how to meet milfs or cougars in real life

[Scattered_Ice]

Here's a three point plan:

1. Get married.

2. Have kids.

3. Attend kid events. like daycare recitals, birthday parties, play dates at the park. You will meet more MILFs than you thought possible in your wildest dreams. The rest is up to you.

freud would have an interesting conversation with you about that

sooooo much wrong in this post

 

[boutrosboutros]

I was only making a joke, but your comment has stirred my curiosity.

So some guys are attracted to a woman for no other reason than she is a mother? Keeping in mind that a female can become a mother at quite a young age, that's kind of weird.

Sure - there are lots of reasons for it if you think about it. What does being a mother symbolise? Fertility for one thing.

 

[littlecordelera]

my IQ is 140
I heard about google
I know people
I already checked out the scene

basically in swingers clubs where they let unmarried guys in you get 55+ old women and the ratio is like 1 women / 3 guys all the guys horny and needy as hell while the women pretend to be princesses and most of the guys end up jerking off in public while others are doing it

real swingers club are far from the glamorous shit they sell you

brothels offer you older women, but than again it's not the real deal it's like going to the dentist of course without the pain

in clubs the women that are old are in horrible condition

and craigslist doesn't exist in europe since people will never accept it because it's too much scammy

My IQ is 141.

I didn't suggest a swing club. I said a swing site. (Given my higher IQ I don't mind pointing these details out for you.)

Swing clubs I have attended are damn nice places, but given the above sentence, it's immaterial.

 

[littlecordelera]

Sure - there are lots of reasons for it if you think about it. What does being a mother symbolise? Fertility for one thing.

Okay. But that's kinda weird.

 

[boutrosboutros]

Okay. But that's kinda weird.

The connection between sex and fertility strikes you as weird? When a woman becomes a mother it says things about her that men, on a very crude biological level, are going to find interesting. It seems natural to me. (I'm not speaking as somebody who's a fan of "MILFs" or anything like that. Just an ordinary straight red-blooded male.)

 

[Scattered_Ice]

My IQ is 141.

lol at middle class one upper internet rage

 

[Scattered_Ice]

ffs people

has anyone of you ever explored a fantasy at all?

 

[littlecordelera]

The connection between sex and fertility strikes you as weird?

No. Wanting to have sex with a woman for no other reason than she has kids strikes me as weird. The ability to get pregnant is rather common.

 

[Scattered_Ice]

No. Wanting to have sex with a woman for no other reason than she has kids strikes me as weird. The ability to get pregnant is rather common.

it's not about her having kids it's about her age thus level of experience, stop the fucking melodrama

her having kids is a presumption based on her heterosexuality, upraising and the tendency of most women of that age having children

for an example take her

http://www.tube8.com/mature/fuck-with-beatiful-british-milf/1308171/

she's a mature woman we presume she has kids and wants a fling with a younger guy because she's single, no mentally sane guy would refuse her even if he was 10 years younger

 

[Wide_eyed_Indulgence]

I think the OP was asking a legitimate question (no pun) and I am willing to share my thoughts. I don't think age is the discriminator -- consenting adults with mutual attraction is all you need. So the normal rules of being charming, flirtatious, witty, good hygiene, interesting, interested. You would proceed in the same fashion regardless of age. For me, the same rules for catching my attention at 18 apply all these years later -- I am just better at what I do now.

 

[silverwhisper]

wide eyed indulgence quoth:
i think the OP was asking a legitimate question.

he was, but his childish defensiveness, whinyness & generally crappy attitude have made his original intent utterly irrelevant cuz we all think he's a fucking asshat who doesn't deserve good faith responses.

i'm actually not convinced he's old enough to be posting here. and if his behavior here is representative of his RL behavior, he's gonna have a very hard time hooking up with women his own age, never mind older.

ed

 

[Scattered_Ice]

he was, but his childish defensiveness, whinyness & generally crappy attitude have made his original intent utterly irrelevant cuz we all think he's a fucking asshat who doesn't deserve good faith responses.

i'm actually not convinced he's old enough to be posting here. and if his behavior here is representative of his RL behavior, he's gonna have a very hard time hooking up with women his own age, never mind older.

ed

the first 4 persons here were trolling me
you probably don't have the answer just like to voice an opinion online because you got nothin else to do to make yourself feel important elsewhere
I'm impressed by your psychic abilities so tell me more

 

[Scattered_Ice]

I think the OP was asking a legitimate question (no pun) and I am willing to share my thoughts. I don't think age is the discriminator -- consenting adults with mutual attraction is all you need. So the normal rules of being charming, flirtatious, witty, good hygiene, interesting, interested. You would proceed in the same fashion regardless of age. For me, the same rules for catching my attention at 18 apply all these years later -- I am just better at what I do now.

that makes common sense

 

[littlecordelera]

it's not about her having kids it's about her age thus level of experience.

