How To Seduce A Lit-Man

[oneblueye]

hey...

I do this already!

wait a minute---, what is there a line I'm supposed to be to get the tittie pic's???

 

[Eisranac]

smart ass.

Better than being a dumb one.

 

[JJonah]

There's no line and I'm afraid you'd be rather unimpressed.

Perhaps. Perhaps not.

 

[BadAmy]

Insert thread title..

Don't talk religion.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Insert thread title..

Don't talk religion.

Bogus.

If he can't handle a casual convo about religion then send him packing.

Give no quarter!

 

[thaneofcawdor]

Let's talk about seduction instead.

What do guys like?

I like a woman who takes charge. I feel like as a man, if I come on too strong, I am in danger of being a creep.

Example, years ago, I ran into a friend, who had recently separated from her husband, at the grocery. She invited me over for dinner and a movie.
I had busted up my knuckles at work, earlier that day. We were on her couch, she took my hand and was looking at my beat up knuckles, she just started to kiss my hand. Around 5 minutes later, she was giving me head. We didn't make love that night, but we pleasured each other orally for hours. We were FWB for over a year.

 

[DarkSimian]

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[barefootgirl69]

I have absolutely no idea....

Don't lie now! I heard all about you!

*skips away laughing*

 

[magicmikeaustin]

Guys are alllllll about the pics here, despite what they say about sparkling personality.

Beautiful is beautiful any way you look at it

 

[julybaby04]

Obviously I have not got the foggiest idea in that I am single in Lit World and the Real World.

...hope springs eternal.

 

[magicmikeaustin]

Obviously I have not got the foggiest idea in that I am single in Lit World and the Real World.

...hope springs eternal.

Well is is not because of your profile pic

Beautiful

 

[HBergeron]

Sincerity and tits work for me.

 

[Farawyn]

Obviously I have not got the foggiest idea in that I am single in Lit World and the Real World.

...hope springs eternal.

*tackles you*

Where the FUCK have you been?

 

[julybaby04]

*tackles you*

Where the FUCK have you been?

You say the sweetest things!!

....trying to survive life.

 

[Farawyn]

You say the sweetest things!!

....trying to survive life.

How’s it going? Your family?
I’ll PM you tomorrow!

 

[rudrakshpathak]

The thread should have been the other way around!

 

[magicmikeaustin]

How’s it going? Your family?
I’ll PM you tomorrow!

Sassy there yet?

She told me things

 

[parker77]

Re: the three posting thing, I’ve only done that once, hence the 100% success rate. Other than that, I don’t believe I’ve ever attempted to seduce anyone on Lit. I think I’ll quit while I’m ahead.

oops, i see now that your post was meant somewhat in jest. serious social science wouldn’t allow us draw a conclusion from a sample size of one. but, congratulation on your perfect record, which will remain forever in tact, a result of your early retirement.

 

[Jakevillines]

Um... say Hi. lol

This worked for you with me and usually works on me.

 

[tolyk]

Bring in the lumberjacks.. instant seduction

 

[Icy1]

Tell him you like his friend Bigus Dickus

 

[tolyk]

Tell him you like his friend Bigus Dickus

Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha

 

[appletree_man]

Tell him you like his friend Bigus Dickus

he wanks as high as anyone in wome

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Oh, i don't know the first thing about seduction. If someone figures it out, can they give me a hint, please?

 

[Sundayschild]

I've never tried..