gunhilltrain
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We should have a thread rating vehicles by how usable they are for sex. The XK-E seems like one of the worst, although any sports car would be a "competitor." Ah, what did you mean by "lip lock?"Over a half-century ago, I was home on leave from my first USAF posting in Thule AFB, Greenland. Friends tried to set me up with a few of the available young women they knew. After a couple of terrible group dates to drive-in movies where I sat on the hood of the car while my supposed date made out with someone else in the car, they finally found someone who would go out with me solo.
I didn't have a car, but my aunt loaned me hers. She'd just bought a Jaguar XK E-Type. She'd never married and was more my mom than my mom was. I 'helped' her decide the Jag was a sound choice.
Anyway, I showed up for the date, driving the yellow XKE. Did I mention I was a virgin at the time? She said she wanted to show me where she worked. We went maybe a mile to a business park, where she showed me how she monitored the robots that made computer chips. This was 1972, so this was very impressive.
Back at the Jag, and being the idiotic young dweeb that I was (and still am, for that matter), I opened her door first so she could get in. Even though I was utterly inexperienced in such issues, I knew her lip lock before I opened the door indicated she wanted something more than a ride home.
Sex in the front passenger seat of a Jag XKE 2+2 is almost impossible, but not quite. I broke the air conditioner, and blood from my sandpapered knees showed through my jeans the next day.
When sex is involved, where there's a will, there's a way.
A problem I've written about is finding a place to park with some privacy. I guess I like to think about challenges, but it seems particularly difficult to find some place in a big city during the daytime. Near the end of this story:
https://classic.literotica.com/s/the-unexpected-girlfriend-ch-04
. . .the young couple parks behind Jay Gould's mausoleum in Woodlawn Cemetery, New York.
https://images.findagrave.com/photos/2019/86/7804567_ffbcbeaf-ecfb-42df-8948-e1593825edaf.jpeg
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