How To Seduce A Lit-Man

[Wild_Honey_66]

I've never tried..

Try unbuttoning your shirt and playing with your chest hair. That oughta do it.

 

[Sundayschild]

Try unbuttoning your shirt and playing with your chest hair. That oughta do it.

I'm not going to post what I first thought of. I value your friendship too much... xxxx

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I'm not going to post what I first thought of. I value your friendship too much... xxxx

<snort>

I will admit to having had the occasional stray around one of my a*****e. (.)(.)

You don't think that'll put anybody off, do you?

 

[Sundayschild]

<snort>

I will admit to having had the occasional stray around one of my a*****e. (.)(.)

You don't think that'll put anybody off, do you?

I assume by the time they've discovered that you've already scored

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I assume by the time they've discovered that you've already scored

 

[Apisto42]

Just tell them you have an all you can eat taco...

 

[Jada59]

Ask for a dick pic.

 

[Sundayschild]

Ask for a dick pic.

Van Dyke or Nixon?

 

[Jada59]

Van Dyke or Nixon?

I do not have a Nixon fetish. At least Van Dyke can dance!

 

[Sundayschild]

I do not have a Nixon fetish. At least Van Dyke can dance!

Yeah - but Nixon knew where the button was

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Send unsolicited panty pics.

 

[Apisto42]

Yeah - but Nixon knew where the button was

He knew the location, but he never played with it!

 

[Sundayschild]

Send unsolicited panty pics.

I mean - it COULD work..? *shrugs

 

[Booboobear84]

Van Dyke or Nixon?

You forgot a Smothers brother. Say good night Dick. Good night Dick

 

[Lonelywife1205]

I mean - it COULD work..? *shrugs

Here...lemme try....

 

[Sundayschild]

Here...lemme try....

I can't believe it actually worked!

(eBay links do it for me every time )

 

[Diz97FB]

Send unsolicited panty pics.

could be ..seduction.. could be jus' a random act of kindness..*G* still bettin' it'd work, tho..*L*

 

[cole4258]

Oh, i don't know the first thing about seduction. If someone figures it out, can they give me a hint, please?

It takes true talent I am sure of it...

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

This can't be that complicated a question, can it?

 

[dacoach44]

Nope.........

This can't be that complicated a question, can it?

My fiancee sent me a msg, needs help with her clitoris.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Tell him you will wear his favorite outfit. When he is watching a game, for every point his team scores, you will suck his cock, and for every point the opposition scores, you will feed him his favorite sandwich. Once the game is over, you will invite your two girlfriends over to play strip poker together. And he gets to win every time.

Yeah...that’s it.

 

[Hornblende]

Tell him you will wear his favorite outfit. When he is watching a game, for every point his team scores, you will suck his cock, and for every point the opposition scores, you will feed him his favorite sandwich. Once the game is over, you will invite your two girlfriends over to play strip poker together. And he gets to win every time.

Yeah...that’s it.

I see a potential problem here, if the team does well. Too many sandwiches...

 

[Girly_girl]

I haven’t the faintest clue, I’m obviously not very good at it**walks away laughing**

 

[default24]

I haven’t the faintest clue, I’m obviously not very good at it**walks away laughing**

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs

 

[DDBustyBrit]

Whisper in his ear with a British accent if he’s American or Canadian

Flash your tits if he’s British

Offer him a blowjob & a beer if he’s an Aussie

Job done!