pull up until she says 'when,' then tie it again, careful not to let the string slip and expose her flat chest."
WIWAW - Dear Straight Men: no breasts in sight.
The Virgin Islands: a gay romance between a cis man and a trans man. For what it's worth, the trans man does briefly describe what his breasts were like, pre-top surgery. "If you're thinking of asking how big they were before, they were almost nonexistent. A friend even asked me if there was any point in top surgery since I was already so flat... I didn't think it was funny then, but it's kind of funny now. If I had a shirt on, some people didn't notice a difference. But I could tell."
Pro Gamer Moves: a gay stroker. No boobs.
Hapless Charlie: "God blessed me with a plump, shapely ass. Sure, he gave me a tummy roll, narrow hips, small tits, and a face that usually earns me compliments about my personality."
The Old Man and the Pool: more gay shit.
Take Off Your Robe and Get In: Trans girl sleeps with the mother of her ex-boyfriend. The girl: "I screw up my courage and adjust the front of the robe to flatter my tiny tits." The mother: "Her tits are big enough to show the weight of age. Her areolas are dark."
Summer of Sydney: a whole novella full of breast havers. #1: "She wore the tiniest white bikini, which barely covered her small breasts and apparently hairless pubic mound." #2: "She had big tits for such a slim girl, with big hard nipples and little pale areolas." #3: "Her breasts were two nice little handfuls, with pale, puffy areolas. They hung slightly heavy." #4: "She wore a sheer blue maxi skirt, which did nothing to hide her legs or her hairy pubis, and a necklace of flowers, which did nothing to hide her tiny, slightly downturned tits." #5: "I sucked one of her big, hard nipples, her areola so wide and flat, covering so much of her huge heavy tit."
Locker Room Talk, Dear Straight Men, Dear Straight Men 2: gay, gay, gay.
Ghost of a Flea: " I knelt over her and finished myself by my own hand, spilling my seed on her--first, her thick neck, then her heavy breasts, then her nipples, pale and pink and broad as tea saucers."
Claire's Belly: an age-gap lesbian fling. Breast haver #1: "Cute little tits with dark little nipples." #2: "Big tits, big belly, big bush, big everything."
Erotic Flash Fiction: several ultra-short stories, just one breast description. "Naked, you loom--shaved head, small tits, nipple piercings, thick hips and thighs, big, sensuous belly draping your pubis."
Carefully, I Hurt You: "Your body, strung up by the over-the-door straps with your wrists bound above your head, all big tits and big belly and wide hips and big thighs... god, it's beautiful."
The Pearl Diver: a solo story, of sorts. No breast description in this one, maybe because there are no other humans in the story to observe them.
Strange Luck at the Pool Hall: "She had string bikini tanlines and little tits with light brown nipples."
Sound Sleepers: No breast description in this one.
Johnny Hedonic: gay.
M.U.F.F.: an erotic novel with many breasts. Breast haver #1: "She admires her tiny breasts, little dewdrop nipples, her belly made taut by field hockey." #2: "I thread my arms underneath hers, grip her heavy breasts, so big that they overfill my hands, touch her nipples--so sensitive!--and give her neck little suckling kisses." #3: "She's wearing a pair of black panties with a wide lacy waistband that comes up to her navel, and a matching longline bralette that strains to hold her massive tits." #4: "Her swaying tits, large and full, just a little heavy with age. Big, sharply defined nipples." #5: "She has small breasts, held by a black balconette bra."
She Smiles With Her Eyes: "She stands with her bare, muscular arms and torso out, her small bust contained in a no-frills black sports bra with a wide elastic band."
12 Short Stories About Sex: A lonely man on a bit of an odyssey, told in vignettes. Two breast-having sexual partners in this one. #1: "I slide a hand up her tank top and cup her big, heavy tit in my hand while she searches in vain for a condom." #2: "But she has a physicality that I can't ignore--her long limbs, her tiny breasts, areolas nearly invisible."
