How to Enslave Women

[LadyFunkenstein]

I rarely watch tv and haven't watched that. But that was hardly the point

Frankly, when you brought nazis into the arguement you dubbed yourself a failure.

 

[Recidiva]

You so remind me of my spirit guide, Octavia Octopus, LF...and I am serious as a prayer in that! She's been with me for 2 decades...and you are so like her in ways...except in your dishonor.

Now that's a hell of a statement. Is she a spirit totem Octopus or is that just her name?

 

[poppy1963]

Christ on a cracker, you are so fucking annoying. "hee hee" - fuck, even doll parts was more interesting. Or she was at least younger - you are way to old to act like such a child.

Or perhaps way too unbridled not to? The prism turns, does it not? So many colors!!!

I love colors! That is no secret!

 

[poppy1963]

Now that's a hell of a statement. Is she a spirit totem Octopus or is that just her name?

She is a wise and lazy old black woman in an octopusses body now. She lives alone in a lily-padded pond...and just is the hedonist there...observing, finding amusements in shennanigans and offering bits of wisdom gained in her infinity.

I love her muchly. Could not go on with out her....

 

[poppy1963]

Octavia, her name, comes from her talents on a keyboard...a piano of knowledge! And music...she spans the octaves beautifully! Can you see her? In misty greens and mauves and blues. She is quite beautiful!

 

[Leverage]

She is a wise and lazy old black woman in an octopusses body now. She lives alone in a lily-padded pond...and just is the hedonist there...observing, finding amusements in shennanigans and offering bits of wisdom gained in her infinity.

I love her muchly. Could not go on with out her....

Is this an example of your not so nice side?

 

[poppy1963]

Marquis...Octavia turns her eye to you. She likes you as do I. This brings me great relief. LOL!

 

[poppy1963]

Is this an example of your not so nice side?

Curious interpretation! Please elaborate on how you read it. I love Octavia...so very much. What did you read in my words, Leverage? We bring to our interpretations that which we believe in our hearts.

Hugs Leverage...

 

[medjay]

I was actually thinking to myself that I should be doing something similar, quite recently.

Seeing that I also trained myself to be a successful seducer of women, I seriously thought about getting rich writing a series of no-nonsense books about macking ladies. But it would be less "Seduce and Destroy" and more Casanova style since I choose to use my powers for good.

I realize my weakness. . . I actually like women. I don't mind licking the pussies or sucking the toes.

 

[Leverage]

Curious interpretation! Please elaborate on how you read it. I love Octavia...so very much. What did you read in my words, Leverage? We bring to our interpretations that which we believe in our hearts.

Hugs Leverage...

Hmmm...

If you haven't read between the lines of me...you are not so observant as I thought. I am a vile thing at times...I just don't need to swear and call bad names. I can slice with a smile. mmm...lol. Good people skills.

 

[_geisha_]

Honestly, I got to the words 'I make no apologies for what I am about to say' and I just... didn't want to read anymore.

It's awesome that you've done what you've done for yourself, but it seems [to me] that you just wanted to tell us how hot you are.

I already know you think you're hot, I know 90% of lit women think you're hot, and I know that the majority of the time I find you easy to talk to and a generally nice person.

*shrug

I don't need to read anymore about how much of a super stud you are, cause I've never really wanted to know that about you anyway. I've always chatted you up about you. Your weight loss, your opinions, etc... the other stuff, I don't much care about.

good on ya for doign the confessional thing, and telling the truth as you are able.

 

[hogjack]

I only need enslavement for a 15 minute period of time. Ok, 4 minutes. Max.

Otherwise I'm just a lilly-livered egalitarian who looks at a person as much more than their gender. What a fool I've been!

 

[poppy1963]

Caio for now...I must attend to things.

 

[Marquis]

My Sweet...your seductions far surpass your understanding of them.

You think so?

Fuck, explain.

 

[Recidiva]

Seeing that I also trained myself to be a successful seducer of women, I seriously thought about getting rich writing a series of no-nonsense books about macking ladies. But it would be less "Seduce and Destroy" and more Casanova style since I choose to use my powers for good.

I realize my weakness. . . I actually like women. I don't mind licking the pussies or sucking the toes.

Well, yeah, it's always worked for me. Liking men. Enjoying their company, having fun. Genuinely loving them. I know it's a scam, but it works for me.

 

[poppy1963]

Hmmm...

Please pm me if you felt a slice...I am quite curious. If I am slicing there is NO QUESTION...I just don't curse much in the process...nor do I pretend to not be slicing. I read the dictionary...hee hee...and am a wizardress of words.

Leverage...I have been only respectful and aloof with you. I have no reason nor desire to slice you.

*Poof*

Gone.

 

[Hester]

Well, Marquis, my husband and I can cook, how about you? You can bring chips and dip if not. 'Cause we luxey.

PLEASE do this when i'm in town!

 

[Recidiva]

PLEASE do this when i'm in town!

It's a date then

 

[Leverage]

Please pm me if you felt a slice...I am quite curious. If I am slicing there is NO QUESTION...I just don't curse much in the process...nor do I pretend to not be slicing. I read the dictionary...hee hee...and am a wizardress of words.

Leverage...I have been only respectful and aloof with you. I have no reason or desire to slice you.

*Poof*

Gone.

Nope, I don't feel as if you are slicing. The post just reminded me of what you said last night...that's all. You're cool with Leverage.

 

[Hester]

Marquis...Octavia turns her eye to you. She likes you as do I. This brings me great relief. LOL!

lizafairy, is that you?

 

[poppy1963]

You think so?

Fuck, explain.

Wind down the path to understanding....you would not take my words to heart...you trust only your experiences. I offer ideas and observations as I've been around the block a couple times.

You doin' fine...tho the path you're on is filled with temptings that would devour you. Step carefully...but continue on.

Last *POOF*...hee hee

*a fluff...Marquis makes me want to fluff*

 

[Marquis]

Well, yeah, it's always worked for me. Liking men. Enjoying their company, having fun. Genuinely loving them. I know it's a scam, but it works for me.

Are you being intentionally obtuse for humorous purposes?

I've stated that I love my girlfriend, that doesn't mean I don't think strategically about our relationship.

In fact, almost any time we have come to have problems it has been due to a failure on my part to think strategically about our relationship and keep her in the sweet spot.

 

[medjay]

Are you being intentionally obtuse for humorous purposes?

Don't worry. . . I think that was meant to be a reference to a conversation me and her had a long time ago.

 

[spacekowboy]

And here i thought all you needed to enslave women was some shackles , a few dozen floggers/beating utensils and the desire to make use of them . Heh , just shows ya what I know.

 

[Recidiva]

Are you being intentionally obtuse for humorous purposes?

I've stated that I love my girlfriend, that doesn't mean I don't think strategically about our relationship.

In fact, almost any time we have come to have problems it has been due to a failure on my part to think strategically about our relationship and keep her in the sweet spot.

Yes, I'm often intentionally obtuse for humorous purposes. I was also speaking to Medjay, so it wasn't directed at you. It was regarding the idea of using a strategy to make money. Medjay and I have similar strategies.