How Old Are You?

[Guest]

I am 4002 yrs old. By coincedence my human counterpart shares the same birthdate but is only 42. Or so shall he be in a few weeks.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

But at least you'll always be 22 days younger than me. Bitch

Yeah, I'm never gonna catch up to you, old man.

 

[Halo_n_horns]

I seem to be perpetually stuck somewhere in my puberty years. Damn these erections every time a slight breeze comes up!

In linear terms I'm 33.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

To quote from my profile: I'm just another run down, beaten down, slapped down, broken down, shot down, hung down, put down, and kicked around old Boomer who's been beaten up, tied up, chewed up, blown up, hung up, screwed up, messed up, held up, and told to shut the fuck up.

Any more questions?

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Guest]

Any more questions?

Nope.

Perdita

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Nope.

Perdita

Bless you, my dear.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[The_old_man]

We went out to dinner ($50) tonight to celebrate my wifes birthday.

She is five months younger than I.

My year of birth coincides with a famous aviation milestone.

It is also on my profile page.

I think we are the senior members of the board. Sorry rumple.

 

[tolyk]

I'm 23, as my profile says.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

We went out to dinner ($50) tonight to celebrate my wifes birthday.

She is five months younger than I.

My year of birth coincides with a famous aviation milestone.

It is also on my profile page.

I think we are the senior members of the board. Sorry rumple.

Yep, you nosed me out by a couple decades. Thanks.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[KharisLeaf82]

my soul was forged in '73, but my body was on back order. So I was born in '82.

*Kharis*

 

[NoJo]

I'm forty-six , but people usually mistake me for an incredibly well-preserved and youthful-looking ninety-six year old.

 

[Shadowskill Knight]

I'm 25.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

my soul has known centuries

37 physically, or so i'm told.

 

[TheEarl]

Wow, Earl was just a step above jailbait when he started this thread.
I'll be thirty-one soon enough, just like Carson and I've known him seventeen years now. Where the fuck did all that time go? I told someone today that I was just going to claim to be thirty the rest of my life. I like to pretend I'm twenty, but I'm sure I don't look it.

And it was still seven months till my next birthday. Those with calculators might get the insinuation.

Interesting bump. Scrolled through to see who had posted after all this time (probably should've guessed ), only to see so many friends that I miss. Pear, I'm right there with you .

The Earl

 

[impressive]

my soul has known centuries

37 physically, or so i'm told.

Old soul

I'm 41 ... feel 25-ish ... look 35-ish ... act ???

 

[NoJo]

-- coquettish.

 

[SensualCealy]

36 1/2, feel 76 and act, well Ill leave that one for you to decide!

(Ive been told I act matronly! OMG I will hold that one to the guy that said it for the rest of my life!)

C

 

[impressive]

-- coquettish.

IMP-ish.

 

[EmeraldKitten]

I don't think I had ever seen this thread before!

I'm 21. I generally get guessed as older though, for whatever reason.
In fact, it was a few weeks after my 21st b-day, and I was at the local store buying alcohol, and the woman didn't card me.
She then looked at the other cashier and asked her, "She's old enough right?"
The other lady said I was.
I say, "I'm so depressed. Since I turned 21, no one is carding me. I've yet to get carded for alcohol!"
The original cashier replies, "You just turned 21?" and turns bright red.
I say that yes, I did, and asked how old she thought I was.
She said, "I thought you were 30!"

What's bad is she meant it, LOL.
That's fine for now. But that better not happen when I'm 40, hehee.

 

[SensualCealy]

I know how you feel Kitten, I thought you were much older too!

I never got carded until I went to a nightclub with hubby when I was 25ish. Up here you have to be 19 to drink!
Everyone always thought I was in my mid 20's when I was a teenager, including hubby when we met.
C

 

[EmeraldKitten]

I know how you feel Kitten, I thought you were much older too!

I never got carded until I went to a nightclub with hubby when I was 25ish. Up here you have to be 19 to drink!
Everyone always thought I was in my mid 20's when I was a teenager, including hubby when we met.
C

When I was in beauty school, I was 18. Whenever new girls started, it was always fun tryin to guess how old everyone was.
I was always guess between 22 and 26, lol.
30 is just a bit of a stretch, hehee.

Isn't that funny how that works? I was soooo excited on my 18th birthday, because I could finally buy myself cigarettes.
Did I get carded? Nooo. lol.

Whats amusing, is that in the same day, I'll go to two different stores for my cigs and alcohol.
The place where I get cigs cards me, but when I buy alcohol they dont.
I don't get it, hehe.

 

[carsonshepherd]

When I was in beauty school, I was 18. Whenever new girls started, it was always fun tryin to guess how old everyone was.
I was always guess between 22 and 26, lol.
30 is just a bit of a stretch, hehee.

Isn't that funny how that works? I was soooo excited on my 18th birthday, because I could finally buy myself cigarettes.
Did I get carded? Nooo. lol.

Whats amusing, is that in the same day, I'll go to two different stores for my cigs and alcohol.
The place where I get cigs cards me, but when I buy alcohol they dont.
I don't get it, hehe.

Just wait til you're 30 like me. Then, anytime someone cards you for anything, you'll be so happy you want to bend them over the counter and fuck them right then and there.

 

[Kassiana]

32, the exact reverse of Tol's numbers. But you can call me any age that makes you comfortable as long as it isn't the Victorian Age.

 

[sweetnpetite]

Well I wasn't here when this thread started, so I'll bite.

I am also 29, turning 30 on March 3rd. Not sure yet if I'm happy about that.

Dude! Happy Birthday!!!

I turn 30 on the 1st!

Hey, that means I'm older than you! Waddayaknow?

Since I'm getting there first- I let you know if its as bad as they say, 'k?