The Houseguest: A cuckolding story. One of the few I've written that I've left up, mostly because I like the way it doubles back a couple times to show the same events from overlapping POVs. "She smiles and laughs, a lilting, musical laugh that makes her tummy and her large, heavy breasts bob."
Carol: An FFM threesome with a queer twist. Breast haver #1: "My hips are small, my ass is small, my tits are non-existent." #2: "She's a fat hourglass with big tits and a wide ass."
Against Fogged Glass: a lesbian stroker. #1: "My breasts are big and heavy, veined and pleated with stretch marks." #2: "It barely covers your modest breasts."
There's Always Someone Listening: The sex in this story is heard, not seen. No breast description.
Scent of a Woman: another lesbian stroker, but this one has an anal fixation, so no breast descriptions. If you want a detailed physical description of a woman's anus, this is your story.
Morning Exercise: yet another lesbian stroker, which I guess I wrote a lot of in early days. "She's not as big as me, but she's a healthy, modestly endowed girl. Her nipples are dark, almost purple, with a horizontal barbell through each."
What have I learned here? I think I definitely have themes I return to, possibly certain cliches I've developed. But I can't say I favor any particular kind of breast in my stories, maybe because the breast-having partners I've been with in real life have been pretty dissimilar to one another. Human bodies are beautiful in their diversity in real life. Why not in fiction?
Starting with my most recent story first and working backwards...
Scent Like Roses: two male characters, no breast descriptions. But one of them is very well hung, if that counts.
We Dig Your Vibe: an FFM threesome, of sorts. Breast haver #1: "I'm pudgy, and I have the big hips and tits to go with it. People just assume you're an easy pickup." Breast haver #2: "She has an explosion of freckles across her flat chest, and blazing red pubic hair."
The Boogeyman: two male characters. No breasts involved.
Eva's Tale: "I squeeze my chubby tit through my top as I feel a calm, abiding warmth in my entire body."
Plain Jane: "His eyes light up when he sees the spectacular tits that I keep hidden under my giant sweaters. In some ways, all men are the same."
Better Than Porn: another FFM threesome of sorts. I purposely leaned into the cliches of pornography for this one, so I don't know how representative it is. "The two of them get down low with their faces above my lap, their pillowy tits resting on my thighs."
Gift Givers: two lesbian characters. Breast haver #1: "She collected the clothes into a ball against her large, heavy breast." Breast haver #2: "Immediately in front of her, she saw a flat, smooth belly, flanked with tattoos, jewel in the navel, and above that, two stainless steam barbells that shined in the dark against draperies of long black hair and areolas the color of warm umber."
Storyteller: "I untie it, pull up until she says 'when,' then tie it again, careful not to let the string slip and expose her flat chest."
WIWAW - Dear Straight Men: no breasts in sight.
The Virgin Islands: a gay romance between a cis man and a trans man. For what it's worth, the trans man does briefly describe what his breasts were like, pre-top surgery. "If you're thinking of asking how big they were before, they were almost nonexistent. A friend even asked me if there was any point in top surgery since I was already so flat... I didn't think it was funny then, but it's kind of funny now. If I had a shirt on, some people didn't notice a difference. But I could tell."
Pro Gamer Moves: a gay stroker. No boobs.
Hapless Charlie: "God blessed me with a plump, shapely ass. Sure, he gave me a tummy roll, narrow hips, small tits, and a face that usually earns me compliments about my personality."
The Old Man and the Pool: more gay shit.
Take Off Your Robe and Get In: Trans girl sleeps with the mother of her ex-boyfriend. The girl: "I screw up my courage and adjust the front of the robe to flatter my tiny tits." The mother: "Her tits are big enough to show the weight of age. Her areolas are dark."
