Never. I exercise at home.
HOIAW do you eat dessert?
As many as possible


HOIAW do you eat out?
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Never. I exercise at home.
HOIAW do you eat dessert?


As many as possible
HOIAW do you eat out?
About three -- dinner once and lunch once or twice (depending on if I remember to bring it with me to work or not)
HDIAW do you eat seafood?
Alomst everyday...I live on the beach!
How often do you watch naughty vids?
One or twice.
HOIAW do you masturbate to stories on Lit?
Once or twice a day
HOIAW do you call mom or dad?
I know it's just wrong to ask that following a question about masturbation.![]()

A couple of times a week
HOIAWDY do you cook breakfast??
L![]()
lol... nevrNever, Pirates don't cook!
HOIAWDY use pirate language?
lol... nevr
HOIAWDY commit a random act of kindness for a stranger?
Whenever i go outside in my day's travels. I have a rum cake to give away now.
HOIAWDY do you stop and help someone in need?
As soon as I see someone who needs it
HOIAWDY crave a cuddle?
After midnight always!
HOIAWDY......crave human contact?
Everyday
HOIAWDY do you miss your childhood?
I don't, as I am still living in it.
HOIAWDY....wish you were on a swing on your playground swinging as high as you ever have?
HOIAWDY crave something you know you shouldn't have?
Too many times to give a number to. Not giving in to those cravings allows me to keep my job.
HOIAWDY fantasize about having sex with someone who would be shocked to learn that you had any sexual thoughts about him or her at all?
When on lit often
HOIAWDY fantasize about a tryst with a friends spouse or significant other?
When I come across their name in my contacts list.
How often in a week do you ...
... indulge yourself in a guilty pleasure?

Often...for me it is fresh flowers and foot massages...they make me happy
How often in a week do you change bath towels...
Every couple of days. I always seem to leave it in my room, and the idea of streaking back to get it doesn't seem ideal with male roommates.
How often in a week do you treat yourself to some TLC?
daily - usually in the afternoons on here,
HOITWDY have an alcoholic drink?
Some weeks? None. This week? Twice.
HOITWDY do your grocery shopping? (weird question, I know, but I'm curious)
Once. We live in a rural location, so we try to get everything on a single visit.
HOIAWDY go to the pub / a bar?
Once a week. I also live in a rural area, so it's mandatory!
HOIAWDY participate in a sport? And what kind of sport?
A week?? Um...7?
How many times a week do you read a book for fun?