How Old Are You?

[sweetnpetite]

Re: Okay, SnP, I'll bite!

I read somewhere that no woman ever gets older than 18 in her heart--the rest is just experience. So I'm 18 with 21 years' experience.

That's funny- I always say that men are always 19 in their minds.

That dawned on me when I was hit on by a man who looked like he might turn to dust if you touched him.

 

[sweetnpetite]

*whispers*The old folks are falling apart!

don't get to cocky- it'll happen to you too

 

[sweetnpetite]

Ok, I decided to read this thread cos I was interested in people's ages. But then I found myself reading all of Maths' wit and humour and miss her more at the moment. (Please don't anyone tell me to get over it.)

I turned 58 last November and would not want to be a day younger.

Perdita

She was a wonderful addition to this board.

I'm hoping for you that we'll recieve some positive news of her soon. I read on the other thread that you were concerned about her. I'm sorry if bumping this thread was upsetting to you, I hope it was just the opposite. I miss her too. She's a one of a kind.

 

[Celtic Princess]

Just wait til you're 30 like me. Then, anytime someone cards you for anything, you'll be so happy you want to bend them over the counter and fuck them right then and there.

*raises eyebrow* This only happens when someone cards you?






As for me, people continually think I'm much younger than I am. I've been asked countless times "why are you not in school?" at work... as in high school. My answer is usually, ah, well I've finished my Bachelor's degree and I'm getting started on my Master's program now. The person posing the question is usually quite embarassed.
For some reason, short and cute seems to equate young.

 

[sweetnpetite]

my soul was forged in '73, but my body was on back order. So I was born in '82.

*Kharis*

I think my soul was forged in '62- but I was born in '75.

 

[tolyk]

Think mine dates back a lot longer than that.. but not going to get into that whole past lives discussion..

It is interesting to see ages for everyone.. I for one thought Earl was at least the same age as me, if not older.

Carson, you finally revealed you age.. *gasp* Why'd you go and do that?

 

[Guest]

82

 

[tolyk]

82

Didn't you say in another thread not too long back that you thought you were older than Carson?

(Guess you were right then?)

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Dude! Happy Birthday!!!

I turn 30 on the 1st!

Hey, that means I'm older than you! Waddayaknow?

Since I'm getting there first- I let you know if its as bad as they say, 'k?

So you'll ALWAYS be just a bit older than me.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

82

You got a nice ass for an 82 year old.

 

[Guest]

Didn't you say in another thread not too long back that you thought you were older than Carson?

(Guess you were right then?)

Yep, I'm his Grandmother.

http://www.psyche-erotica.co.uk/katie_spicer/images/janetthorpe.jpg

 

[Guest]

You got a nice ass for an 82 year old.

And I can take my teeth out.

 

[LadyJeanne]

I'm 37, but I have it on good authority that I don't seem 'old'...whatever that means to my 22 year old sister and her friends. Men usually think I'm in my early 30's. Women usually tell me I have great skin and cheekbones (thanks to mom!).

Personally, I believe I feel and look better than I ever did. I hope I'm wiser than ever too.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

And I can take my teeth out.

Personally, I say you leave them in.


(Hey Lou, I started my first horror story on Saturday! )

 

[Guest]

Personally, I say you leave them in.


(Hey Lou, I started my first horror story on Saturday! )

You like to be nibbled do you, love?

(Whoop! Has it got lots of feelthy sex in it, too? )

 

[cheerful_deviant]

You like to be nibbled do you, love?

(Whoop! Has it got lots of feelthy sex in it, too? )

I love a good nibbling.


(Not yet, but it will. )

 

[NoJo]

And I can take my teeth out.

Shut up and dunk your rusk in your milky tea.

 

[Guest]

Shut up and dunk your rusk in your milky tea.

Only if you come and change me for bed. Full bed bath on a Monday night, and don't forget my sore bits.

 

[Vincent E]

I just turned 21 this past week. My parents expect me to act like an adult now .... does that mean I have to behave myself now???

Not unless you want a spanking, young lady. We don't tolerate any behaving around these here parts.




Oh yeah, I'm 36.

 

[Guest]

Oh yeah, I'm 36, but Perdita makes me feel much younger.

Vincenzo, you sweet thing. Or was that a very subtle insult? Hmmm. P.

 

[NoJo]

Perdita makes me feel -- myself.

 

[Kassiana]

Not unless you want a spanking, young lady. We don't tolerate any behaving around these here parts.




Oh yeah, I'm 36.

I started something with my husband that's gotten me into trouble since. I've always said that anything I do is behavior, so even if I'm behaving badly, I'm still technically behaving.

I've lived to regret that. Now, you can live to regret it, too.

 

[sweetnpetite]

I know how you feel Kitten, I thought you were much older too!

I never got carded until I went to a nightclub with hubby when I was 25ish. Up here you have to be 19 to drink!
Everyone always thought I was in my mid 20's when I was a teenager, including hubby when we met.
C

I was about 16, my sister 2 years younger. At a wedding reception of a friend of the family. They are passing out champaig for the toast. They hand a glass to my sister, pass me right by. I ask my mother if she'll get me one. She says, just ask. (yeah right) so I ask and they say "Are you 21?" I- honestly- say no. They tell me they can't serve me.

People been telling me "You'll be so happy when you're 30" since I was 10 and everyone thought I was 6. I'm putting that to the test this year. Damn it, I better be happy!

 

[tolyk]

I was about 16, my sister 2 years younger. At a wedding reception of a friend of the family. They are passing out champaig for the toast. They hand a glass to my sister, pass me right by. I ask my mother if she'll get me one. She says, just ask. (yeah right) so I ask and they say "Are you 21?" I- honestly- say no. They tell me they can't serve me.

People been telling me "You'll be so happy when you're 30" since I was 10 and everyone thought I was 6. I'm putting that to the test this year. Damn it, I better be happy!

A woman complaining about looking young...........





You feelin' alright?

 

[sweetnpetite]

*raises eyebrow* This only happens when someone cards you?






As for me, people continually think I'm much younger than I am. I've been asked countless times "why are you not in school?" at work... as in high school. My answer is usually, ah, well I've finished my Bachelor's degree and I'm getting started on my Master's program now. The person posing the question is usually quite embarassed.
For some reason, short and cute seems to equate young.

I look about 12- accept for my um... ample breasts.

One guy thought (and I was at work for crying out loud!) that I was a little girl with a gland problem!!!!