Summer of Sydney: a whole novella full of breast havers. #1: "She wore the tiniest white bikini, which barely covered her small breasts and apparently hairless pubic mound." #2: "She had big tits for such a slim girl, with big hard nipples and little pale areolas." #3: "Her breasts were two nice little handfuls, with pale, puffy areolas. They hung slightly heavy." #4: "She wore a sheer blue maxi skirt, which did nothing to hide her legs or her hairy pubis, and a necklace of flowers, which did nothing to hide her tiny, slightly downturned tits." #5: "I sucked one of her big, hard nipples, her areola so wide and flat, covering so much of her huge heavy tit."
Locker Room Talk, Dear Straight Men, Dear Straight Men 2: gay, gay, gay.
Ghost of a Flea: " I knelt over her and finished myself by my own hand, spilling my seed on her--first, her thick neck, then her heavy breasts, then her nipples, pale and pink and broad as tea saucers."
Claire's Belly: an age-gap lesbian fling. Breast haver #1: "Cute little tits with dark little nipples." #2: "Big tits, big belly, big bush, big everything."
Erotic Flash Fiction: several ultra-short stories, just one breast description. "Naked, you loom--shaved head, small tits, nipple piercings, thick hips and thighs, big, sensuous belly draping your pubis."
Carefully, I Hurt You: "Your body, strung up by the over-the-door straps with your wrists bound above your head, all big tits and big belly and wide hips and big thighs... god, it's beautiful."
The Pearl Diver: a solo story, of sorts. No breast description in this one, maybe because there are no other humans in the story to observe them.
Strange Luck at the Pool Hall: "She had string bikini tanlines and little tits with light brown nipples."
Sound Sleepers: No breast description in this one.
Johnny Hedonic: gay.
M.U.F.F.: an erotic novel with many breasts. Breast haver #1: "She admires her tiny breasts, little dewdrop nipples, her belly made taut by field hockey." #2: "I thread my arms underneath hers, grip her heavy breasts, so big that they overfill my hands, touch her nipples--so sensitive!--and give her neck little suckling kisses." #3: "She's wearing a pair of black panties with a wide lacy waistband that comes up to her navel, and a matching longline bralette that strains to hold her massive tits." #4: "Her swaying tits, large and full, just a little heavy with age. Big, sharply defined nipples." #5: "She has small breasts, held by a black balconette bra."
She Smiles With Her Eyes: "She stands with her bare, muscular arms and torso out, her small bust contained in a no-frills black sports bra with a wide elastic band."
12 Short Stories About Sex: A lonely man on a bit of an odyssey, told in vignettes. Two breast-having sexual partners in this one. #1: "I slide a hand up her tank top and cup her big, heavy tit in my hand while she searches in vain for a condom." #2: "But she has a physicality that I can't ignore--her long limbs, her tiny breasts, areolas nearly invisible."
The Houseguest: A cuckolding story. One of the few I've written that I've left up, mostly because I like the way it doubles back a couple times to show the same events from overlapping POVs. "She smiles and laughs, a lilting, musical laugh that makes her tummy and her large, heavy breasts bob."
Carol: An FFM threesome with a queer twist. Breast haver #1: "My hips are small, my ass is small, my tits are non-existent." #2: "She's a fat hourglass with big tits and a wide ass."
Against Fogged Glass: a lesbian stroker. #1: "My breasts are big and heavy, veined and pleated with stretch marks." #2: "It barely covers your modest breasts."
There's Always Someone Listening: The sex in this story is heard, not seen. No breast description.
Scent of a Woman: another lesbian stroker, but this one has an anal fixation, so no breast descriptions. If you want a detailed physical description of a woman's anus, this is your story.
Morning Exercise: yet another lesbian stroker, which I guess I wrote a lot of in early days. "She's not as big as me, but she's a healthy, modestly endowed girl. Her nipples are dark, almost purple, with a horizontal barbell through each."
What have I learned here? I think I definitely have themes I return to, possibly certain cliches I've developed. But I can't say I favor any particular kind of breast in my stories, maybe because the breast-having partners I've been with in real life have been pretty dissimilar to one another. Human bodies are beautiful in their diversity in real life. Why not in fiction?