How To Seduce A Lit-Man

[Farawyn]

Never had a problem, myself.

Why should I tell my secrets?

Honestly. The guys who have/had crushes on me and those I keep as friends like me for me.
Just be fucking honest, people. Don’t tell anyone shit because you think they need to hear it. It always backfires. Just be authentic with each person.

 

[LostGirlTink]

Actually it's bum and legs for me!!!

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I try to make it very easy. If any of you women want to work on your seduction techniques, I pretty much can guarantee you success.

That seems like it would be hard to measure for quality assurance purposes

I on the other hand, require hours of pratice, and there will be tests and POP quizes

That sounds like something one needs a tutor for. Just saying

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

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That seems like it would be hard to measure for quality assurance purposes


That sounds like something one needs a tutor for. Just saying

Proof of the success of your seduction attempt ca be produced....

 

[Weaseldiesel]

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Exactly!

 

[Girly_girl]

Never had a problem, myself.

Why should I tell my secrets?

Honestly. The guys who have/had crushes on me and those I keep as friends like me for me.
Just be fucking honest, people. Don’t tell anyone shit because you think they need to hear it. It always backfires. Just be authentic with each person.

I get this, completely. On the other hand, that can backfire on you too, so I just choose not to get involved anymore.

 

[DarkSimian]

Food also works

 

[LostGirlTink]

Never had a problem, myself.

Why should I tell my secrets?

Honestly. The guys who have/had crushes on me and those I keep as friends like me for me.
Just be fucking honest, people. Don’t tell anyone shit because you think they need to hear it. It always backfires. Just be authentic with each person.

I get this, completely. On the other hand, that can backfire on you too, so I just choose not to get involved anymore.

#truth

. Was I supposed to be be being sincere? I thought this was a tongue in cheek thread
See? I confuse easily these days lol

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Actually it's bum and legs for me!!!

<~~ *click!* (profile )

I try to make it very easy. If any of you women want to work on your seduction techniques, I pretty much can guarantee you success.

Where's the fun in that? PASS

That’ll do it.

Helloooo, stalker

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That seems like it would be hard to measure for quality assurance purposes


That sounds like something one needs a tutor for. Just saying

Tinky! Is that you? YOWZA!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Never had a problem, myself.

Why should I tell my secrets?

Honestly. The guys who have/had crushes on me and those I keep as friends like me for me.
Just be fucking honest, people. Don’t tell anyone shit because you think they need to hear it. It always backfires. Just be authentic with each person.

I'm in a mood.

But I love you!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

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Where's the fun in that? PASS



Helloooo, stalker


Tinky! Is that you? YOWZA!

Pass it is then...

 

[barefootgirl69]

I like to seduce them with my words... and my wit.

And whimpers and sighs....

 

[Adre]

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Gulp!

 

[thaneofcawdor]

I'd love to be seduced

 

[SoulAssasin247]

Women all you have to do is be born, you act like it's hard to get a man lmao, it's not. You want to keep a man happy, give him a blowjob and a sandwich without him asking for it, that's it lol

 

[DarkSimian]

I like to seduce them with my words... and my wit.

And whimpers and sighs....

You had me at "Hello"

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

The thing is, fellas, if you don't require true seduction, then we're wasting our talents.

We have boobs, but we have brains, too, and we like men who challenge us to use them.

Amirite, ladies?

 

[FortybutNice]

Never had a problem, myself.

Why should I tell my secrets?

Honestly. The guys who have/had crushes on me and those I keep as friends like me for me.
Just be fucking honest, people. Don’t tell anyone shit because you think they need to hear it. It always backfires. Just be authentic with each person.

I agree with Farawyn. Treat Lit like real life - be yourself and wait for a connection to develop - don’t try to force things. I’m not saying I’m any good at doing it...

 

[LostGirlTink]

Women all you have to do is be born, you act like it's hard to get a man lmao, it's not. You want to keep a man happy, give him a blowjob and a sandwich without him asking for it, that's it lol

Lol then you’re “too intense” and “more than he deserves” and they run anyway lol
Men are complicated

 

[Pantyboy74]

1 Rule.

Don't lie.

 

[Weaseldiesel]

Lol then you’re “too intense” and “more than he deserves” and they run anyway lol
Men are complicated

To quote an old Irish term

ARE WE SHIT?

 

[SoulAssasin247]

Lol then you’re “too intense” and “more than he deserves” and they run anyway lol
Men are complicated

I don't understand your first sentence ??????

All the men I know aren't complicated at all.



All my life it's the men trying to speak to women, running the risk of rejection, we're the hunters, we love the chase, to obtain the woman we want shouldn't be easy, because the payoff should be a spectacular woman. All women I have ever known has several guys trying to talk to her, it's a matter of does she take any of them seriously. A woman could be sitting on a park bench reading a book, in a ponytail with no makeup and I am still looking at her thinking I want that woman.

 

[Farawyn]

Lol then you’re “too intense” and “more than he deserves” and they run anyway lol
Men are complicated

Not complicated. Frustrating.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Men are complicated

Not really. We are actually quite simple, you want us, just bring food & be naked.

 

[ydahecnot]

We’re as simple and awkward as heck

 

[Farawyn]

I don't understand your first sentence ??????

All the men I know aren't complicated at all.



All my life it's the men trying to speak to women, running the risk of rejection, we're the hunters, we love the chase, to obtain the woman we want shouldn't be easy, because the payoff should be a spectacular woman. All women I have ever known has several guys trying to talk to her, it's a matter of does she take any of them seriously. A woman could be sitting on a park bench reading a book, in a ponytail with no makeup and I am still looking at her thinking I want that woman.

I can attest to this. I never wear makeup and my BF always looks at me like I’m lunch.