How To Seduce A Lit-Man

[HBergeron]

I can't speak for any other Lit guy, but just be real, and talk about everything, from the sensuous to the day-to-day.

(And send me pics of your tits, of course)

 

[Scout44]

Reading thread and taking notes.

 

[Emboldened1]

I do this already!

My dear... YOU are incredible and could seduce a rock in the desert.

 

[HBergeron]

I do this already!

... and you've completely seduced me...

 

[JugheadJane]

Apparently all I had to do was post an avatar. Woah, holy-influx-of-PMs, Batman.

 

[Weaseldiesel]

Apparently all I had to do was post an avatar. Woah, holy-influx-of-PMs, Batman.

how many?

 

[JugheadJane]

how many?

One less than I was expecting. Yours must’ve got lost in the interwebs.

 

[JJonah]

One less than I was expecting. Yours must’ve got lost in the interwebs.

Wait’ll you put up a profile pic...

 

[Weaseldiesel]

One less than I was expecting. Yours must’ve got lost in the interwebs.

Sorry to disappoint!

Although I have sent unsolicited pms in the past (younger days lol) I only send now if they are wanted lol.

 

[JugheadJane]

how many?

Wait’ll you put up a profile pic...

Oh, you’ve gotta be pretty special to get an actual picture of me. Make me laugh, prove you’re intelligent, speak kindly and confidently. If all else fails, ply me with drinks.

 

[ydahecnot]

You had me at “rope bunny”

 

[_Fairlight_]

Seducing a man is one thing; finding one who will stay the course is a horse of a different color.

 

[magicmikeaustin]

Send me a PM
Have a conversation
Be intelligent and mature

Really easy

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

LMAO good thing my babies have never come out of my vagina. I'd be wrecked after 5 more.

Wow! Yea, Thank God for that stork delivery service eh?

 

[LostGirlTink]

I thought the answer was unsolicited duck pics.
Isn't that what we figured last night?

 

[Farawyn]

My dear... YOU are incredible and could seduce a rock in the desert.

Wow, and you just got here.
Maybe you’re easy!

 

[JJonah]

duck/pussy/duck. Any takers?

I’ve actually seen a joke like that already this morning. Co-ink-ee-dink.

 

[emsway]

i’m starting to think i’m an outlier here. i’ll enjoy your great breast photos as well as read and react to the things you post beneath me, but boobs and three posts ain’t gonna seal the deal, no matter how beautiful the boobs or intelligent/clever the post.

you’re welcome to attempt to prove me wrong.

Re: the three posting thing, I’ve only done that once, hence the 100% success rate. Other than that, I don’t believe I’ve ever attempted to seduce anyone on Lit. I think I’ll quit while I’m ahead.

 

[Farawyn]

Oh, you’ve gotta be pretty special to get an actual picture of me. Make me laugh, prove you’re intelligent, speak kindly and confidently. If all else fails, ply me with drinks.

Guys are alllllll about the pics here, despite what they say about sparkling personality.

 

[Farawyn]

Wait....him or me?

You’re impulsive and passionate.

He’s easy. The newb.

Oh, come ON, I’m KIDDING!!!

 

[Deacon_Voss]

I'm partial to toll house chocolate chip cookies, if we're talking seduction. Or a nice bass fishing boat . . . .

 

[emsway]

I'm partial to toll house chocolate chip cookies, if we're talking seduction. Or a nice bass fishing boat . . . .

Um...technically that’s bribery.

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Um...technically that’s bribery.

Hey, whatever works, right?

 

[BadAmy]

Hey, whatever works, right?

I can't cook for shit but I make a mean martini...and have a few ISOM's

 

[SassySheDevil]

Wow! Yea, Thank God for that stork delivery service eh?

LOL C sections smart ass.