That was my contention from the very beginning. (That's alright. I don't mind pointing these details out for you.)

 

[Hypoxia]

Think of the bank robber who was asked, "Why do you rob banks?" His answer: Because that's where the money is. How to meet potential sex partners, whether cougars or bears or whatever? The answer: Go to where they are. If a seeker can't figure that out, they don't deserve a fuck.

 

[Scattered_Ice]

That was my contention from the very beginning. (That's alright. I don't mind pointing these details out for you.)

nice, we have killed this thread with semantics bombs and I got the level of advice I would have gotten from my 98 year old grandmother

in the near future all that you can do is overanalyze stuff, than it would be better if you'd keep your smarts to yourself because I got that covered

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=51777567&postcount=28

your IQ = 141 lol

 

[Scattered_Ice]

Think of the bank robber who was asked, "Why do you rob banks?" His answer: Because that's where the money is. How to meet potential sex partners, whether cougars or bears or whatever? The answer: Go to where they are. If a seeker can't figure that out, they don't deserve a fuck.

so I ask a question, the first 4 posters troll me directly, 2 posters blurt out common sense advice insulting my intelligence and presuming I was born to be addicted to their opinion about me

and now I get trolling again and I can see it among the lines that your streetsmarts is zero while your sexual frustration is sky high and you are pointing the finger at me like a fake guru, you only can find krishna inside you since krishna is already looking for you within you

lmfao

bunch of middle class risk averse booksmart grey mice living in box crushed by credit card debt being a weekend warrior on this corner of the internet

fuck my life I don't even care if you ban me this forum is thrash

 

[NippleMuncher]

will somebody answer it pls or can I consider this whole board a gathering of lazy middle class people who want to seem edgy behind a computer screen since they got their middle life crisis?

Quite frankly, if you have to ask how to meet women, then you've got far greater problems than being called a troll. You've been labeled an asshat because that is EXACTLY how you are perceived by the quality and loving care that your posts convey.

ffs people

has anyone of you ever explored a fantasy at all?

So what is it you're trying to do, actually connect with women or find wank fodder? This post implies you're here for a wank, which is exactly why you're getting the responses you are.

the first 4 persons here were trolling me
you probably don't have the answer just like to voice an opinion online because you got nothin else to do to make yourself feel important elsewhere
I'm impressed by your psychic abilities so tell me more

My, aren't you just the charmer! It is amazing that ALL women aren't just ripping your clothes off 24/7.

Here's some advice, maybe not the answer you were looking for, but certainly the answer you need most. Why don't you try NOT being an asshat, maybe then responders will take you more seriously.

Ok, final words of wisdom. Go ahead, flame me and everyone else all you like, you're an asshat who is unaware of the depth of his asshattery. You have been put on ignore, so flame all you like, I will never see the hate that spews from you. Have a nice life.

 

[NippleMuncher]

I think the OP was asking a legitimate question (no pun) and I am willing to share my thoughts. I don't think age is the discriminator -- consenting adults with mutual attraction is all you need. So the normal rules of being charming, flirtatious, witty, good hygiene, interesting, interested. You would proceed in the same fashion regardless of age. For me, the same rules for catching my attention at 18 apply all these years later -- I am just better at what I do now.

What?!? Treat women with respect? That's crazy, it can't possibly work!

/sarcasm

 

[smallgirl]

Yeah...I don't think there's an age requirement to be a MILF...you just have to be a mother.
Sorry...MILF is a "mother I'd like to fuck". Plain and simple.

I know I am one..its cool. I'm 43, and have the body of a 25 yr old. Being a MILF doesn't mean old.
Now that said, I don't hang out in clubs..never have and never will.

 

[SmileyGirl]

Ohhh emmm geee I made to troll status!!! Go me

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSHYCq2De8v7QgEtHjuPyI-DAGiTytZeDWLQzsVvtBiHYI5aMzsWB3xvOhouQ

 

[smallgirl]

besides the obvious option of checking out older escorts

is this thing even real? I've seen women in their 40's hanging out in clubs but they were hardly attractive and I'm not really sure they were looking for sex either

Online...that's where the most of them are.

 

[Wide_eyed_Indulgence]

that makes common sense

Whoops, sorry. Who wouldda thought my comment was intended to offend? This thread got strange and inhospitable quickly.

 

[Miles Long]

Perhaps you should try the grocery store, as the young man in this video did.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9ZjOCSLYlc

And if you've seen the rest of that documentary then you know it worked to perfection!

 

[lovecraft68]

I'm 45.

I would have to look in the senior centers for a woman who would be a cougar to me.